拉米

Ramy S01E04

Part 1 May 26, 2020, 9 a.m.

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你的胸有多大
E罩杯
大笑证明一下
有人想一起玩吗
拉米178是谁
你好啊新朋友
报上年龄/性别/地点
你们好
十二岁/男/新泽西
我叫拉米
跟我说话你硬了吗拉米
大笑靠
他才十二岁你这个变♥态♥
他进入了这个聊天室
他想要
老兄
你为什么来这里
只是想知道
你们是怎么撸管的
你没撸过吗
简直笑死我了
小可爱我来教你
死基佬
我第一次撸管是在十二岁这很正常
你是怎么撸的
把你的屌♥插♥进♥馅饼里大笑
大笑
打电♥话♥给我
没事的伙计
搜索美胸图片
脱掉裤子
然后用力撸
美胸
门的事情我是怎么跟你交待的拉米
What did we say about the door, Ramy?
-我知道 -要开着门
‐ Oh, yeah. - It stays open.
嗯我刚刚在换衣服忘了把门再打开
Yeah, I was changing, so I just forgot to open it back up.
你房♥间里也太乱了吧
这是什么玩意
我打算明天放学后收拾
I was gonna clean it tomorrow, right after school.
我像你这么大的时候
You know, when I was your age,
我希望自己的房♥间
I wish I could have...
也能有这么乱
all of this mess in my room.
但我没有你房♥间里的这些东西
But I didn't have anything to make this mess with.
我和我的兄妹们
男孩们和女孩们
都住在一个房♥间里
跟这个房♥间差不多大
我们当时觉得房♥间可大了
而你现在
有这么好的物质条件
开着门亲爱的好吗
The door stays open, habibi. Okay?
好
Okay.
别看电脑了
你忘拿手♥机♥了
You forgot your phone.
你能别叫它手♥机♥了吗
Would you stop calling it a cell phone?
这就是个对讲机
It's a walkie‐talkie.
你是什么意思手♥机♥是怎么用的
What do you mean? What do you do with a cell phone?
边走边说话所以这就是手♥机♥
You walk and talk. So it is a cell phone.
听着我们给你买♥♥了电脑
Look, we got you the computer,
给你买♥♥了电视现在你又想要手♥机♥了
we got you the TV, and now you want a phone.
你有我不知道的赚大钱的生意吗
So you have a business I don't know about?
詹姆斯就有手♥机♥
James gets a real phone.
亲爱的我没钱供你和别人攀比
Yeah, habibi, I cannot afford for you to be everyone else.
懂吗手♥机♥太贵了
Right? It's too expensive.
这个信♥号♥♥好
This has a good signal.
军队也在用
The army uses it.
而且你能用它跟我报平安
And it helps me know that you're safe.
我又不是当兵的我是个中学生但没辙
I'm not in the army, I'm in middle school, but...
走之前把邮件拿进来
乖一点
Be good.
拜拜
Bye.
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老兄我的手♥机♥太酷了
Dude, my phone's so sick.
大家这周末都撸了吧
Yo, everyone jerked off again this weekend, right?
撸了
Yeah.
靠我当时在脑补凯莉·迈克迪恩
Shit, man. I was thinking about Kaylee McDean
在舞会上搭讪我
hitting on me at the dance.
兄弟你真幸运我听说她穿丁字裤
Bro, you're so lucky. I heard she wears thongs.
现在所有人都穿丁字裤老兄
Everybody wears thongs now, dude.
不过听听这个我哥哥
Check this, though. My brother
从大学带回来一些录像带
brought these tapes from his college.
我边看边撸然后发现
I jerked off to them, and I found out
其中一个录像里的女生是他的同学
that one of the videos is actually a girl from his school.
酷毙了
Sick.
嗯她把录像带送给她喜欢的男生
Yeah, she was giving them out to guys that she liked.
你又找到你♥爸♥的杂♥志♥了吗
Yo, so you found more of your dad's magazines?
嗯但我在地下室翻他的东西时被他发现了
Yeah, but he caught me with the stash in the basement.
他说 "别告诉你妈知道吗"
He was like, "Just don't tell your mom, okay?"
然后他就不管我了
