鬼屋欢乐送

No, no, I completely understand.
没关系 我完全能理解
Please don't feel bad about it. You just stay safe.
不必感到抱歉 注意安全
This is no good.
这样下去不行
We'll still get paid, right? Yeah,
我们还是能收到钱 对吗 是的
but we don't want our first wedding here to be a disaster.
但我们不能让这的第一次婚礼变成灾难
People will think the place is cursed. It is.
人们会觉得这里被诅咒了 事实如此
Not haunted, I mean, like, unlucky. It isn't not unlucky.
没有闹鬼 不太走运 这并非不走运
That was Michelle. The Kingsleys can't make it either.
米歇尔打来的 金斯利一家也来不了
Yeah, Mike and Valerie just texted to say,
迈克和瓦莱丽刚刚发信息说
"Accident on the M4, traffic isn't moving"?
"M4公路发生事故 交通堵塞了"
Ooh, it's the wedding planner. Hi. Hi, Martin.
婚礼策划师打来的 你好马丁
We've been trying to get hold of you. Sorry about that.
我们一直尝试联♥系♥你 很抱歉
I didn't have the Bluetooth in. Just to give you the rundown.
我没戴蓝牙耳机 先跟你说说大概流程
The DJ can't make it but the equipment's all there
DJ来不了了 但是设备都留在那了
if anyone wants to step in.
如果有人想使用的话
The caterers are with you, I think. Yes. Yeah.
婚宴承办商到你那边了 对吗 是的
But the waiting staff are mostly crying off,
但是大多数服务生不来了
so it might have to be a bit more of a buffet situation. Ok.
所以可能需要准备成自助餐 行
Well, I'll let you co-ordinate that. Where are you?
我会按你说的做 你到哪了
Ah. That's the thing. I've had a little bit of a dink.
情况是这样的 我遇到了一点小困难
Sorry, sir, we need to end the call now, please. I'd better go.
对不起先生需要您结束通话 我得挂了
Oh, my God. It's fine. I think I'm in shock!
天啊 没关系 我想我可能快休克了
Sir, it's time to hang up.
先生 挂电♥话♥吧
Right. Got to go. Good luck with it all. Ciao, ciao, ciao.
得挂电♥话♥了 祝你好运 拜拜咯
So...where is he? Slight problem.
所以 他到哪了 遇到点小问题
Tis bad tidings for the nuptials. No, it's romantic!
这种天气举办婚礼太糟糕了 不 太浪漫了
A white wedding. A white, white wedding!
一场白色的婚礼 一场洁白 纯白的婚礼
Oh, I do wish I could see the service.
我真希望能亲眼见证
Well, that's at the church, Kitty, as it should be. I know.
婚礼应该在教堂举♥行♥ 凯蒂 我知道
If they can get there, that is.
如果他们能做到的话
Beastly terrain for civilian vehicles.
糟糕的地形并不适合车辆通行
I remember my wedding day. It was the best day of my life.
我记得我结婚的那天 太美好了
Carol in velvet, me in a handsome brown three-piece.
卡萝尔穿着天鹅绒裙子 我穿着帅气的棕色西装
I cannot bear to think of the joy
我忍♥不住去想象
that would've occasioned my own wedding day.
自己婚礼举♥行♥的那天得有多高兴
Don't remember much of mine.
我不太记得了
I assume it was fun. Arghhhh!
我猜应该很有趣吧
Mine was at Winchester Cathedral.
我的婚礼是在温彻斯特教堂举♥行♥
I was given away by the Marquis of Granby
格兰比侯爵送我出嫁
and the guests included the...
到场的宾客有
Something to say, have we, Robin?
你有什么想说的吗 罗宾
Well, in my day, you do what you want.
在我的那个年代 你想做什么就做什么
You like someone, you do it.
你喜欢谁 就去追
You like someone else, you do it. Easy.
你喜欢上别人 也去追 直接了当
No-one know who their father is but
没有人知道他们的亲生父亲是谁
everyone raise children together.
大家一起将孩子们养大
Peace and love. I see. Bloody hippy, eh.
爱与和平 那可真得劲儿
Sounds awful.
听起来糟透了
It's not very romantic, is it? You, wife cheat on you,
这并不浪漫 对吧 你老婆给你戴绿帽
and you cheat on wife.
你对妻子不忠
And you, husband cheat on you with two men, then kill you,
而你丈夫跟两个男人好上了 还杀了你
so open your eyes, people not meant to be mon-hog...
清醒点吧各位 人类并不应该一
..mono...
一
..mo-hog...hog...
一夫 夫
Monogamous. That's what I said.
一夫一妻制 我说的就是这个
Dad, everyone's cancelling.
爸 所有人都来不了了
How many men have we lost?
我们损失了多少人
Not everyone.
并不是所有人
Sam's at the hotel and the family.
萨姆在酒店 还有这家人
So vital personnel are all still in the field?
所以重要人员都在现场了吗
Ah! Michael's back from the front. What news?
迈克尔从前门回来了 有什么消息吗
Marquee's fallen down. Oh. What?
