如果还有明天（2010）

The Big C S01E10

Part 3 Aug. 17, 2021, 10:22 p.m.

*I'm gonna lay down my burdens
丢在那小河边*
*down by the riverside
丢在那小河边*
*down by the riverside
丢在那小河边*
*down by the riverside
我不再把担子扛在肩*
*I'm gonna lay down my burdens
丢在那小河边*
*down by the riverside
不把战乱放心间*
*study war no more
我不再把战乱放心间*
*I ain't gonna study war no more
不再把战乱放心间*
*ain't gonna study war no more
不再放心间*
*study war no more
我喜欢你的帽子
I like your hat.
我不再拿剑盾冲向前*
*I'm gonna lay down my sword and shield
丢在那小河边*
*down by the riverside
我一直都想知道为什么
You know, I've always wondered
黑人女性要戴着这些漂亮的帽子来教堂
why black women wear these beautiful hats to church.
我爸爸一进教堂
I mean, whenever my dad walked into church,
就会摘掉他的帽子
he always took his hat off.
其实他进所有的地方都会摘帽子
When he walked into any building really.
并不是说他是什么出众的好榜样
Not that he was any shining example of anything.
我之所以戴上帽子是因为所有女人
I wear a hat because women...
不只是黑人女性来到上帝之所
and not just black women... should cover their heads
都应该把她们的头盖住
while they're in the house of the lord.
和你们犹太人戴小帽子是一个道理
Same reason you Jews wear yarmulkes.
我不是犹太人
I'm not Jewish.
并不是说犹太人有什么不好的地方
Not that there's anything wrong with being Jewish.
它是很美的宗教
It's a beautiful religion.
只是
It's just...
我信的是耶稣
Jesus is my guy.
应该算是我很长时间都没来过教堂了
Sort of. I mean, I haven't been to church in a really long time.
我觉得耶稣不会欣赏你这态度
I don't think Jesus would appreciate your manners.
好极了阿门
Good. Amen.
你唱的真是太动人了安德莉亚
That was really beautiful, Andrea.
你来这干什么
What are you doing here?
你妈妈告诉我说你在这
Your mom told me you were here.
我妈妈你去我家了
My mom? You went to my house?
你知道我得去探访一下呀
Well, you know, I had to swing by the 'hood,
确保你那个吸了毒神志不清的妈妈
make sure your drug-addled mom
不会脚上卡着针一命呜呼
wasn't dying with a needle stuck between her toes,
如果那样的话你就成孤儿了
because if that happened, you'd be an orphan.
因为你那个抢劫犯爸爸早就死于枪击了
What with your dad being a dead felon and all.
这些事情你为什么要骗我
Why would you lie to me about that?
你♥他♥妈♥有什么资格说我是骗子
Who the fuck are you to call me a liar?
也许我撒谎是因为我不喜欢你
Maybe I lied because I don't like you.
我不需要你的建议
I don't need your advice.
我也不需要你的帮助我很好
I don't need your help. I do just fine.
谢谢
Thank you.
另外很明显你过来找我
Besides, it's obvious you only came to find me
是因为你害怕
because you're afraid
我会把你的风流事公之于众
I'll tell everyone about your affair.
我过来找你是因为我在乎你
I am here because I care about you.
我不希望你因为我犯的错误而退学
I don't want you quitting school because of a mistake that I made.
而且你要知道
And just so you know,
我丈夫已经知道这件事了
my husband already knows about the affair.
-亚当知道了吗 -不知道
- Does Adam know? - No.
我希望你不要告诉他
And I wish you wouldn't tell him,
但你想说的话我也没辙
but I can't stop you if you do.
你真的太配不上他了
You are so not good enough for him.
配不上谁
Good enough for who?
蓝尼
Lenny.
原来是这么回事啊
Oh, is that what this is about?
你喜欢他你喜欢蓝尼
A crush? You have a crush on Lenny?
怎么你觉得那种条件的男人
What? You think a guy that fine
