多元一家人（2020）

睡在飓风庇护所的折叠床上
Separate cots in a hurricane shelter
还面临着可能死亡的威胁
under the vague threat of death.
妈妈 露露总看我
Mom, Lulu keeps looking at me!
她也一直在看我 太瘆人了
She's looking at me, too, and it's creeping me out.
那晚睡得可真香
That was such a great night of sleep.
早上好 丘伊
Good morning, Chuy.
是下午了
Afternoon.
什么
What?
我凌晨三点起床
I wake up at 3:00 A. M.
所以我每天有21小时可支配
so I have 21 usable hours per day.
好吧
Okay.
比尔和我想邀请你
Bill and I would like to invite you
来参加这周末我们的婚誓更新仪式
to our vow renewal ceremony this weekend.
你这是答应了吗
Is that a "Yes"?
我不确定
I'm not sure.
上次你结婚时
Last time you got married,
你们给我留下了严重的STD[性病]
you two left me with a very nasty STD.
什么
What?
STD啊 预留时间啊 乔
An STD! "Save The Date," Jo.
那些词对我来说有重要意义
Those words mean something to me.
我为你错过了信念乐队的演唱会
I missed a Creed concert for you.
真抱歉
I'm sorry.
那肯定让你伤心坏了
I know that must've been devastating.
但我希望
But I was hoping
你能在仪式上把我交给新郎
that you would give me away at the ceremony.
因为爸爸不愿意离开亚利桑那州
You know, since Dad won't leave Arizona
除非有老虎机锦标赛
unless there's a slot tournament.
既主持婚礼 又交接新娘可能有点困难
Might be hard to both officiate and give the bride away.
不用你主持 艾米莉主持
Oh, you're not officiating. Emily is.
如果你的目标是想激怒我 那恭喜你
If your goal was to enrage me, congratulations.
你们好吗
What up?
好啊
Hey, guys.
比尔和我这周末要更新婚誓
Bill and I are renewing our vows this weekend,
能来的话就来吧
if you can make it.
酷
Oh, cool.
我们可以把你交给新郎
We can give you away.
我负责把乔交给新郎
Uh, I'm giving Jo away.
应该我们来
We should.
那样看着会酷很多
It would look way cooler.
一边一个猛♥男♥ 想想看
One on each side. Picture that.
结实的书立
Beefy bookends.
孩子们都睡了
Kids are down.
我们今晚是否能成功看完半部电影呢
Could this finally be the night we finish half a movie?
不行
Nope.
我们得谈谈
We need to talk.
我一直在考虑仪式的事
I've been thinking about the ceremony,
我有一张要求表
and I have a list of demands.
提前拒绝
"No" in advance.
第一条要求 我的所有朋友都能来
Demand number one ‐‐ all my friends can come.
毕竟
After all...
这也是我的大日子
this is my big day, too.
贝尼西奥 你怎么进来的
Benicio, how did you get in here?
厨房♥窗户没锁
The kitchen window's unlocked.
大门也没锁
So is the front door.
乔 你邀请了所有家人参加婚礼 却没邀请我
Jo, you invite the whole family to your wedding except me?
贝尼西奥 你被邀请了
Benicio, you are invited.
我只是先问了其他兄弟
I just asked our other brothers first
因为我工作时先看到他们了
because I saw them at work.
那可真是方便呢
Isn't that convenient.
是啊 所以我才这么做了
Yeah. That's why I did it.
我会来婚礼 不过有一个条件
I'll come to the wedding under one condition ‐‐
我负责音乐
I am in charge of music.
贝尼西奥
Uh, Benicio,
你根本没有当DJ的经验
you have zero experience as a deejay.
你错了
Uh, false.
我当过婚礼DJ
I deejayed the wedding
在我两任前妻嫁给彼此的时候
when my two ex‐wives married each other.
等等 真 真有这事吗
Wait, that, that‐‐that happened?
是啊
Yeah.
