金色年代

The Goldbergs S03E12

Part 5 Dec. 8, 2019, 10:33 a.m.

我真诚地公开地邀请你们参加舞会
I'm cordially and blatantly inviting you both to the dance.
你不是说真的吧
you can't be serious.
我是做错了但你们必须相信我
look, i screwed up, but you have to believe me
我只想让你们感觉自己很特别
All I wanted was to make both of you feel special.
艾米从二年级开始你就是我最好的朋友
Emmy, you've been my best friend since second grade.
我没办法看你这么伤心
I just couldn't bear to see you so sad.
戴娜我最不想做的事
And, Dana, the last thing I'd ever want to do is
就是伤害我在这世上最爱的女生
To hurt the girl I love more than anything in this world.
我想说我是个白♥痴♥
Point is I'm a moron.
我们去换衣服
We'll got get dressed.
原来最好的办法就是诚实
as it turns out, the best plan of all was honesty.
正因如此我可以做到亚历克斯·P·基顿
and because of that, I was able to do what Alex p. Keaton,
杰克·崔普皮特·布雷迪没做到的
Jack Tripper, and Peter Brady never could...
带两个女生参加一场舞会
...Take two girls to the same dance.
而且不是一般女生
and not just any girls...
是我生命中最重要的两位
...The most important ones in my life.
那是我终生难忘的一晚
and it was a night I always remember.
看《脸红心跳》哭从来没有过吧
Crying at "Zapped!" That's a first.
不我只是我很难过
No, I just -- I feel bad.
我是个坏妈妈
I'm a bad mama.
我想我们的表现都不好
I don't think any of us were at our best.
却歪打正着了
which actually worked in our favor.
争吵的一家子破坏美国之链
这个
this...is
完全不是我的本意
not what I meant at all.
我知道我们没有牵手
I know we're not actually holding hands,
但如果这张照片不能代表我们
But if this picture isn't us,
我不知道什么还能
I don't know what is.
你说得对
You're right.
我喜欢
I love it.
你爱的人就是这样
That's the thing about the people you love.
照片并不总是完美的
it's not always picture-perfect.
有时候你得活在当下用心接受
Sometimes you have to live in the moment and take it all in.
肩并肩手牵手
but side-by-side, hand-in-hand...
你会发现非常美好
...You'll find it's pretty great.
当然一路走来你可能会犯下很多错误
and sure, you may make a lot of mistakes along the way.
成长是高难度的舞蹈
Growing up is a tricky dance,
但偶尔你会找到你的最佳状态
But occasionally, you find your groove.
今晚最后一支舞
last dance of the night.
玩得开心呆子们
Have fun, dorks.
其实你不用现在就走
Actually I don't think you should take off just yet.
我跟亚当·艾贝尔谈过了
I talked to Adam Abel.
我要杀了你
I'm gonna kill you.
-他为你留了一支舞 -我爱你
- He saved you a dance. - I love you.
纪念我没有牵上斯克特·拜奥的手
我斯克特·拜奥
我不知道为什么我们都感冒了
I don't understand how we all got the flu.
我说过了这么多人牵手
I told you, with all that hand holding,
会感染细菌的
you'd catch a bug.
你别这样说了好吗根本不是这样的
Will you stop saying that. It's not even how it works.
听起来我们有了特别访客
Sounds like we may have a special visitor.
斯克特·拜奥的人回复你了吗
What, did Scott Baio's people finally get back to you?
不但是
No, but,
我还有本·富兰克林的一小时租用时间
I still have Ben Franklin rented for an hour.
早上好生病的孩子们
Good morrow, sick children.
我在1780年左右有句名言
As I so famously said in 1780-something,
一天一苹果不用找医生
an apple a day keeps the doctor--
-不 -又来
- No! - Not again.
我讨厌这个总统
I hate this president.