人人都爱雷蒙德（1996）

Everybody Loves Raymond S01E02

Part 2 Nov. 24, 2020, 12:30 p.m.

我不懂我做错了什么
I don't know what I did.
如果是我的问题我通常会知道
I'm usually good at knowing when it's me.
因为问题总出在我身上
Because it's usually me.
雷你怎么就不能跟我亲热点?
Ray, how come you can never just
be affectionate with me?
是伯尼
Bernie
你看看伯尼跟琳达多亲热
Did you see how Bernie is with Linda?
我看到人人都看到那是免费A片
I see. Everybody sees that.
It's free Playboy Channel.
偶尔亲热一下
There's nothing wrong with it
又不会怎样
once in a while.
他是喝多了
He was drinking.
他们多亲热啊
So passionate.
他们俩都喝多了
They're drunks. Both of them.
你看他们才结婚多久
Look, they've only been married for what,
两年了? 对啊
two years? Yeah.
所以他们没小孩没费劲的事等着吧
So there's no kids, no exhaustion. Just wait.
等着什么? 这些事啊
Wait for what? For this.
噪音失眠满到团团转
The noise, the no-sleep, and the no-time.
拜托你知道我在说什么
Please, know what I mean here.
你连我爱你都不说
You never even say, I love you.
现在我不爱你了你都没说过
Now I don't love you. You don't say it.
我有说你没有
I do. No, you don't.
我有什么时候的事?
I do. When do you say?
我用眼神说过
With my eyes
你在干吗?
What are you doing?
我要疯了
I'm drowning.
听着要说是吧?
Look, you want me to say it?
我爱你好了我说过了
I love you. There, I said it.
好吧女人最想听的七个字
Yeah. Okay. There's the seven little words
every woman wants to hear:
我爱你好了说了
I love you. There, I said it.
别这样我们那什么的时候不是说了么
Come on. Don't I say it when we--
做♥爱♥时杀猪叫的不算
Yelling it during sex doesn't count.
我都不知道你想要什么
I don't know what you want.
那么什么?
Well-- What?
我不知道只是
I don't know. Just....
没所谓了
Doesn't matter.
晚安
Good night.
我还在收拾东西啊
I'm still packing over here.
好吧来吃早餐吧孩子们
Okay. Come on, eat your breakfast here, guys.
妈妈我准备好吃甜点了甜点?
Mama, I'm ready for my dessert. Dessert?
艾丽抱歉
Now, Ally, I'm sorry,
不过早餐是三餐中最重要的
but breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
把荞麦片吃完吧
Now finish your Count Chocula.
各位早上好啊
Good morning, everybody.
爸爸好嘿小鬼们
Hi. Hey, guys.
来给你的
Here, this is for you.
这是什么? 卡片啊
What is this? A card
一早起来弄给你的
Got up early to get it for you.
为什么?
Why?
因为昨天我们你知道的
You know, 'cause of what we, you know...
给特别的妻子
To a special wife.
两情相悦相爱慕
Love like ours is real and true
犹如荷花爱甘露
As a lily holds the morning dew
每天都有新惊喜
Every day finds joy anew
教我如何不爱你
And in every way do I love you.
是嘛
Yeah.
很贴心呀雷
That's really sweet, Ray.
是吗? 是啊我很喜欢
Yeah? Yeah. I just love it.
挺不错的卡片
It's a really nice card.
有点不对劲
Something's wrong.
怎么? 还不够吗?
What? It's not enough?
我应该给拉去枪毙
I should've got the pop-up.
或许你你只是
Maybe you just....
你都不明白我意思
You didn't understand what I meant.
你还想让我说出来
You still want the talking.
听着写得比说得好多了
Look, this is better than talking.
This is writing.
你的签名居然都不是爱你的雷?
You couldn't even sign it, Love, Ray.
你居然就写了个好么雷
You signed it, Okay? Ray.
你知道我这人你知道
Look, you know me. You know
这会让我浑身不自在
this all me makes me uncomfortable.
我说的我爱你很不自然
When I say, I love you,
it doesn't sound natural.
跟烂电影里的对白一样
It's like some bad movie.
会有人笑话我的
Somebody's gonna laugh at me.
你什么意思笑话?
What do you mean, laugh?
肯定会有人嘲笑我说这种肉麻的话
Somebody's gonna laugh at me saying that stuff.
肉麻话?
Stuff?
你爱我吗爸爸?
You love me, Daddy?
当然爱你了
Yes, of course I love you.
你们我都爱也爱妈妈多好的妈妈
I love all you guys. And Mommy. What a Mommy.
来向妈妈表白
Let's hear it for Mommy.
举起手来好呀
Raise your hand for.... Yeah.
听着对不起我只是
Look, I'm sorry. I'm just
不太会说肉麻的话
not good at saying that stuff aloud.
我就是这样的
That's the way I am.
我爸妈也这样
That's the way my parents were.
好吧不过你知道么或许
Okay, but you know, maybe there was
这样做不对
something wrong with that.
你想孩子们也象你这样?
I mean, come on, you wanna
pass this trait on to your kids?
不想
No.
我爱你
I love you.
我也是
And I you.
别这样啊
Come on
别这样嘛都写在卡片上了
Come on. It's all here in the card.
黛博拉
Debra
黛博拉
Debra
斯特拉
Stella
这个破水泵
Stupid, stinking pump
天啊别耍我了
Don't toy with me, God.
爸要点冰茶吗?
Hey, Dad. Iced tea?
不喝了会兴奋的
No. It gets me all hopped up.
我快弄好了
I'm almost done here.
这什么破东西
Damn piece of crap
爸放轻松点
Please, Dad, take it easy a little.
你以为我在胡来?
I don't know what I'm doing?
当然不是但别太紧张
Yeah, sure you do. But relax.
给我那破钳子
Give me the damn pliers.
谢谢
Thanks.
爸这样的我得问你点事
Listen, Dad, I gotta ask you something.
好了搞定
There, done
你得记住几点很简单的
A couple of things you gotta remember.
It's very easy.
好的什么事?
Yeah. Like what?
没啥现在热那边是冷水了
It's nothing. Hot is now cold.
还有呢? 会出水的吧?
What else? Is the water gonna come out?
是的当然你要做的就是
Yeah, sure. Here's what you do.
用力握着这个
You hold on to this one tight,
向前推同时扭另一个
and then you push and turn with this one.
你至少要用两只手对啊至少
You're going to need at least two hands.
Yeah. At least.
开始的水会非常热
The water comes out very hot at first.
不过要存起来等会就用得上了
But save that. You're gonna need it later.
爸爸关掉吧帮我一下
Dad, shut it. Here, give me a hand.
扭快扭我在扭了
Turn. I'm turning.
扭啊在扭了
Turn it. I'm turning it
谢谢
Thanks.
爸听我说
Listen, Dad.
我想问点事情
I was wondering something.
你对上一次
When was the last time...
说我爱你
that you said, I love you...