瑞克和莫蒂（2013）

Rick and Morty S07E02

Part 4 Oct. 24, 2023, 9:33 a.m.

to love us more than ever.
结果竟然相反吗
You learned the opposite?
－汉堡和薯条学会了爱彼此－汉堡和薯条学会了爱彼此
Burger and Fries learned to love each other,
－然后出于对你们的爱－然后出于对你们的爱
then sacrificed themselves out of love
－而牺牲自己－而牺牲自己
for you.
－我是杰瑞克我只需要爱我自己－我是杰瑞克我只需要爱我自己
I am Jerricky, and I only need to love myself.
你不可能真的要离开吧
You can’t actually be leaving, right?
就像乌鸦那样
Like the crows thing?
他们是我的爸爸和外公
They’re my dad and grandpa,
你不能就这样带走他们
you can’t just take them!
－你的爸爸和外公已经死了莫蒂－你的爸爸和外公已经死了莫蒂
Your dad and grandpa are dead, Morty.
－他们在跟彼此争论－他们在跟彼此争论
They died arguing with each other
－自己大脑的事时就死了－自己大脑的事时就死了
about their brains.
不好意思你是杰瑞吗
Scuse me, are you Jerry?
抱歉你身上有他的头
Sorry, you have one of his heads.
－我是杰瑞克－我是杰瑞克
I am Jerricky.
把你的耙子拿回去吧
May as well have your rake back then.
没错是我拿走了
That’s right, I took it.
我也问过自己＂为什么要说谎你不觉得他知道吗＂
I ask myself why lie about it, don’t you think he knows?
＂我不能自己买♥♥一个吗＂
Couldn’t I get my own?
我当然可以自己买♥♥
Of course I could have! But god dammit,
但是该死这把耙子会让我的邻居继续跟我互动
this rake, it kept my neighbors in my life.
你们根本就完全不在乎吉恩
You guys don’t give a goddamn shit about Gene.
但我意识到这已经帮不了我了拿去
But I see that won’t help me any longer. Here.
－你已经没有这样的义务了－你已经没有这样的义务了
You are no longer obligated in such a way.
我还是想还给你们
I’m gonna give it back anyway.
感觉这样做才是对的
Just seems like the right thing to do.
－好哦－好哦
Okay?
－该死－你们以为一支耙子
Shit. - Shit.
－就能改变我的想法吗－就能改变我的想法吗
You think a rake will change my mind?
这样太逊了知道吗
Well, it’s fucking lame, okay?
你们两个竟然都要抛弃妈
Both of you walking out on Mom?
我还以为你们有双倍的担当而不是毫无担当
I thought you had two sets of balls, not zero.
－我们很有担当… －我们很有担当…
Our balls are adequate...
莫蒂我们还在这里面
Morty! We’re still in here!
这里面有我３０岁的记忆
There’s a memory of myself as a 30 years old,
他让我们的自我保持完整
he kept our egos intact!
他拯救了我们简直是一整部动作电影莫蒂
He saved us! It was a whole action movie, Morty!
他是记忆瑞克他还被困在这里面
Memory Rick, he’s still trapped in here.
－快压制住这该死的东西－压制他
Quick, tackle this fucking thing! Garage!
－压制他－帮帮我们
Garage! - Help us!, Hold him.
蛋煎得真好
Nicely prepared eggs.
我还是完全没有味觉
I still can’t taste anything.
－真棒的历险瑞克－杰瑞跟我被搞混
Awesome adventure, Rick. Jerry, being shuffled with me was probably
可能是你这可悲的存在中最棒的部分
the best part of your sad existence.
一抹美好
A brush with greatness.
少来了你当时明明也升级了
Please, like you didn’t get an upgrade.
总算拥有正直之心是什么感觉
What was it like having integrity for once?
嘿贝丝房♥贷还剩下多少正直之心
Hey Beth, how much integrity is left on the mortgage?
我觉得你们显然很爱彼此
I think it’s clear you both love each other more
－虽然你们不愿意承认－蠢太蠢了
than you’re willing to admit. Dumb. Fucking dumb.
去帮我取水晶
Go pick up crystals for me.
你不需要照做莫蒂
You don’t have to do that, Morty!
不没关系我很乐在其中
No it’s- it’s okay, I like doing it.
我得去帮马缝合了
Welp, those horses won’t sew themselves up.
－我很高兴你们两位能回来－对随便
But, good to have you both back. - Whatever.
太好了所以我还是得跟杰瑞这蠢蛋被困在一起吗
Great, so I still wind up stuck with Jerry’s dumb ass?
去死吧乖乖吃我老婆买♥♥的蛋
Fuck you. Eat your eggs that my wife bought.
吃我的大便吧你这热爱夏威夷衬衫的废物
How about you eat my shit, you Hawaiian-shirt-loving twat.
太过分了太没礼貌又太过分了
Uncalled for! Rude and uncalled for!
你就只会坐在那边大放厥词
You sit there with your potty mouth
－却什么忙都不帮－杰瑞这个家没人尊重你
and do everything but help! Jerry, it’s not my fault
并不是我的错连你自己的小孩都觉得…
that nobody respects you in here, your own kids think...
－你应该要帮忙但你却不帮忙－我很忙杰瑞
...You could help but you don’t!
我忙着做很重要的事…
（禁止进入本酒吧）
当然还有航♥天♥飞机
And of course, there’s a space shuttles.
你们能相信这个大东西竟然飞得起来吗
Can you believe that giant thing actually flies?
当然可以这是航♥天♥飞机
Well, of course it can. It’s a space shuttles.
这边有关于汤玛斯杰弗逊的东西
And over here is some stuff about Thomas Jefferson.
来吧各位同学
Come on students!
试图逃出杰瑞意识的第八天
Day 8 of attempting to escape Jerry's mind.
我越来越明显意识到我女儿嫁给了一个
It has become increasingly clear my daughter married a man
记得所有科技都是由弹簧和齿轮组成的男人
who remembers all technology as powered by springs and gears.
我怎么会出现在这里
How did I get here?
我怀疑有一部分的瑞克大脑跟一部分的杰瑞大脑被合并了
I suspect a chunk of Rick’s brain got merged with a chunk of Jerry’s.
但瑞克是不小心放逐我的吗
But did Rick maroon me by accident?
还是故意的
Or on purpose?
逃脱的可能性依然存在但是越来越不可能发生
Escape remains possible, but increasingly unlikely.
嘿记忆瑞克
Memory Rick!
你又用弹簧跟齿轮做了其他雕塑吗
Building more sculptures out of springs and gears?
少烦我记忆吉恩
Fuck off, Memory Gene.