遮檐倒了 什么
Part of it. Most of it. Oh, my God!
只是一部分 大部分都倒了 天哪
Best to cancel the wedding, it be cursed.
最好取消婚礼 一定是被诅咒了
No, thank you, Mary.
不行 谢谢 玛丽
We can do the meal in the house.
我们可以在室内用餐
Good idea. Excellent.
好主意 太棒了
How will everyone get to the service? You can't drive in this.
这样怎么保证对每位宾客服务到位
We'll hike. Yes, Alan. On foot. We march.
我们站着吃 没错 艾伦 徒步行军
That's not going to work for Auntie Lou, is it?
卢阿姨可做不到 不是吗
Stretcher?
担架呢
Do you think we should just cancel? No!
你觉得我们应该取消吗 不
Well, what does Sam think? We agreed not to talk.
萨姆是什么想法 我们约定好不交谈的
It's bad luck to see each other on the wedding day.
结婚当天提前见面是不吉利的
Well, in that case, wouldn't want to make it worse.
这种情况下 还能有多糟呢
Dad, I know it's silly but it's the one thing I can control.
爸 我知道这很蠢 但这是我唯一能做主的事
Sorry.
对不起
I...I still think we can do this, Clare, if you want to.
如果你愿意 我们还是可以举♥行♥的 克莱尔
You're here and, and Sam's nearby.
你在这儿 萨姆也快到了
Your dad's here and the bridesmaids are on their way.
你♥爸♥在这儿 伴娘们也在赶来的路上
People that matter, right?
重要的人都在 不是吗
Good. Then we've got to do it.
那我们就得举♥行♥
We're licensed and I know you wanted a church,
我们执照经营 我知道你想在教堂举♥行♥
but if the mountain can't come to Mohammed,
但山不就我 我便就山
then...then we're going to bring the vicar here
我们可以把牧师请过来
and I know that that's mixed metaphors and also religions,
我知道 这很混搭
but you know what I mean.
但 你懂我意思的
Very good.
非常好
Right, well, who's going to go out in this
行了 那现在谁将在这种天气
and get the vicar from the top of the...
将牧师从山顶
Me. It's me, innit?
我 我对吗
All right. It's all part of the service.
行吧 为您服务是应该的
All right.
行吧
30?! Or at least. Lost count.
30 或者更多 记不清了
Busy bunny, eh?
好忙好忙的哈
This is not love you speak of! It's but the carnality of a beast.
这不是你所谓的爱 这不过是野兽的肉♥欲♥
Let me put you this,
我来解释一下
if you had married Isabel and then you meet Alison...
如果你已经娶了伊莎贝尔 然后遇见艾莉森
They're 200 years apart, man!
她们之间相隔200年好吗
Question still stands. Well, I'd...
问题依然成立 我
I'd... See?
我 看见了吗
Right, we're commandeering the ballroom.
我们将占用舞厅
What? What?
什么 什么
The wedding's happening here.
婚礼将在这儿举♥行♥
Yes! Oh, yes, a thousand times, yes!
太棒了 简直太棒了
Oh, my God.
天哪
That has never happened before.
这以前从未发生过
Right, I need to get chairs in here.
我需要搬点椅子进来
What?! Alison, no, no, no, no.
什么 艾莉森 不行 绝对不行
You can't have the service in here, this isn't a church.
这里不是教堂 你不能就在这举办婚礼
Where's the steeple, where are the pews, where are the people?
教堂的尖塔呢 长凳呢 人呢
No, it's a great idea. What can we do?
这是个好主意 需要我们做些什么
Well, n-nothing, actually, Pat, can you, cos you're dead.
事实上不太需要 帕特 因为你已经死了
Thank you, though. Thank you, Patrick, carry on.
不过还是谢谢了 谢了 帕特里克 继续吧
Ooh, this looks amazing!
这看起来太棒了
You made it! Come in. Come in, come in.
你们来了 快进来 请进 请进
The key, of course, is symmetry.
摆放的关键在于对称
Two banks of seating with a clear avenue
整齐摆放的凳子中间有一条清晰的通道
for the entrance of the bride.
方便新娘入场
Let's line that up. Very good, carry on.
对齐 很好 继续
I'm just trying to set up, if anyone wants to help.
有人需要帮忙的话 我可以替一下
Yep, a little bit higher.
再高一点点
You want lovely, long loops, like waves across the space,
你得弄得像海浪一样层层叠叠 源源不断
don't you think, Julian? Mm. Are there bridesmaids?
你说呢 朱利安 伴娘们呢
Oh, I hope you're going to behave yourself today...
我希望你今天能规矩点
..because I have heard about you.
因为我听说过你
What do you think? Oh, it's wonderful, I mean, it's like a,
你觉得怎么样 这太美了 就像是
it's like a flower grenade has gone off. Oh... It's fabulous.
就像花做的手榴弹炸开了 美得令人难以置信
Now I was thinking perhaps flowers on the end of each aisle.
我在想 也许走道尽头两端都该放点鲜花
A floral streetlight, if you will.
一条花路怎么样