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This is a great… Yeah, thank… -Thanks for asking.
英雄 罗莎·帕克斯
Heroes. Rosa Parks.
对不起 我不行了 -塞雷娜·威廉姆斯
No. I'm sorry. I can't do this. -Serena Williams.
你干什么? -我受不了“英雄”这个词
I cannot handle the word "hero." -No? What are you doing?
今天到此为止 好吗?我不是英雄
I'm done with it today, okay? I'm done. I'm not a hero.
我是宇航员
I'm an astronaut.
内尔德将军给了我去月球的机会
General Naird, he gave me an opportunity to go to the moon.
我去了 然后安全地回来
And I did, and I came back safely.
我们做到这些是在他的领导之下
We did that under his leadership.
我们只是在做自己的工作
We were just… We were just doing our jobs. And… I don't know.
我不是英雄 但你知道谁是真正的英雄吗?
I am not a hero, but you know who is a real hero?
我是说真的
And I'm serious about this.
做辣味皮坎特玉米粒的人
The people who make chile picante Corn Nuts.
我知道
I know.
但他们确实是英雄 我那套很棒的架子鼓的制♥作♥者也是
But they are. Or whoever makes my awesome drum kit.
他们是英雄
That's a hero.
每天做作业的小孩
Little kids who do their homework every day.
洗衣服的人 我不洗衣服
People who do their laundry. I don't… I don't do any of that, and I'm…
这些人是真正的英雄 我不是
Those are the real heroes. Not me.
你们都抢先听到了 我们都是英雄
Well, you heard it here first. We're all heroes.
这出自一位真正的美国英雄之口
And this coming from a real American hero.
而且她还是鼓手
And apparently, a drummer.
非常感谢 太精彩了
Thank you so much. You did an amazing job.
谢谢 抱歉 -“我们都是英雄”?
Thanks. Sorry. -"We're all heroes"?
我知道 -不 这非常好 看看这里
I know. -No, it was amazing. Look at this.
“鼓手月球姑娘”现在上了热搜
"Drummer Moon Girl" is trending right this second.
已经有你的表情包了 看看
There's already a meme of you. Look at that thing go.
好 -是啊!太好了!
Great. Yeah! It's super great.
今天真不容易 是吧?
What a day, huh?
真实一团糟
What a shit show.
我们都没了资源
We've all lost resources.
没了火星任务
We lost the Mars mission.
布拉德没了睾丸椅
Brad lost his testicle chair.
所以我们想着应该把大家聚到一起
So we thought it might be a good idea to gather everyone together
祝大家圣诞快乐!
and wish you a merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas.
但现在是三月 -进来吧!
But it's March. -Come on in!
节日快乐 圣诞快乐
Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. -Whoa.
圣诞快乐 -不错啊
Merry Christmas. -Nice.
我来帮忙
I'm helping with this.
卡拉OK机!
Karaoke machine!
“最大号♥派对歌♥手”
Wow! -"Party Rocker Max."
太棒了 -谢谢你 将军
Cool. -Thank you, General.
等等 我找不到舞蹈音乐
You're welcome. -Wait, I can't find any dance music.
看一下杜阿·利帕
Check Dua Lipa.
没有 但是有《铃儿响叮当》
No, but they got "Jingle Bells."
主要是公版圣诞音乐
It's mostly public domain Christmas music.
《鼠来宝》合辑呢?
What about the collected works of Alvin and the Chipmunks?
《圣善夜》
"O Holy Night."
哎 在想你
在午餐室!
和我们一起唱K吧
玛利亚·凯莉
Mariah Carey.
玛利亚·凯莉
Mariah Carey.
你觉得这条短♥信♥怎么样?
What do you think about this text?
我想发一个唱歌♥表情符号♥
I think I'm gonna send it with a singing emoji.
挺好
Cute.
真的?
Yeah? -Mm-hmm.
♪ 我们祝你圣诞快乐 新年吉祥
♪ 我们祝你圣诞快乐
♪ 我们祝你圣诞快乐 新年吉祥
安吉拉去哪儿了?
Where's Angela?
我不知道 她刚走了
I don't know. She just left.
哎 说实话 你说她是不是另有男朋友?
Hey, be honest. Do you think she's seeing another guy?
我不知道 我们一起唱吧
I don't know. Let's join in. Here we go.
♪ …新年吉祥
♪ 我们祝你圣诞快乐
♪ 我们祝你圣诞快乐
♪ 新年吉祥
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