前夫总动员（2011）

The Exes S02E06

Part 1 March 18, 2021, 1:20 p.m.

今晚一切从这里开始
Yeah, this place is happening tonight.
吧台旁长发如丝般柔顺的妞
I'm gonna go check out the lady at the bar
大爷我来了
with the long, silky hair.
去过了也试过了
Been there, done that.
你试过了
You have?
- 不你试过了 - 哦
- No, you have. - Oh, oh, oh.
那个是Gina 那时烈火干柴
That's Gina. Great sex.
你说会给她电♥话♥ 但从没打过
Said you'd call. Never did.
这样
Oh.
Haskell Haskell 掩护我
Haskell, Haskell, wall me.
嘿你好
Hi, hello. How are you?
嘿 Phil
Hey! Phil!
嘿
Hey!
- 这是Karen - Karen啊
- Karen. - Karen!
最近如何啊妞儿
How you been, girl?
挺好
I've been all right.
上次约会我很开心
I had a great time on our date.
麦迪逊花♥园♥广场 Prince的演唱会
Prince concert. Madison square garden.
小紫人难道不是火爆的不得了吗
Was the little purple man on fire or what?
嗯 Phil
So, Phil...
你为什么一直没给我打电♥话♥
Why didn't you ever call?
Karen 说起来你可能不信
Karen, this is gonna sound like a line.
所以我都不好意思说
That's why I'm hesitant to say it, all right?
我把你的号♥码弄丢了
I lost your number.
- 那我把号♥码给你吧 - 好
- Then let me give it to you. - Okay.
看着保存了
Watch this. Saving it.
等我电♥话♥ 宝贝儿
I'll call you, baby.
故技重施啊 Phil
At it again, huh, Phil?
这是Holly 律师房♥东一个
Holly. Lawyer. Landlady.
你干嘛总玩弄这些女人
I mean, why do you play games with these women?
如果你不打算打给她们为啥给她们希望呢
If you're not gonna call, why even lead them on?
这是Stuart 室友娘炮一枚
Stuart. Roommate. Girly-man.
我不是得装一下♥体♥贴嘛
Listen, I'm just trying to be sensitive.
不然你觉得女人想听什么
What do you think a woman would rather hear?
是"等我电♥话♥哦宝贝"
"I'll call you baby,"
还是 "做♥爱♥完毕记得别落下东西"
or, "Ride's over, don't forget your valuables"?
如诗般动人的谎言
That is just-- thaHump and dumpt's beautiful.
你就是睡完就忘的人的守护神啊
You're like the patron saint of the hump and dump.
坏了 Nicole
Uh-oh. Nicole.
幼儿园教师拉斯维加斯那个周末
Preschool teacher. Weekend in Vegas.
求掩护 Haskell
Wall me, Haskell.
嘿你
Hi, there.
- Eden - 嗨嗨
- Eden. - Hi, hi.
看来代♥孕♥没影响你的社交生活
Glad to see surrogacy hasn't slowed down your social life.
你开玩笑呢吧
Are you kidding?
喜欢孕妇美女的变♥态♥多了去了
There's a ton of preggo freaks out there.
他还想让我穿连身衣呢 (onesie也有高♥潮♥之意)
This one wants to put me in a onesie.
散发着母性的魅力
Well, you do look beautiful.
容光焕发
You've got that glow.
领号♥排队去
Aw. Take a number.
这不是传说中的Stuart Gardner D.D.S吗
Is that Stuart Gardner, D.D.S.?
- Jerry - 嘿
- Jerry. - Hey.
Holly 这位是我老邻居Jerry Kunkle
Holly, this is my old neighbor Jerry Kunkle.
你好
Hello.
看看你找了这么个高美妞啊
Look at you, scaling mount sexy.
不 Holly是我一朋友
No, no. Holly's just a friend.
但离婚后我多次
Although I've climbed plenty of mountains
攀登过高山
since the divorce. Yeah.
你懂的我是登山能手
You know, I've-- I've scaled--
他意思是他嘿♥咻♥过
He's trying to say he's had sex.
棒诶
Awesome.
看来那些"可怜虫Stuart"是虚假传闻了
I'm glad to see those "Poor Stuart" Rumors aren't true.
- 什么传闻 - 你懂的