看不上我这样的女孩吗
wouldn't go for a girl like me?
我觉得你们俩不合适
I don't think he'd go for you
是因为他比你大了二十五岁
because he's 25 years older than you are.
不要退学安德莉亚
Do not quit school, Andrea.
即便你拿到学历生活都很艰难
Life is hard enough with an education.
不要让它难上加难
Don't make it harder on yourself.
滚出我的教堂
Get out of my church,
别多管闲事
and leave me the hell alone.
想重新来过吗
上帝总会给我们
一次重来的机会
在我姐姐的水床上做这事
It's not weird we're doing this
不怎么别扭对吧
in my sister's waterbed, right?
我是说我们可以去她的客房♥
I mean, we could be doing it in her guest room,
但是那摆满了她的恐怖娃娃
but that's where she keeps her creepy doll collection.
另外这里还有股混杂的花香
Besides, there's a nice potpourri scent in here.
闻起来很舒心像是乡下小屋旁的玫瑰
It's pleasant. It's like country cottage rose
或者薰衣草
or some lavender...
老天
Jesus.
希望你姐姐不会介意我用她的剃刀
I hope your sister doesn't mind that I used her razor.
不会
Uh-uh.
老尼姑和棒球
Old nuns and baseball.
老尼姑和棒球
Old nuns and baseball.
老尼姑和棒球
Old nuns and baseball.
老尼姑和棒球
Old nuns and baseball.
-该死 -怎么了
- Oh, shit. - What?
该死我没有套套
Oh, shit. I don't have a condom.
要不去厨房♥看看有没有保鲜膜
Maybe go see in the kitchen if there's some saran wrap.
或者其他什么东西
Something like that.
保小罗别说了
Pauly, shush.
这是大号♥的太大了
It's a big one. It's too big.
接下来我们来说说
And now some more fun facts
前总统们的趣闻轶事
about our former presidents.
我看看
Let's see.
威廉·霍华德·塔夫脱太胖了
William Howard Taft was so fat
美国第二十七任总统
曾经卡在他自己的浴缸里出不来
that he got stuck in his own bathtub.
和他正相反的是
Conversely,
詹姆斯·麦迪逊只有四十多公斤
James Madison weighed only 100 pounds.
美国第四任总统
这实在讽刺因为他老婆
Which is ironic, considering that his wife,
多莉·麦迪逊成天给他塞夹心蛋糕
Dolley Madison, was feeding him zingers
-还有甜甜圈 -肖恩
- and donut gems. - Sean.
你来啦老姐
Oh. Hey, sis.
我正在教课呢
I'm just educating.
你要来旁听吗
Would you care to audit the class?
出来
Get out here.
马上
Now.
读点东西
Read. Something.
你♥他♥妈♥干什么呢
What the hell are you doing?
你搞得我生活一团糟
You're fucking with my life.
我也来给你添点堵
I thought I'd add a little wrinkle to yours.
你说什么呢
What are you talking about?
丽贝卡不肯和我做♥爱♥了
Rebecca is abstaining from sex.
她正忙着通过自我牺牲
She's on some sort of sacrificial mission
重建你们俩的友情
to regain your friendship.
绝"鸡"抗♥议♥什么的
Sort of a cock hunger strike.
-什么 -没错
- What? - Yeah.
我他妈的也搞不懂
I don't fucking get it either.
如果要我选择探讨你的性格问题
I mean, if I had to choose between spending time
还是给我的小♥弟♥弟♥找点乐子
with your personality or my penis,
毫无疑问小肖恩绝对胜出
little Sean's a hands-down winner.
告诉她她那是白费力气
Tell her she's wasting her time.
而且你不用担心
And you shouldn't worry.
她最长只坚持过两周"无性时光"
The longest she's gone without having sex is two weeks,
还是因为她在毛伊岛骑马时
and that's because she tore her labia
把下面弄伤了
while horseback riding in Maui.
我现在要进去收拾你留下的残局了
I've got to get in there and undo whatever you've done.
"环形殿" 这破词什么意思
Apse. What the hell does that mean?
"环形殿" 比如教堂的前面那样
Apse. You know, like the front of a church.
你直接拼个"猿"不就得了
You could have just spelled apes.