多元一家人（2020）

United We Fall S01E01

Part 4 July 17, 2020, 10:30 a.m.

he lives in Antarctica,
它的天敌是海豹
and his main predator is seals.
好了孩子该走了
Okay, kiddo. Time to go.
跟你一起看电影很有趣凯米
It was fun watching a movie with you, Kimmy.
谢谢你教我关于木乃伊的知识
Thanks for teaching me about mummies.
没事它们是非常有趣的
No problem. They're very interesting.
你有空能来跟我一起玩吗
Can you come play with me sometime?
那一定会很好玩的
That would be fun.
再见
Bye.
再见
Bye.
爸爸
Dad.
我可以回家了但凯米还得待在这里
I get to go home, but Kimmy has to stay here,
我不希望她一个人孤单
and I don't want her to be alone.
萨米会照顾好你的
Sammy will take care of you.
谢谢
Thank you.
看来我们还是做对了一些事的
Guess we're doing something right.
嘿别让海豹把它吃了凯米
Hey, keep him away from seals, Kimmy.
好了
Okay.
生活真是太古怪了
Life is so weird.
我们之前很积极却发生了"肛♥门♥灾难"
We're positive, and then a butt disaster happens.
接着我们变得消极了艾米莉却终于交到一个朋友
Then we're negative, and Emily finally makes a friend.
没有孩子的人很愚蠢
People who don't have children are stupid
什么都不懂
and understand nothing
但却非常非常幸运
and are also very, very lucky.
我们还是怀着感激之心吧
Let's be grateful.
看到医院里那些生病的孩子...
Seeing all those kids in the hospitals --
不我懂我懂
No, I know. I know.
上天很眷顾我们了
We're blessed.
宇宙憎恶我们
The universe hates us!
先生你今晚喝酒了吗
Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
你浑身都是酒气
You reek of alcohol.
这个啊没有
Oh, right. No.
大约9小时前
Uh, about nine hours ago,
我老婆朝我泼了一杯白葡萄酒
my wife threw a glass of white wine on me.
不小心泼的
By accident.
话说你听说过肛♥门♥脱垂吗
Hey, have you ever heard of a prolapsed rectum?
先生请下车
Sir, please step out of the car.
M L K J I
...m, l, k, j, I...
I...
I...
H
H!
H
H!
G F E D
G, f, e, d...
C B A
C, b, a!
我一直都是倒背字母表的
I always do the alphabet backwards.
我再也不会纠正她做的任何事了
And I will never correct anything she does.
我们是出色的父母
I mean, we're great parents.
你算老几跑来跟我说什么是对什么是错
Who are you to tell me what's right or wrong?
我是警官
I'm a police officer.
不如让我来开车回家吧
How about I drive home?
瞧我们成功了
Hey, we did it.
我们成功回到家了
We made it home.
这不是玩笑
It's not a joke.
我讨厌死日出了
I hate the sunrise.
简直是最糟糕的
The worst. ?
瞧瞧今天发生的所有事
Look at everything that happened just today, huh?
那简直...
That was, uh...
那简直...
Oh, that was, uh...
太多的生活琐事了
so much life.
太多的生活琐事
Too much life.
我...
I, um...
我完全不知道我在干什么
I have no idea what I'm doing.
我也不知道宝贝
Me either, babe.
但是我知道我们夫妻一心定能渡过一切难关
But... I know we can get through anything, together.
早安啊
Good morning!
-晚安 -晚安
- Good night. - Good night.
你们不是说要保持积极的态度吗
I thought you were trying to be positive.