虽然很不爽 但至少我的孩子们
It sucks, but at least my kids
拥有了相同的后妈
got to keep the same stepmoms.
真是当今时代的美好童话啊
What a sweet fairy tale for our times.
你们好啊 大门没锁
Hey! The door is unlocked.
厨房♥窗户也没锁
So is the kitchen window.
布丽 这些都是什么
Brie, what is all this?
食物啊 小傻瓜
The food, silly.
这个婚礼是我开展酒席承办业务的大好机会
The wedding's a huge opportunity for my catering business.
什么酒席承办业务
What catering business?
我几个小时前才开始的
Well, I just started it two hours ago.
听着 布丽
Look, Brie,
我其实打算做一些排骨
I was actually just planning on cooking some ribs.
排骨 比尔 你不能做排骨
Ribs?! Oh, Bill, you can't serve ribs.
我还有外地来的客人
I have out‐of‐town guests.
桑迪 你能帮我弄这个吗
Sandy, can you help me with this?
我要用肉泥雕出一个乔
I'm sculpting a Jo out of paté.
我负责捏奶♥子♥
Ooh. I'll do the boobs!
情况一发不可收拾了
This is spiraling out of control.
我们必须给这些人划好界限
We've got to draw a line with these people.
我们得腾出些地方
We had to make some room,
所以把你们的很多食物都移到屋外了
so we put a lot of your food outside.
外面还在下雪 应该没问题的啦
It's still snowing out. It should be fine.
这是乔的礼服的式样
This is the pattern for Jo's dress.
我们今晚肯定能搞定
Oh, we could totally knock that out tonight.
来我家 我们搞个闺蜜过夜狂欢
Come over. We'll do a sleepover.
我不想穿正式的礼服 我想穿牛仔裤
I don't want to wear a dress. I'm wearing jeans.
牛仔裤 我觉得不太好吧
Jeans. I don't know.
那可是很正式的典礼哦
It's a pretty formal ceremony.
丘伊之前读给我听了
Chuy read it to me earlier.
嘿 到底有没有人听我们说话
Hey, is anybody even listening to us?
想象一下乔穿着格纹裙的样子
Picture Jo in all gingham.
不 别啊
No, don't!
比尔也穿着相配的格纹衫
And Bill in matching gingham.
哥哥 格纹[江南]style
Oppa gingham style.
嘿 性感美女
Hey, sexy lady!
你们的婚礼交给我们掌控后
Your wedding is going to be so great
一定会非常棒的
now that we have taken the wheel.
"哥哥 格纹[江南]style"
"Oppa gingham style"?!
现在我想起我们当初私奔的原因了
Now I remember why we eloped.
我讨厌我们的新婚礼
I hate our new wedding.
我也是 真是糟透了
Yeah, me, too. It sucks.
因为这不是我们的婚礼 而是再次沦为他们的
'Cause it's not our wedding, it's their wedding ‐‐ again.
我们要不要带着孩子们私奔
Do we just grab the kids and elope?
宝贝 我真喜欢这主意
Babe, I love that idea, you know?
又一次丢下所有人
Just ditch everybody all over again.
好啊
Okay.
明早起床后我们就开车离开
Tomorrow morning, we wake up and drive.
我们要去哪儿
Where are we going?
如果你们想的话 我们现在就能走
If you want, we can leave right now.
我全副家当都穿在身上了
I'm wearing everything I own.
比尔 比尔 醒醒
Bill. Bill, wake up.
你看
Look!
昨晚下了快两米深的雪
It snowed 6 feet last night!
天呐
Aw, man!
所有道路都封闭了 还会继续下雪
All the roads are closed, and ‐‐ and more snow is coming.
我妈还在丘伊家
My mom is still at Chuy's.
你觉得她会不会有事
You think she's okay?
拜托 她待在那边可能还比较好
Please. She's probably way better over there.
他们喜欢听她话当年
They like her stories.
看来我们没法私奔了
Well, I guess we can't elope.
我们第一场婚礼被暴雨毁了
Our first wedding gets rained out,