东邻西舍

The Neighborhood S06E10

Part 2 Sept. 9, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

You know, sometimes we are just not
常常会掉链子
our best selves under pressure.
天啊
God,
还记得我们怀孕的时候
I remember when we were pregnant,
我们都累坏了
we were exhausted.
“我们” 你有啥可累的
We"? What did you do?
我家戴夫可积极了呢
Oh, Dave was very, very involved.
你要什么要碎冰吗要水吗
What do you need? Ice chips? Water?
我们我们来深呼吸
Let's just, let's just breathe.
需要我唱歌♥吗
Um, want me to sing?
不要
No.
拒绝两次够说明问题了
Twice was enough.
亲爱的你看起来很性感
Ooh. Honey, y- you look hot.
咱们把额头擦一下嗯
Uh, let's mop that brow. Uh...
海绵
Sponge!
你没资格这么要求
You don't get to say that.
你非要事事跟我作对吗唐娜
Must you fight me on everything, Donna?
我明白 -这里该生了
I understand- it's go- time in here. Ooh.
不好意思这个我没拍到
Damn it, you know what? I missed that.
你介意再从入口进来一遍
Do you mind taking your entrance again
最好再说一句“好戏上演“之类的话吗
and maybe saying something like"It's showtime"?
戴夫够了
Dave. Stop it.
好了亲你看起来很紧张这样吧
Okay, honey, you look tense. You know what?
我来放上我的特别混音CD
Let me put on my special mix CD.
托妮·布拉克斯顿的《顺其自然》
Toni Braxton's"Let It Flow. "
我说的对吗唐娜
Am I right, Donna?
你还好吗
You doing okay?
你需要硬膜外麻醉吗最后机会
You want an epidural? Last call.
要要双份
Yes. Make it a doublel
嗯珍玛
Uh, Gemma.
我们说好了要自然生产
We agreed that we would do this naturally.
我们改变主意了
We changed our mind.
我不想以子之矛攻子之盾
I- I hate to use your words against you,
但你曾说过无论发生什么
but you did say, "No matter what,
别让我做硬膜外麻醉
don't let me get an epidural"
你说得对说得对
You're right, you're right.
真抱歉过来亲爱的
I'm sorry. Come here, honey.
给我麻醉
； Give me the drugsl
马上给我上麻药你听到了吗
I want the drugs right now! Do you hear me? l
上麻药上麻药
Get her the drugsl Get her the drugsl
唐娜给她上麻药
Donna, get her the drugs!
来看看你还是可以看到
Check this out. You can still see
珍玛掐我脖子的指甲印子
where Gemma dug her nails into my neck.
但这些痛苦都是值得的
AlI the pain was worth it
因为我们有了个健康快乐的小男孩
because we got our healthy, happy baby boy.
我讨厌自己这一生
I hate my life.
至少他很健康吧
Well, he's healthy.
特雷你不能走这条路
Uh, Trey, you can't go this way.
上面写了“请勿入内“
It says"Do not enter. "
这么写就是阻止你进去的
They just say that so you don't enter.
撞到交通了锥吗
Were those traffic cones?
但愿只是交通锥
I hope so.
VIP入口
VIP entrance?
确定我们要停在这里吗
Are you sure we're supposed to park here?
听着只要离得够近老娘不在乎
Look, I don't care as long as we're close.
这双鞋这么可爱可不是走路用的
These shoes are cute, but they were hot made for walking.
呃抱歉特雷
DAVE: Uh, excu- excuse me, Trey.
特雷
Trey, uh...
你要是收到停车罚单
if you get a parking ticket,
是你的责任对吧 -不全都是你的责任
that's on you, right? - Oh, no, that's totally on you.
好好读读合同吧 -什么
You should have- read your contract. - Well...
可是咱没签合同啊
Well, there wasn't a contract.
该死
Damn it.
我的错请在这里签名
My bad. Sign right here.
我天啊 -你不用签
·Oh, my God. - You don't have to sign that.
你公♥司♥名字竟然是“跟你兄弟一起开车”么