- What rumors? - You know.
自怨自艾
Broken man, wallowing in self-pity,
独舐伤口的小可怜
a shell of your former self.
打住打住谁说的
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's saying that?
你知道的
Oh, you know.
大家都这么说
Everybody.
俱乐部年度交际舞
Anyhoo, we're gonna miss you
我们会想你的
at the club's annual ballroom dance.
舞会会棒极了的
It is going to be off the hizzy.
但今年
Well, this year,
如果去我会很尴尬吧
I thought it would be a little awkward to come.
真遗憾
Oh, that's too bad.
你和Lorna是最夺人眼球的组合
You and Lorna were always the big stars.
现在只剩Lorna了
Now it'll just be Lorna.
Lorna要去吗
Lorna's going?
嗯携伴出席
Yeah, with a date.
难道我说错话了
Oh, gosh, did I let the cat out of the bag?
不没事
No, no, no. It's okay.
对她来说是好事
No, no, good for her. Yeah.
- 无论如何 - 好的
- Anyhoo. - Yeah.
熊熊我得撤了回见
Jerbear's got to bounce. Laters.
- Stuart 你没事吧 - 当然有
- Stuart, are you okay? - Well, no.
根据我老邻居的话我惨透了
Not according to my old neighbors, I'm not.
我就是
I just--
希望能去舞会
I wish I could go to this dance
让Lorna和所有人知道
and show Lorna and everybody else
我过的很好
that I'm doing great.
如果你参加呢
What if you did go?
如果你携伴出席呢
What if you had a partner?
一个超完美舞伴
A fabulous partner?
一个母亲经营舞蹈工作室的舞伴
A partner whose mother ran a dance studio?
一个5岁就学习芭蕾的舞伴
A partner who has taken ballet since she was five?
真的吗
Really?
比珍珠还真
Damn right, really.
来嘛火♥辣♥高山要秀秀她的舞步
Come on! Mount sexy wants to shake her groove thing.
- 你意下如何 - 我意下
- What do you say? - What do I say?
Pine Glen年度舞厅舞庆典
Pine Glen annual ballroom dance gala
还有过度使用腿症的筹款人
and restless leg syndrome fundraiser,
我们来啦
here we come!
嘿 Haskell 听着
Oh, hey, Haskell, listen.
今天晚餐
You're gonna have to fend for yourself
你得自食其力了
for dinner tonight.
我要跟Holly舞蹈首练
I have my first dance practice with Holly.
你又不是这屋里
You're not the only one in this apartment
唯一懂舞的
who knows how to dance.
妈咪教我的
Mother taught me.
每天放学后她说
Every day after school, she'd say,
"童子军什么的皆浮云
"Forget the boy scouts.
给自己满上威士忌咱恰恰起来"
Pour yourself a scotch, and let's cha-cha."
哇如果地点是在汽车旅馆
Wow. The only thing missing from that story
故事就圆♥满♥了
is the bates motel.
Kendra 刚刚真棒
Kendra, that was fun.
必须的
Sure was.
这公♥寓♥真漂亮
What a lovely apartment.
看一下
Take it in,
然后就忘记吧
and then best to let it go.
回见宝贝
I'll see you around, baby.
哦我把包忘卧室了
Oh, I left my purse in the bedroom.
马上就来
Be right back.
你这位我们再也见不到的妞儿
So where'd you meet this lovely lady
是哪儿找来的
who we'll never see again?
一个塞满陌生尤物的
At this great new bar that's chock-full of babes
新酒吧
that don't know me,
不会有炮♥友♥会面的尴尬
so there are no chances of the awkward bump-ins.
就这样
So that's it?
你就这么一个接一个的和妞
You're just gonna have sex with one beautiful woman
嘿着咻
after another?
这话在我脑子里时还是很糟糕的
Wait, when I said that in my head, it sounded bad.