巅峰拍档（2002）

Top Gear S20E06

Part 3 May 28, 2021, 12:15 p.m.

job is to clear up litter. Yes.
没错正如你曾经描述的他们就是“清道夫”
They are, as you once described,
they're basically Wombles.
是啊多么好的工作他们应该感谢他们所获得的
Yes, it's a lovely job and they
should appreciate what they've got.
很有趣他们可以在地下或天上工作
It's fun. They can work
underground, overground.
-他们可以何物尽其用 -是的可以
They could make good use of the
things they find. Yes, they could.
-捡人们每天丢掉的东西 -多好的机会啊
Things that everyday folk just
leave behind. What an opportunity.
我想我们应该把他们打扮成真正的“清道夫”
I think we should dress
them up like actual Wombles.
谁不想看见清道夫们在路两边工作？
Come on, who wouldn't want to see
a Womble by the side of the road?
我不会介意被他们拦下来
I wouldn't mind being
stopped by a Womble
对你们的安全也是极好的没人想碾压可爱的清道夫吧？
and it would be good for your own
safety because nobody would want
to run over a Womble, would they?
-你要小心了 -你要伤心了
You'd be careful.
You'd be heartbroken!
他们不需要反光马甲
They wouldn't need hi-vis.
如我们所知皇家邮政常常发行纪念版邮票
Now, the Royal Mail, as we know,
often issues commemorative stamps.
他们选的主题比如啄木鸟帽子流行病
They pick on a subject like
woodpeckers or hats or diseases.
-流行病 -不管如何他们准备发行一系列
Diseases?! Anyway, they've decided
to do a range of stamps
有关经典英国汽车的邮票
based on
classic British motoring cars.
我这里有一些给你们看看
I've got some of the ones
they've done for you here.
莲花思哲这不是邮票真正的尺寸
There's the Lotus Esprit. This
isn't the actual size of the stamp.
-我就说嘛！-这只是模型
I did wonder! This is a mock-up.
有莲花思哲阿斯顿马丁DB5
They've got the Lotus Esprit and
they've got the Aston Martin DB5
如果你不想让邮件被正确投递还有MG供选择
and if you don't want your letter
to get there, the MG.
哦天啊看这个太悲哀了
Oh, God, look at that, dismal.
-福特安格利亚警车 -那是一辆福特安格利亚
The Ford Anglia police car.
Now that is a Ford Anglia.
测试这么多年车了最让我可怕的是是25年吗？-80年
The scariest thing I've ever done
in how many years have been testing
cars, 25 years? 80. 80 years.
80年来最可怕的是开那车紧急制动
In 80 years, was doing an
emergency stop in one of those.
我父亲因为开这车而失去了他的膝盖骨
My dad lost his kneecaps
in one of those.
-我不是说丢失了像找不到一样 -在座位底下
I don't mean lost them,
like, "Where are they?"
They'll be under the seat.
他开着它撞车了医生们不得不取出他的膝盖骨
He crashed it and they had
to take his kneecaps out,
现在他们要把它放在邮票上
after crashing a Ford Anglia.
And now they've put it on a stamp.
那岂不是更糟糕胡扯的英国式传统？
That's more dreadful heritage
Britain nonsense, isn't it?
-更差劲了看哪！-那是印在邮票上的弓箭手
It gets worse, look at that one! That
is The Archers as a postage stamp.
他们为什么不用点现代的题材
Why don't they put
something modern on it?
你可以用迈凯轮宾利慕尚
You could put the McLaren
or the Bentley Mulsanne on it,
印在邮票上多漂亮呀
that would be fantastic on a stamp.
法国人的邮票上就不会有穿着条纹T恤
I mean, the French wouldn't do
a stamp that had an old bloke
骑自行车手拿洋葱的老头不是吗
on a bicycle and a stripy T-shirt
with some onions, would they?
的确如此！
That's what that is!
德国人不会在邮票上印停在华沙城外的破坦克
The Germans wouldn't do a stamp with
a half-track just outside Warsaw.
-没错 -他们的确不会
Exactly. No, they really wouldn't.
不会的杰里米他们肯定不会那样做
No, Jeremy, definitely,
they wouldn't do that.
他们不会那样做么
They wouldn't, would they?
不管了我们继续
No, anyway, let's move on.
马自达和阿尔法罗密欧宣布
Now Mazda and Alfa Romeo
have announced they're going to do
他们要合作设计一款小型运动汽车
