太空部队（2020）

Space Force S02E04

Part 4 Feb. 24, 2022, 3:23 p.m.

去告诉她我没意见都能接受！
Go tell her that. I'm cool. I'm chill.
你们不谈恋爱你真的没意见吗？
Chan, are you really cool with you guys not being in a relationship?
就像你们现在这样当炮♥友♥？
And just hooking up like you've been doing?
你没事吧？要不要吃点酸奶？
You okay? Do you wanna get some yogurt?
嗯 -别这样你是男子汉
Yeah. -Come on. You're a big boy.
来我们去拿一大杯酸奶
Come on. Let's get a big boy yogurt.
你会没事的
Hey, you're gonna be all right.
确实厉害
Credit where credit is due.
这恶作剧很精彩
That was an excellent prank.
极为逼真
Utterly convincing, really.
我也可以很搞笑
I can be a fun guy.
而且你说得对
Oh, and you were right.
有时候团队需要来点捣蛋
Sometimes a team just needs a little screw-around.
所以要谢谢你
So thank you.
谢谢你才对
Thank you.
这是谁搞的？ -什么？
Who did this? -Did what?
真厉害谁搞的？
Oh, that is beautiful. Who did that?
大家请注意
Attention, everyone.
我想告诉大家
I'd like to let you know that I just received…
我刚收到了离婚文件
…my divorce papers.
我很伤心
And I am devastated
因为我妻子看来是要离开我了
because, apparently, my wife is leaving me,
我们的婚姻结束了
and our marriage is over.
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马克… -我要成为单亲爸爸了不是吧！
Mark… -I'm about to be a single dad. Oh no!
我该怎么办啊？
What am I gonna do?
我要孤独终老了！
I'm going to die alone.
要表扬一下你们各位的杰出表现
So, kudos to everyone out there for your excellent work.
让我看一下看看魔鬼们的杰作
Let me see that. Let me see those devils' handiwork.
看看
Look at that.
哇！
Wow.
细节做的太到位了
The attention to detail is…
呃
Well…
科罗拉多州的公章
The Colorado seal is…
相当准确
quite accurate.
非常逼真
Looks very real.
神啊！阿德里安！
Oh my God.Oh my God, Adrian!
神啊！
Oh God!
真的来了！
It's happening! It's happening!
神啊！我该怎么办啊？
Oh God, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?