我们的世界末日（2015）

You, Me and the Apocalypse S01E09

Part 3 Jan. 5, 2021, 4:41 p.m.

you really wanna spend it behind bars?
你真的想在监狱里度过余生吗
You're blackmailing me.
你在勒索我
Oh, how adorably old-fashioned!
真是可爱又老土
Marvin take care of him.
Marvin 解决他
You really think I'd come without an insurance policy?
你不会真的以为我什么保险措施都没有就贸然过来吧
I'm sure you'll be keen to avoid my little website going live.
我很肯定你一定会尽可能地避免我的小网页上线
It's just a bunch of photos, videos, maps, you know,
那上面只有一堆照片视频和地图你懂的
stuff lawyers might call "Evidence".
一些律师会称之为证据的东西
It automatically goes live unless I enter a code every 12 hours
网页会自动上线除非我每隔12小时输一次密♥码♥
so by all means kill me. Seal your fate.
所以请你一定杀了我以此封锁你的后半生
Your choice.
你自己选择
You know...
你知道吗
in another life I would rather liked you.
在另一个世界我可能会很喜欢你呢
You'll get your money.
你会拿到钱的
But if I ever see your face again,
但是如果再让我见到你
I will have you killed.
我一定会宰了你
Take clothes off.
脱掉你的衣服
You wear this now.
穿上这个
Watch your fingers, gentlemen, this one's a biter!
小心手指这个喜欢咬人
Get yourself a tetanus shot...
去打支破伤风针
Oh, hey, hon.
嗨甜心
Have you lost weight?
你是不是瘦了
What a view.
多美的景色啊
That's beautiful...isn't it?
真的很漂亮不是吗
You OK? Mmhm.
你还好吗嗯
I was just thinking...
我只是在想
how lucky I am to have had you in my life.
能拥有你我真的很幸运
We just shot the President,
我们刚刚杀了总统
shouldn't you be having a nervous breakdown?
你不是应该精神崩溃吗
Yeah.
对啊
All right, let's do it.
好了我们开始吧
Sure about this?
你下定决心了吗
cause once I hit "Send", the shit hits the fan. I know.
一旦我按了发送键事情就要失控了我知道
But everybody has the right to say goodbye.
但是每个人都有道别的权利
Yeah.
是的
Apologies again for the... "Slough-ness" Of the week.
再次抱歉这周让你经历了这么多 "斯劳式"的事情
It's fitting. He would have liked it. To Jude.
这正合适他会喜欢的敬Jude
To Jude.
敬Jude
... we're going to interrupt here as we've got disturbing news
现在插播一条来让人不安的突发新闻
breaking out of America.
该消息来自美国
This tape was released just a couple of minutes ago.
几分钟前有人上传了这段录像
My name is General Gaines.
我是Gaines将军
I was the commanding officer responsible for Operation Saviour.
我曾是负责救世计划的指挥官
It is with great regret that I must now discharge my final duty
十分遗憾的是我必须执行我的最终职责
and inform you...
通知你们
that Operation Saviour did, in fact, fail.
救世计划事实上已经失败了
Contrary to what you were told,
与你们被告知的消息相反
the comet was not sufficiently diverted from its course
彗星偏离其运行轨道的幅度远远不够
and will strike the Earth tomorrow at 3.49am Eastern.
东部时间明天上午3点49分彗星将会撞击地球
That's 8.49am Greenwich Mean Time...
也就是格林尼治标准时间上午8点49分
No! No!
不不
No!
不
Although this will come as little comfort, I want you to know
尽管这不足以安慰大家但我还是想让你们知道
that plans are in place to ensure the survival of the human race.
有计划正在实施以确保人类种族的延续
No-one involved in this cover-up
没有任何一个参与其中的人
has used it to ensure their own survival.
利用这个计划来保证他们自身的生存
The President of the United States is dead.
美国总统已经死了
I, too, will perish with you.
我也将与你们一同灭亡
I accept full responsibility for my actions...
我对我的行为承担全部的责任
No, stay there, we'll come get you. Layla?
不待在那我们会去接你的 Layla
It was done for the right reasons and I stand by my decisions.
这些都是出于正确的理性我信守我的决定
Fuck!
操
Like you, I am afraid. Jamie? Jamie?
同你们一样我也很害怕 Jamie Jamie
And, like you, I intend to spend what time I have
与你们一样我想要与我爱的人