a joint project
to make a small sports car.
马自达将此车称之为MX5
Mazda will call theirs the MX5,
阿尔法则称之为Spider
Alfa will call theirs the Spider.
问题在于阿尔法罗密欧曾经这么做过
The trouble is, Alfa Romeo
once did this in the past.
-他们和尼桑合作过记得吗 -是的
They teamed up with Nissan,
remember this? Yes.
他们和尼桑合作我们心想多好的计划啊
They teamed up with Nissan
and we thought, what a great plan.
阿尔法设计外观和引擎尼桑负责制♥造♥
Alfa does the styling and the
engine and then Nissan builds it.
但是他们把任务角色颠倒了一下
But they did it the other way
around. Yeah, they did.
史上最愚蠢的决定
It was the stupidest decision
in history.
女士们先生们于是就有了 Arna
This is what we got,
ladies and gentlemen. The Arna.
天啊
Oh, dear.
尼桑设计阿尔法罗密欧制♥造♥
Style by Nissan,
built by Alfa Romeo.
这有点像对彼得克劳奇和阿比·克兰茜说
It's a bit like going to Peter
Crouch and Abbey Clancy and saying,
阿比你来罚点球彼得你走比基尼秀
"Right, Abbey, you take the penalty
and Peter, you model bikinis."
-傻♥逼♥到极点了 -简直无法直视
It's that idiotic.
They couldn't be more wrong.
这辆MX5/Spider 首要任务让马自达制♥造♥吧
So for this MX5/Spider, job one,
make sure Mazda build it.
这才是关键马自达负责生产
That's essential.
Mazda do the building.
阿尔法负责外观引擎呢
Alfa do the styling, engine?
-可以 -好 -阿尔法负责引擎和外观
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alfa do the engine and the styling,
但是焊接拧螺丝的工作就交给马自达了
but welding, soldering, doing up
the bolts, that's Mazda's job.
我很想看到这辆阿尔法马自达
I really do want
to see this Alfa Mazda.
我想MX5和Spider的结合
I think
an MX5 Spider joint-venture,
应该会很成功
that could be brilliant.
我现在要说一些很重要的事了
Now I want to move it
onto something really important.
几月前英国日渐衰败的市中心发生了骚乱
A few months ago there was a bit
of a brouhaha about town centres
所有商店关门了
in Britain dying,
all the shops closing down.
我们在节目中提及到
And we suggested
on this show that this is because
由于市中心不能随便停车
you aren't really allowed
to park anywhere in a town centre,
所以人们就去城外方便停车的购物中心逛街
so people go to out-of-town shopping
centres, where you can park.
我们说他们要缓解停车难
We said they needed to relax
the parking arrangements.
-我们有强大的合作伙伴 -是吗是奥巴马吗
Well, we have a powerful ally.
Do we? Is it Barack Obama?
-不是奥巴马 -达斯·维达
No, not Barack Obama. Darth Vader?
-不是艾瑞克·皮克尔斯 -很好
No, Eric Pickles. Brilliant.
-他是谁啊我不认识 -你不知道他是谁？
Who's Eric Pickles. I've no idea.
Do you not know who he is?
反正不是达斯·维达对吧
Well, he's not Darth Vader, is he?
艾瑞克皮克尔斯我可以把他画出来
Eric Pickles,
I can actually draw him.
因为他有一张小得难以置信的脸
Cos he's got an incredibly
small face, he's got a small face
但他有一个很大的头
and then he's got
really quite a big head.
所以他就长这样
So he actually looks like that.
-他才不是那样呢 -他就是
He doesn't look like that. He does.
把他真人放出来
Put a proper picture
of him on the screen.
-哦天啊真的长那样和画的一样
Oh, God, he looks like that.
He does look like that.
太棒了多精美的面部排版啊看啊
That's amazing. What a fabulous
arrangement. Look at that.
你可以画他很有趣的
You can draw him,
it's really quite good.
你可以在你的大拇指上自♥制♥艾瑞克·皮克尔斯
You can have your own personal
Eric Pickles on your thumb.
哇！这就是艾瑞克皮克尔斯
Wow! It's Eric Pickles!
太有意思了
That's brilliant.
我喜欢他的脸长得真俊俏
I like his face. That's a good face.
非常棒的"面子工程"
Excellent facework.
好了艾瑞克说了他是一个政♥府♥大臣
Anyway, Eric has said, OK,
and he is a government minister,
他说你们完全可以被允许在单黄线
he said that you should be allowed