And then he just left me with them.
他肯定知道了
Like, he definitely knew.
拉米
Yeah, so, Ramy,
你周末对着什么撸了
what'd you jerk off to this weekend?
你知道的就是
Well, you know, like...
主要是美胸之类的
like nice boobs and stuff, mainly.
就这样吗你只是脑补吗
That's it? You just thought about them?
不是我上网找的
No, I looked them up online.
嗯我连续撸了六发
Yeah. I did it, like, six times in a row.
-六发见鬼 -太荒唐了
‐ Six times? Dang. ‐ That's crazy.
真的吗
Really?
这也太多了从没听过这样的
That's a lot. I've... never heard of that before.
好了同学们这和我们上周学的
Okay, class, this is a slight variation
稍微有些不同
of what we learned last week.
这是已知的
We have that...
拉米你有卷笔刀吗
Ramy, do you have a pencil sharpener?
有稍等
Yeah, just one second.
如果这是已知的
So if we have that,
那么斜边是多长
what's our hypotenuse?
谁知道安吉拉
Who's got it? Angela.
斜边的平方等于25
C squared equals 25?
我们填上去看看对不对
Let's plug it in and see if it works.
-拉米 -我能去洗手间吗
- Ramy? ‐ Can I use the bathroom?
不
Oh, no.
拉克先生请到总办公室
Mr. Rucker, please come to the main office.
天啊
Jesus!
耶稣圣母玛利亚天使
Oh, Jesus, Mother Mary, angels!
不要啊
Please, no.
没事的孩子你
It's all right, kid. Just...
你回♥教♥室吧
Just‐‐ just get back to class.
来自曼哈顿下城的现场报道
...reporting live from downtown Manhattan.
这里陷入了一片混乱
It's complete chaos down here.
西侧高速
The Westside Highway...
拉克先生请到总办公室
Mr. Rucker, you're needed in the main office.
国内所有机场都已关闭
Every airport in the country has been shut down.
最初认为这起事件是
This was, in its initial moments,
可怕的意外事故
thought to be a terrible accident
但现在认为是恐怖袭击
but is now being considered an act of terror.
政♥府♥官员正在调查可能与
Government officials are looking into what they believe
伊♥斯♥兰♥领导人奥萨马·本·拉♥登♥有关的线索
may be a connection with Islamic leader Osama bin Laden.
哥伦比亚广播公♥司♥现场直播
以色列政♥府♥支持这种说法
The Israeli government is backing these claims,
并将此前由本拉♥登♥本人
they're siting these videos
录制的录像公之于众
previously recorded by bin Laden himself.
美国已经傲慢到
"The arrogance of America has reached the point
霸占了穆♥斯♥林♥的净土沙特阿♥拉♥伯
where they've occupied Arabia, the holiest land of the Muslims."
怎么打不通
I can't get through.
为此也为其它种种侵略和不公
"For this and other acts of aggression and injustice,
我们已对美国宣战
we have declared jihad against the United States.
真♥主♥与我们同在
Allah has willed us."
刚刚打开电视的观众们
For our viewers who are just tuning in right now,
您现在看到的画面是
you're looking at a live picture...
那是我妈妈上班的地方
That's where my mom works.
世贸中心大楼
...of the World Trade Center tower.
安吉拉
Angela...
拉米
回答我
你没事吧
拉米
出事了
我没事
I'm okay.
真♥主♥保佑
撞上了世贸中心
...into the World Trade Center.
看上去飞机仍卡在建筑当中
It appears the plane is still embedded inside the building.
我们仍在等待更多消息
And we're still waiting for more information.
这是突发新闻