with the people I love. It's OK. it's OK.Daddy's coming.
度过我仅有的时间没事的不用担心爸爸正赶过来
I hope you can find some solace in these, our final hours.
希望你们能在这最后的时间里找到些安慰
I wish you good luck.
祝你们好运
May the world rise to meet you. Bring in the other kids.
愿天堂再会把其他孩子带来
You, prep the bunker. Do what you can with what we have.
你去准备好地堡用我们所有尽你所能
You... you're coming with me.
你跟我来
Scenes of disorder and destruction
骚乱与毁坏事件
are amassing from every part of the world...
正在世界各地发生
Here we go.
开始吧
Right. Now, we can all sit here,
我们可以全都坐在这
feeling sorry for ourselves,
垂头丧气
or we can party like it's 1999!
或者我们可以像1999年那样开派对
And I mean the one that Prince promised me.
我是指Prince许诺的那个派对
Not the one I actually got. That was crap.
而不是我参加的那个派对那个派对简直像屎一样
So, I vote for Prince. Who's with me?
我要像Prince一样谁跟我一起
Yeah, go on. Good boy.
走起好孩子
Here, get this down your neck, Jamie. We're going out in style!
干了这杯Jamie 我们就算灭亡也要别具一格
I can't, I've got to get Layla and Frankie.
不行我得去接Layla和Frankie
I'll be back in time, I promise. We'll be together at the end.
我会及时回来的我保证最后一刻我们一定会在一起
The whole family.
全家人都在一起
I love you, Mum.
我爱你妈
I love you, too, son.
我也爱你儿子
What are you doing? Get out of the way!
你在做什么别挡路
Hello, Jamie.
你好 Jamie
You were at the funeral.
你是葬礼上的那个人
Of course. I wanted to pay my last respects to my son.
当然我想悼念我的儿子
Your son? Yes.
你的儿子对
You mean you're my... Yes, Jamie. I am your grandmother.
你是说你是我的是的Jamie 我是你的祖母
It's lovely to meet you.
很高兴见到你
OK. Great. Can you move your car, please?
很好能请你挪一下车吗
Oh, come on, Jamie, surely you can spare me a minute or two.
别这样 Jamie 你还是能给我抽出一点时间的吧
Actually, no, sorry.
不行抱歉
Any other day, yes, but today is all about my wife and daughter,
其他任何一天都可以但是今天我只想留给我的妻子和女儿
so can you please... I... can save their lives.
所以请你我能救她们的命
That's really sweet of you. But you can't save them.
你人真的很好但是你救不了她们
See, there's a big rock coming
有颗彗星要撞过来了
and there's nothing any of us can do about it.
任何人都束手无措
I know. Now, be a good boy and stop patronising me.
我知道现在乖一点别以为我什么都不知道
Here.
给你
You've got a bunker?
你有一个地堡
Only nutters have bunkers.
只有疯子才有地堡
And it's in Slough?
而且就在斯劳
Just come to the bunker.
你就来地堡吧
Look, no offence, but I don't know you
无意冒犯但是我根本不认识你
and now suddenly you're asking me to come and live in a hole.
突然间你就邀请我生活在一个洞里
The definitive word in that sentence is "Live".
这句话里最重要的词就是"活"
What do you say?
你意下如何
David, this bucket list is pathetic.
David 这份愿望清单太可悲了
Seriously? Have you never done any of those?
你真的从没做过这上面的任何一件事吗
What have you been doing with your life?
你这辈子都在干些什么
I don't know. Angry Birds.
不知道大概就是玩愤怒的小鸟吧
Lies. All lies.
谎言全都是谎话
Yeah. Funny that!
是啊真可笑
We met this man. He's not Jesus, he drives the taxicab in Bilbao.
我们见过那个人他不是耶稣只是个毕尔巴鄂的出租车司机
He claims he helps people but it's not true.
他声称能帮助人们但那根本不是真的
We filed a report, they know he's a fraud.
我们交了份报告他们知道他是个骗子
How could they do this?
他们怎么能这么做
Jude warned me about them.
Jude提醒过我提防他们
Look, Celine, darling... let it go, eh?
Celine亲爱的别纠结了
What does it matter?
有什么要紧的
We're all gonna be dead, anyway.
反正我们全都要死了
Go on, get that down you.
继续干了这杯
I'm sorry, God.
抱歉上帝
I'm so sorry.
真的很抱歉
No need to apologise, dear.
没必要道歉的
It's going to be all right.
会没事的