校园时代

Schooled S01E08

Part 1 Nov. 27, 2019, 12:12 p.m.

高中友谊是我们一生中
High school friendships are some of the most
最有意义的事情之一
meaningful of our lives.
在脸书和图享出现之前
And before Facebook or Instagram,
了解同学近况的方式非常有限
one of the only ways to check in with your classmates
其中之一就是高中聚会
was the high school reunion.
我去是你啊
Holy crap, it's you!
我去是你啊我去
Holy crap, it's you, too! Holy crap!
天哪
Oh, man!
奶奶还有六天才会帮我洗衣服
I have six days until Nana does my laundry.
对于他我知道这么多就够了
That's basically everything I need to know about him.
你就是臭名昭著的艾丽卡·戈德堡吧
And you must be the infamous Erica Goldberg.
你就是臭名昭著的鲍比·"沃布任什"
And you must be the infamous Bobby McNnnnnope?
我不知道你是谁
I have no idea who you are.
你看我根本不了解这里的情况
See, I don't know what goes on around here,
因为莱妮从来不回我电♥话♥
because Lainey never returns my calls.
有什么好说的呢
Well, what is there to say?
一群孩子拿着单簧管茫然地盯着我
Kids hold clarinets and stare at me blankly.
你看汇报完了
Boom! You're caught up.
别这样我很想你
Come on, I miss you!
瞧瞧你现在完全是个老师的样子
And look at you all teachered up,
在老师休息室待着作为老师活得风生水起
hanging in the teachers' lounge, crushing it teacher style!
你真是个贴心的朋友
Aw, you're such a sweet friend,
假装我的生活不是如此令人失望
pretending my life isn't a hot sack of disappointment.
不必对自己要求这么高
Whoa, hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
我的生活也没有好到哪里去
I mean, it's not like my life is any better.
你和杰夫怎么样了
But what about you and Geoff?
我都不想说了
Don't get me started.
气氛忽然变得很悲伤
This got real sad real fast.
原来你们在这里
Hey, hey, hey! There they are!
又聚在一起兴风作浪了
Back together and raising hell!
聚会时间是不是很激动
So, reunion time. Pretty exciting, huh?
-完全没有 -绝对没有
- Absolutely not. - Dear God, no.
我刚去参加了30年聚会大家都特别精神
I just went to my 30th, and everyone looked great.
耶稣已经让大多数拉拉队员
I mean, Jesus has taken most of the cheerleaders
都去了天堂但我玩得很开心
up to Heaven, but I had fun!
听起来确实不错但我和艾丽卡
Sounds like a blast, but me and Erica
我们打算不去然后去水桶烤肉店
were planning to ditch the whole thing and go to Buckets.
不要我们刚预订了米兰火车站的宴会厅
Oh, no! But we just secured a banquet room at Stazi Milano's!
那是一家意大利餐厅
It's an Italian restaurant
建在詹金敦火车站里面
built into the Jenkintown train station.
很高级因为能看到火车路过
It's fancy because you can see trains go by.
跟一堆高中书呆子分享炸鱿鱼吗
Sharing fried squid with a bunch of high school nerds?
-不必了谢谢 -我告诉你们
- No, thank you. - I'll have you know
有些书呆子还是过得很好的
some of those nerds have done very well for themselves.
马特·施尼基是一家投资公♥司♥的合伙人
Matt Schernecke is a partner in an investment fund.
他得有多少故事啊
Wow. Think of the stories he has.
别说这些废话
Oh. Forget that drip!
参加这次聚会的人里
There's only one human man attending this reunion
只有一位很重要
who really matters,
那就是小鲁本·阿马罗
and that's Rubén Amaro Jr.,
他带领费城人队打进了世界棒球大赛
who led the Phillies to the World Series.
了不起吗还不是输了
Big deal. They lost.
输世界棒球大赛谁不会啊
I mean, I could lose the World Series.
对了嗨梅勒教练
Also, hi, Coach Mellor.
你好戈德堡女孩
Hi, Girl Goldberg.
我们走吧
Let's get out of here.
是啊老师休息室的魔力
Yeah, the magic of the teachers' lounge
迅速消散了
has worn off quite quickly.
不过我们又在一起了
But holy crap, we're back together again!
-是啊 -天哪
- I know! - ‭Dude!
我去
Holy crap! ‭
太好了
It's so good. ‭Aah!
校园时代
第一季第八集
那是九几年的3月13日
