瑞克和莫蒂（2013）

Rick and Morty S07E08

Part 4 Dec. 5, 2023, 10:08 a.m.

That ceiling was poisoned.
氧Ｓ花了好几个月的时间密谋暗♥杀♥岩浆Ｑ
Oxygen-S planned Magma-Q’s assassination for months.
我这辈子一直都在为很负面的数字做事
All my life I’ve served such negative numbers.
这个我不认识的小孩说的都是真的
This kid I don’t know was right all along.
－总算啊－数字者该崛起
Finally! It’s time
并加入我们的行列了
for the Numbericons to rise and join us!
我们要怎么让数字者崛起对抗他
How can we make the Numbericons rise up against him?
我们要让他们深受启发
We’ll inspire them.
杀砍死
Kill! Murder! Death!
＂一为什么会讨厌Ｉ呢我很好奇＂
Why does a 1 hate an "i", i gotta wonder?
＂小写ｉ就是想象出来的数字＂
When a lower case i is an imaginary number.
＂我杀数字时谁会得利＂
Who stands to gain when i shoot up a digit?
＂除法很复杂但我们得消灭彼此之间的隔阂＂
The division is complex, but you know we gotta bridge it.
你们以为自己能靠饶舌阻止我吗
You think you can stop me with rap?
＂比十二面体杀更多人＂
More homicides than a dodecahedron
＂数字Ｖ同时也是字母＂
Number vs letters the shit that it feeds on
＂字母和数字今天就要联手＂
Today, alpha-numerically combine
－＂一起拿出手♥枪♥打倒敌人＂－＂打倒敌人＂
Like g-l-o-c-k means My ice cold ‘9!
＂我有字母和数字我每次上女人＂
I got letters and numbers every time
＂都会用我的大老二＂
i fuck a hole
－＂让她叫到嘴型变成Ｏ＂－＂变成Ｏ＂
giving her 1 big dick while she screams "o"!
＂岩浆Ｑ会让女生湿到像哭过＂
Magma-Q gets’em wet like she got her cry on
＂我老二是３．１４呎的圆周率大蟒蛇＂
My dick’s 3.14 feet it’s a Pi-thon
＂你们很害怕但他还没获胜＂
Ya’ll actin’ scared. He ain’t won yet
＂无限比一的几率这是场字母赌局＂
Infinity to one odds? That’s an alpha-bet.
－父亲你变成原力鬼了吗－你觉得呢儿子
Father? You like a force ghost now? The fuck it look like, son?
我是回来帮助你教训无限的
I came back to help you hand Infinity his ass.
－准备好了吗－我们上吧爸
You ready? Let’s kill it, Pops.
＂如果没有数字和字母无限就什么都不是＂
Infinity ain’t shit without numbers and letters.
－＂我们携手合作就能打倒他＂－＂就能打倒他＂
We can blow his ass out if we work together.
＂崛起吧＂
Rise up!
＂字母与数字崛起吧＂
Letters and numbers I said rise up!
－＂因为你们也知道我们都是兄弟＂－＂兄弟＂
Cuz you know we’re all brothers!
崛起吧岩浆Ｔ国王
Arise, King Magma-T.
天啊
天啊水Ｔ会喷火
My word! Water-T’s spitting straight fire!
他真的是字母星之王
He truly is King of Alphabetrium.
无限太强了什么都打倒不了他
Infinity’s too strong! Nothing can defeat him!
是吗那这个东西呢
You think? How bout this shit.
－和谐之Ｉ－那混♥蛋♥根本没拿走
The I of Harmony! Motherfuckers just left it.
这对我们有什么帮助
How will that help us?
这东西很喜欢字母和数字亲热
This thing loves when letters and numbers get down.
过来吧宝贝
C’mere girl
很好你喜欢吗
You like that?
超喜欢
Hell yeah!
你们无法阻止我我是无限的无限
You cannot stop me! I’m infinitely infinite!
我的老二
My fucking dick!
你以为我在开玩笑吗混♥蛋♥
Thought I was lying, mother-fucker?
葛登佛老师我爱数学
Mr. Goldenfold, I love math!
数学也爱你莫蒂
And it loves you too, Morty.
我得警告你我是质数
I have to warn you, I’m a prime number.
我只能被自己整除
I’m only divisible by myself.
好而我的老二现在变岩浆了
And my dick’s magma now.
但我们会想办法解决的
But we’ll figure it out.
（哈利赫普森高中）
你的数学作业写得如何莫蒂
How’s that math homework coming along, Morty?
很棒非常棒
It’s great, it’s so great.
你会介意我再写别张考卷吗纯粹只是好玩而已
Do you mind if I do a second test, you know, for fun?
你真奇怪
You’re weird.
你呢先生
And what about you, sir?
好了我写完了
There! All done!
把这该死的作业拿去老头子你满意了吗
Here’s your god damn homework, old man. Happy?
我非常满意
More than you can possibly imagine.
（岩浆Ｔ）
岩浆Ｔ国王我的人♥民♥需要你
King Magma-T, my people need you.
你哪位
And who are you?
几何子之冰块酷巴
Ice Cube of the Geomitrons.
我的星球被食形族搞得天翻地覆
My planet getting all bent out of shape by the Formivores.
数字和字母有能耐可以对抗那些混♥蛋♥吗
You Numbers and Letters strong enough to fight them muthafuckers?
字母数字行星的战士
The warriors of Alpha-Numbericon are unmatched
是最强大的
in strength.
我们绝对不会拒绝帮助有困难的兄弟
And we never refuse to help a brother in need.
对我的美女王后说得没错
Word! My smokeshow queen speaks truth.
我去拿一下东西我们门口见
I’ll grab my shit and meet you out front.
很好
Cool.
（岩浆Ｔ与冰块酷巴演出）
（《几何子之考验》）
待续
谢谢观赏