The name of your company is Ride with Your Boy?
我把枪掏出来
♪ I pull up with the blick, blick ♪
我车停下砰砰砰一片轰动
♪ I pull up, make your clique flip ♪
然后我开车离开
♪ I pull off in the whip ♪
轮胎发出刺耳的死磕
♪ And I skert Skert!
死磕
♪ Skert ♪
死磕死磕
♪Skert...Skert!
天啊小塞德宝炸场了
Hey, man, Lil Side Baby's killing it.
知道吗我刚搜了一下小塞德宝
You know, I just googled Lil Side Baby.
他还演过《汉娜·蒙塔娜》里的史蒂夫
And it said he played Stevie on Hannah Montana.
什么 -不就是他 -他是演过
What? No, that is him. He did.
对他因此获得了儿童选择奖
Yeah. He- he won a Kid's Choice Award for that.
那肯定是在他脸上纹身之前
That must've been before the face tattoos.
谢谢你洛杉矶晚安
LIL SIDE BABY: Thank you, LA. Good night.
小塞德宝耶
CALVIN: Lil Side Baby! Yeah!
谢天谢地
Yes! Thank God.
让托妮赶紧出场吧 -芜湖
·Let's get some Tonil- Whoo!
借过
Excuse me.
不好意思借过
Excuse me. CALVIN: Hey.
你们买♥♥到周边了吗
You guys get your merch?
买♥♥到了托妮·布莱克斯顿的T恤衫
Yes, we did. Toni Braxton T- shirts.
戴夫刚买♥♥了个小塞德宝的杯套
And Dave just had to get a Lil Side Baby cozy.
对喝康普茶时用的
Oh, yeah. For my kombucha.
谁不喜欢凉凉的口感啊
Everybody loves a cold booch.
准备好迎接托妮·布拉克斯顿了吗
ANNOUNCER: Who's ready for oni Braxton?
我天啊 -我懂好兴奋啊对吧
Oh, my Godl- I know, it's exciting, right?
不
No.
不
No.
我水破了
My water just broke.
不会吧你喝我的吧拿着
Oh, no, you can have mine. Take mine.
不马蒂
No, Marty.
我羊水破了
My water just broke.
你说啥哦
What now? Oh!
羊水破了 -羊水破了 -什么什么什么
Water brokel- Water brokel- What, what, what, what?
宝贝你觉得她憋住一首歌♥的时间么
Baby, you think she can hold it for one song?
这票真挺贵的
I mean, these tickets were kind of expensive.
卡尔文
Calvin!
你觉得她能憋得住么
I mean, you think she could hold it?
妈妈 -好的走吧
Mama! Okay, come on,
别这样 -大家让一下拜托都让开
come on. Let's move, people. Move! Out of the way.
我掏出一把亮亮的玩意儿
♪Ipull up with the blick, blick ♪
死磕死磕
♪Skert, skert ♪
特雷特雷特雷
Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey. j Skert. ♪
快咱们得走了
Come on. We got to go.
我们得走了伙计
We got to go, man.
哟演唱会结束挺快的哈
Oh. That was quick.
但钱还是按四个小时收哈
I'm still charging y'all for four hours.
拜托考特尼羊水破了
Come on Courtney's water just broke.
不会吧
Aw, hell no.
看在你们是家人的份儿上
Because y'all family,
保洁费我给你们打八折
I'm gonna give you a discount on the cleaning fee.
宫缩了 -好吧
Contraction... Okay,
咱们赶紧送她去医院吧
let's get her to a hospital.
抱歉我们被堵在里面了
Sorry. We blocked in.
看到前面那辆保姆车了吗
See that van right in front of us?
那是托妮的车她一时半会儿出不来
That's Toni's, and- she busy for a while. ·Aw.
特雷我早说了不能停在这里
Oh, Trey, I told you we couldn't park here.
各位我在给医生打电♥话♥
Guys, I'm trying to call the doctor.
你们手♥机♥都有信♥号♥♥吗
Does anybody have a signal down here?
没没有
No. No.
不敢相信竟会发生这种事
I cannot believe this is happening.
知道吗会没事的
You know what? It- It's going to be fine.
我要错过托妮·布拉克斯顿了
I'm missing Toni Braxton.
我是说你们都听到了吗
I mean...can you hear that?
我很确定这是《他不够男人》里的
I'm pretty sure that's the bass from
贝斯伴奏