It was March 13th, 1990-something,
教练跟他的棒球队在一起
and Coach was with the baseball team
做着他最喜欢的事
doing his favorite thing on the planet --
分♥析♥竞争对手
scouting the opposition.
这孩子特别喜欢击球时靠着本垒
Kid loves to crowd the plate,
所以可以给他来一个滑球鼬鼠
so don't be afraid to make him chase your slider, Weasel.
下一位
Next up!
等等为什么比赛分♥析♥幻灯片里
What? What's a picture of me and baseball superstar
会有我和棒球明星小鲁本·阿马罗的合照
Rubén Amaro Jr. doing on the game slides?
你居然认识他吗
You actually know him?
认识他
Know him?
站在你们面前的是他的导师和第一榜样
You're looking at his mentor and number-one influence.
巧的是他今天会来参加班级聚会
Coincidentally, he's gonna be here for the class reunion
你们想找他求证也可以
if anybody wants to verify said influence.
真厉害
Cool.
下一位
Next up!
怎么回事又一张小鲁本·阿马罗
What the -- another photo of Rubén Amaro Jr.
以及他人生导师的合照这次是赢了区联赛
and his lifelong mentor, this time winning district?
梅勒教练非常骄傲
Coach Mellor couldn't be prouder
他的门生进入了职业联赛
that his protégé went on to the bigs.
最有价值球员
小鲁本·阿马罗
鲁宾现在要回来参加班级聚会
And with Rubén back for the reunion,
他准备好重温昔日荣光了
he was ready to relive the glory days.
鲁宾
Oh, Rubén!
梅勒教练
Coach Mellor.
你好吗哥们
How you doing, pal?
我没想到会这么早见到你
Wow, I wasn't expecting to see you so early!
我想赶在聚会开始前过来
I thought I'd pop by before the reunion,
看看曾经待过的老地方
check out the ol' stomping grounds.
比起那些大型赛场肯定不值一提
I bet it's nothing compared to the bigs, my man.
我去那里多亏了很多人的帮助
Hey, I had a lot of help getting there.
听到了吗艾德·莫里斯
You hear that, Ed Morris?
费城人队外场手小鲁本·阿马罗
Phillies outfielder Rubén Amaro Jr.
说他能进入职业联赛都是因为我
said I'm the only reason he made it to the big leagues.
其实他说的是...
Actually, what he said was --
行了赶紧去学东西吧
All right, buzz off and go learn something.
孩子们啊
Kids.
听我说你在学校里
Listen, if there's anything
不管有任何需要都可以找我
you need while you're here, I'm your man.
-鲁宾小子 -J-格拉斯
- Rubén's Cube! - ‭J-Glass!
两位陌生人之间这样打招呼太夸张了吧
That's a very elaborate greeting for two total strangers.
我看了你上周的比赛
Hey, I caught the big game last week.
非常利索
That was very neat.
利索什么样的棒球比赛算利索
Neat? How do you know baseball's neat,
你怎么会认识鲁本
and how do you know Rubén?
我是他的辅♥导♥老师
I was his guidance counselor.
这话真是谦虚了
Oh, that's putting it lightly.
要不是这位老师的帮助
I would've never made it out of this place
我肯定没办法离开这里
if it wasn't for this guy's help.
能帮助你缓解压力我很愿意
Well, anything to help with the pressure.
压力
Pressure?!
小鲁本·阿马罗从不会有压力
Rubén Amaro Jr. does not feel pressure.
他会将压力变成动力
He turns pressure into dingers.
教练还是老样子回见哥们
Ah, same old Coach. Good to see ya, bub.
我带你去看看我的办公室
Hey, let me show you my office.
等等食堂午饭有土豆块
Wait, they got tater tots for lunch!
我会帮你占位子的
I'll save you a spot!
欢迎来到我的办公室
Welcome to my office.
坐在那个桶上吧那张椅子比较好
Take a seat on the bucket. That's the good chair.
姐们儿我多想有一间办公室啊
Dude, I'd kill to have an office.
或者一个桶
Or even a bucket.
知道这么多年后
You know, it's so amazing to know that, years later,
你的生活跟我的一样糟糕真是太棒了
your life is a suckfest just as much as mine.
很不错同时也很烂
Yeah, it's pretty great. But also terrible.
我只想作为摇滚天后
I mean, all I wanted was to show up to my reunion
坐着直升机参加我的同学聚会
in a helicopter as a rock diva
或者至少是辣妹组合的第六个成员
or at the very least the sixth member of the Spice Girls.