太空部队（2020）

我不后悔 下次我还是会这样做
I don't regret it. I'd do it again.
表演结束之后这鸟怎么处理？
What's going on with that bird after the show?
你不能吃这只鸟 因为这是裴拉心爱的宠物
You're not gonna eat that bird because that bird is Pella's precious pet.
我对这只鸟没有感情
I have no connection to this bird.
说我们之间有关系就是谎言
Our relationship is a lie.
你有30分钟建立感情 时间够了吗？
You got 30 minutes to make it true. Is that enough time?
不够
No.
好的 记住我们的格言 各位
Okay. Remember our mantra, everybody.
在月球上发生的事…
Whatever happened on the moon…
留在月球上！
stays on the moon.
哇！在月球上发生的事…
Wow! Whatever happens on the moon…
…留在月球上
…stays on the moon.
很好 我们练习一下回答问题
Great. This is what's gonna happen now.
我扮演媒体
We're gonna go through some practice questions. I'll play the press.
你们准备好了吗？ -嗯
Are you ready? -Yeah.
才一个人 你们准备好了吗？
One person. Are you ready?
嗯 来吧 -我完全准备好了
Yes, let's do it. -I'm so ready.
你 后面的这位先生
You, sir, in the back.
噢 我？谢谢你让我提问
Oh, me? Thank you for calling on me.
我是 《国家地理杂♥志♥》的罗恩·斯蒂普利
Ron Stimply, National Geographic.
问守护者们一个简单的问题
Quick quest for all you guardians out there.
你们知道什么关于月球的趣事吗？
Uh, do you know any fun facts about the moon?
有的 你好 我知道 罗恩·斯蒂普利
Uh, yes. Hello. I do, uh, Ron Stimply.
对 是我 我是罗恩·斯蒂普利
Yes, that's me. I'm Ron Stimply.
月球总是以同一张脸对着地球
The moon always shows the Earth the same face.
天哪！太有趣了 你们太投入了！
Oh my! Very fun. I love how into it you are.
现在我会问其他人同样的问题
Now is the time where I will ask other people that same question.
先生 请你回答
You, sir.
月球上是平的 罗恩
Well, it's flat, Ron.
不对 当然不是平的 是圆的
No, of course it's not. It is round.
就像披萨一样
So is a pizza.
但也是平的
But it is also flat.
相信我 我吃过
Just trust me. I've eaten one.
太好了 终于有人说出了我们大家的想法
I'm glad someone finally said what we're all thinking.
对 -对
Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah.
好的 改变方案
Okay, there's been a change of plans. Listen up.
只有安吉拉和这只鸟与媒体见面
Only Angela and the bird are going to be meeting the press.
等等 -不行！
Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no. -No!
不行 我不知道自己一个人行不行
Don't know that I can be alone. -Gotta push my cameo.
内尔德将军和我都相信
General Naird believes, and I believe as well,
安吉拉·阿里作为太空部队的未来
Angela Ali, that is the future of Space Force.
在伟大的美国历史中 她将成为下一位女英雄
She is the next "shero" in our great American "herstory."
我觉得这样不太好
I don't think this is such a good idea.
那句话是我说的 “作为黑人 在月球上真棒”
Remember, I was the one who said, "It's good to be Black on the moon."
还记得吗？ -嗯
Remember that? -Yeah.
全国都把这句话捧成了香饽饽
And America ate it up like a meth-sprinkled, deep-fried Snickers bar you get at a state fair.
安吉拉 你是女王
Angela, you're a queen.
你是美国的女王
You're America's queen.
戴上你的王冠
Wear your crown.
我花了600美元化妆
I spent $600 on a makeover.
你很美
And you look beautiful.
立刻搬走
Move that right out.
把这台打印机放我车里
Please put that printer in my car.
他们还要拿走什么？
What else are they taking next?
真是瞎搞
This is bullshit.
你说航♥空♥航♥天♥局？噢 对 航♥空♥航♥天♥局
Ah, NASA. You say NASA? Ah, of course, NASA.
一群平庸的书呆子
Nerds of Average Science Ability.
阿德里安 有一只小鸟告诉我
Yeah, well, Adrian, a little birdie told me
你们的预算被砍了一半
that your budget has been cut in half.
去你♥妈♥的♥！
Fuck you.
去你♥妈♥的♥！
Fuck you.
去你♥妈♥的♥！
Fuck you!
去你… -随便吧
Fuck y-- Anyway…
这房♥间气氛很压抑嘛
Well, this room is a big energy suck.
