多元一家人（2020）

United We Fall S01E07

Part 4 Sept. 2, 2020, 8:40 a.m.

为什么最简单的事都那么难呢
Why are, like, the simplest things so hard?
是啊我真是等不及她们早点搬出这个家了
Yeah, I can't wait until they're out of the house.
到时我们可以裸着身子坐在家里喝酒
We can just sit here, drinking naked.
想想看我们想干什么就能干什么有多爽
Imagine doing whatever we want again.
那我不会错过每一场比赛
I would watch every game.
整个赛事
The whole game.
任何运动项目我不在乎
Any sport. I don't care.
我只想睡觉
I would just sleep.
我也是我改变回答
Ooh. Me, too. I change my answer.
睡觉太爽了
That's a good one.
我真不敢相信我们牺牲了自己全部的自♥由♥
I can't believe we've sacrificed all our freedom
结果却还要被吼
just to get screamed at.
亲爱的你知道我有点嫉妒谁吗
Babe, you know who I'm almost jealous of?
路易斯
Luis.
他每一场比赛都看了然后静悄悄地死了
He watched every game, and then he died.
死亡就是沉睡
Death is sleep.
好吧但参加他葬礼的人♥大♥概只有七八个
Yeah, but only like eight people showed up to his funeral.
我也说不清或许丘伊说得对
I don't know. Maybe Chuy was right.
或许我们应该...
You know, maybe we should just...
好好享受美好时光让生活节奏慢一点
try to enjoy this time and slow down.
你知道吗
You know what?
我敢说30年后
I bet 30 years from now,
我们一定会拼死想要一个这样的周末
we'd kill to have a weekend like this.
老兄我太累了
Dude, I'm so tired.
我真的什么都不在乎了
Like, I literally don't care about anything.
你呢
Do you?
也不在乎
Nope.
艾米莉
Emily?
来吃冰淇淋吧
Let's have some ice cream!
对不起妈妈我爱你
I'm sorry, Mommy. I love you.
只是当我得不到我想要的东西时我就会生气
It's just that I get mad when I don't get what I want.
我知道小南瓜
I know, pumpkin.
我也是
Me, too.
是啊我也是
Yeah, me, too.
我愿意去做家庭作业了
I'll do my homework.
好吧
Okay.
我们刚刚教了她什么道理
What lesson did we just teach?
谁在乎啊明天她就成为学校的负担了
Who cares? Tomorrow, she's the school's problem again.
《我的周末》作者艾米莉·瑞恩
"My Weekend, by Emily Ryan.
我参加了两场派对吃了六块蛋糕
I went to two parties and ate six pieces of cake."
我的舅舅们在我家的客厅大吵了一场
"My uncles fought in my living room.
另外我的爸爸妈妈周末不上班
Plus, my parents don't work on weekends,
于是我不得不跟他们一起度过了两天
so I got to spend two whole days with them.
我的家人是最棒的
I have the best family."
瞧吧她完全不知道我们失职了
You see? She has no idea we're completely inept.
你们在做什么
What are you doing?
给孩子们做午餐
Making the kids' lunches.
为什么
Why?
今天是周一啊
It's Monday.
今天是节日放假啊
It's a holiday weekend.
天呐我太需要节假日了
Boy, do I need it.
失陪了
Excuse me.