你以为呢？
Well, what do you expect?
早上我不得不 把我三分之一的科学团队开了
I had to let go a third of my science team this morning.
有好消息 有谁饿了吗？
Good news. Anybody hungry? Because I sprung for lunch.
我买♥♥了午餐 -希望你们有“麦胃口”
Hope you brought your "McAppetites."
我们在行政餐厅订的午餐呢？
What about lunches from the executive dining room?
行政餐厅没了 所以我们只能自带午餐
The executive dining room's gone, so we're gonna brown-bag it.
但是我订了 卡津黑三文鱼配蔓越莓油醋汁
But I ordered blackened Cajun salmon with cranberry vinaigrette.
大家听我说 我知道很难受
Look, everybody, I know that it's tough.
你们都在作出牺牲
I know that you are all sacrificing, but…
但是我给你们讲一个故事
let me tell you a little story.
有一年 我父母很困难
My parents were having a tough year.
我知道那年圣诞节树下不会有礼物了
And I knew there were going to be no presents under the tree that Christmas.
于是在圣诞节的早上 我爸怎么做的呢？
So, Christmas morning, what did my dad do?
我爸趴下
My dad got down,
爬到了圣诞树下
and he crawled under the tree.
然后我妈也爬到了树下 然后我也爬了过去
And then my mom crawled under the tree. And then I crawled under the tree.
我们三个躺在树下 互相当礼物
And the three of us lay there, under the tree, presents to one another.
抬头看着枯死的树枝
Looking up at all those dead branches.
非常压抑 很糟糕
And it was depressing. And awful.
但那其中还是存在一种美
But still, within that, there was a beauty.
在太空部队 我要的就是这种精神
And that is the kind of spirit I am looking for here at Space Force.
两个点
Two points.
现在是三月
Uh, it's March,
还有这个故事很令人担忧
and that story's very alarming.
我父母穷得叮当响的时候 还是在圣诞树下放一些东西
Even when my parents were broke, they still put something under the tree.
有一年 我们买♥♥不起卡拉OK机
One year, we couldn't afford a karaoke machine,
他们还是给我 在药店买♥♥了一个四美元的塑料话筒
and they still bought me a four-dollar plastic mic from CVS.
不错 -有麦乐鸡给你吃 被宠坏的臭小子
Nice. -You got McNuggets, you spoiled brat.
你先退下 布拉德
Stand down, Brad.
数到三 我要听到“太空部队精神”
I would like to hear a "Space Force spirit" on three.
一 二 三
One, two, three.
太空部队精神！
Space Force spirit!
神啊！
Jesus.
我们关闭了卫星 削减了非关键人员
We deactivated satellites, cut non-essential personnel.
行政主厨餐厅也没了
Uh, the executive chef, dining room, it's all gone.
不容易 但我想我们实现了目标
It wasn't easy, but I think we made our target.
还差很远
You're not even close. -Wha…
你们算了一个日历年度 而不是财政年度
You calculated for a calendar year, not the fiscal year.
还得削减三个月的费用
You still need to cut three months of expenses.
有一项可以删掉
There's one item you could slash.
不行
Oh, no, no, no, no.
火星任务是禁飞区
The Mars mission, that… that is a no-fly zone.
这个项目对马洛里博士非常重要
It's a very, very important project for Dr. Mallory.
如果削减 他会崩溃
If that were cut, it would crush him.
那我建议你早一点跟他说
Then I suggest you tell him sooner rather than later.
你真刻薄
You are so mean.
这是我女儿
That's my daughter.
B7
B-7.
笨蛋机器
Stupid machine.
你的程序只要做一件事
I mean, you're programmed to do one thing,
还有什么好弄不清的呢？
so what remains clouded in mystery?
是“B”还是“7”？你好
Is it the "B"? Is it the sev-- Hey.
你还好吗？
You okay?
好极了
Fantastic.
只是一包零食罢了 阿德里安
It's just a snack, Adrian.
不是 我刚收到一个坏消息
No, I just received an unwelcome bit of news.
真的？
You did?
嗯 杰罗姆给我打电♥话♥ 说没办法 只能让猫安乐死
Yeah, Jerome called. He had to put the cat down.
噢！
Oh!
噢 我很遗憾
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
我都还不知道你有一只猫
I didn't… I didn't realize you had a cat.
其实是杰罗姆的猫
It's Jerome's cat, really.
你要和我说什么？
Anyway, you wanted to talk to me?
嗯 我要和你说火星…
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about the Mars…
什么？
What?
…巧克力棒
…bar. The Mars bar.