全民追女王

靠 他们请来了乐队
Shit, they got a band.
你想跳舞吗 或者喝一杯吗
Do you wanna, uh, dance maybe? Or grab a drink?
今晚来自75个国家的
So there are representatives
代表在此汇聚一堂
from over 75 countries here tonight.
她有3个小时
She has three hours to get out there,
-去吸引住投资者 -恩
- shake her money maker... - Yeah.
得到尽可能多的支持
...and get as many commitments as possible.
-这是商业活动 -当然 我理解
- This is a work event. - Of course, yeah. I get it.
也许我们可以结束的时候喝一杯
We could, uh, maybe at the end of the night, have a drink.
当然 只要你有时间 酷
Yeah, if you have time. Cool.
-到时候看 -好
- We'll see. - Yeah.
好 好的
All right. Okay.
我知道怎么回事了
I know what's going on.
-什么意思 -你知道我在说什么
- What do you mean? - You know what I mean.
什么事也没有
There's nothing going on.
别他妈跟我扯淡 弗雷德
Don't fucking bullshit me, Fred.
因为我的情商高出天际
'Cause my EQ is through the goddamn roof.
我能力和直觉能发现蛛丝马迹
And I understand and intuit the nuances of social dynamics
就算你不相信
like you wouldn't believe.
你们两个做过了
The two of you are having sex with each other.
你不可能知道这种事的
There's no way you could discern something like that.
夏洛特告诉我的
Charlotte told me.
真的
Really?
不是 你刚才说的 你个蠢蛋
No, but you just did, you fucking idiot.
草 靠 这招真♥他♥妈♥聪明
Fuck! Shit! That was fucking very clever.
天啊 没错
Jesus, well, you know what, yes.
好吧 我们做♥爱♥了
Okay. We're sexing one another down.
-怎样 -恶心
- So? - Ew.
其实我的感觉比你还怪呢
Honestly, it's probably weirder to me than it is to you.
我简直不敢相信我要跟你说这个
Look, I can't believe I have to say this,
但是你要知道 你和她是不可能的
but just so you know, there's no way the two of you work.
为什么这么讲 你什么都不知道
Why would you say that? You don't know that.
大众是不会接受你们在一起的
The public will never accept the two of you together,
她也不会
so neither will she.
弗雷德 其实不管你明不明白
Honestly, Fred, it doesn't matter if you get it or you don't,
事实就是
'cause the truth is,
她会替你们俩提前想到这点
she is going to realize it for the both of you,
然后你就会心碎
then you'll have your heart broken.
就有好戏看了
And that could be kinda fun to watch.
全权大使
Ambassador Plenipotentiary...
国务卿女士
Madam Secretary!
失陪
Excuse me.
帕克 别 别这样
Parker. Nope. Nope. Uh...
我们一直都没找时间坐下来
You know, we still have not found time to sit down.
这不可能 我没空
You know, it's not gonna happen. I'm not gonna find time.
我会搞定这个的
I will get my way on this.
我都不懂你的这个指什么
I don't even know what you mean by "this,"
不过随便吧 你说了算
but please have at it. It's all yours.
我能插句话吗
May I have a word?
你什么意思 我们正在谈话呢
Can you excuse me? We're in the middle of a conversation here.
-当然 -我的天 你真是个
- Of course. Yes. - Oh, my God. You are a...
你真是光彩照人
You look absolutely wonderful.
美丽动人
Vraiment superbe!
我对你的环保计划印象深刻
I have to say, I have been so impressed by your initiative.
你的意思是我可以把加拿大
Does this mean I can add Canada
放入参与国的名单里面吗
to the list of countries taking part?
有一个条件
On one condition.
我猜猜
Let me guess.
你想降低对木材的限制
You want fewer restrictions on lumber.
我一点都不在乎木材
I don't care about lumber.
我只想和你跳一曲
I just want to dance.
一支舞
Une danse
当然可以
Sure.
你知道 有些东西你一看
You know when you see something,
就知道很搭配
and it just looks right.
像塞缪尔·杰克逊戴着康沃尔帽一样搭配
Like a Kangol hat on Samuel L. Jackson.
我值得拥有爱
I'm worthy of love.
我值得拥有爱
I'm worthy of love.
你♥他♥妈♥的嘟哝些什么
What the fuck are you saying?
没什么
Nothing.
女士你好
Bonjour, ma'am.
先告退了
Excuse me.
E特工 行动起来
Agent E, look alive.
-嗨 -嘿
- Hi. - Hey.
我听说你喜欢我
I hear you have a crush on me.
对
I do.
我也喜欢你
Kinda have a crush on you, too.
那很酷
Well, that's cool.
可能我问得有点早
Hey, I know I asked earlier.
但是
But, uh...
你愿意和我跳一舞吗
Do you want to dance with me?
这首歌♥很棒
It's a dope song.
真的是首好歌♥
Really fucking good song.
应该是最好的歌♥了
Maybe the best song ever written.
我也这么觉得
Yeah.
♪ Lay a whisper on my pillow ♪
♪ leave the winter on the ground ♪
♪ I wake up lonely, this air of silence ♪
♪ in the bedroom and all around ♪
♪ Touch me now ♪
♪ I close my eyes ♪
♪ and dream away ♪
♪ It must have been love ♪
♪ but it's over now ♪
♪ It must have been good ♪
♪ but I lost it somehow ♪
♪ It must have been love ♪
♪ but it's over now ♪
♪ From the moment we touched ♪
♪ till the time had run out ♪
♪ Make believing ♪
♪ we're together ♪
♪ that I'm sheltered ♪
♪ by your heart ♪
♪ But in and outside ♪
♪ I've turn to water ♪
♪ like a teardrop ♪
♪ in your palm ♪
♪ And it's a hard ♪
♪ winter's day ♪
♪ I dream away ♪
我要你从后入 用力打我屁♥股♥
I want you to fuck me from behind and slap my ass really hard.
-什么鬼 -什么
- What? - What？
没事 我说了什么鬼吗
Nothing. What, did I say "what"?
我太强势了吗
Am I being too bossy?
没有 一点也没有
No. No. No. No. Not at all. No. No.
我当了你一天老板
I am. I am. I'm your boss all day,
现在我还在床上发号♥施令
and now I'm bossing you in bed.
对不起 我不是有意的
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way.
没有的事情
No. Not at all.
其实是我的脑子有点短路了
My brain, honestly, just went into shock a little bit...
但你犹豫了
Yeah, but you hesitated.
没 这不是我想象中的你会做的事而已
No, it's just not how I imagined you liking things.
我们可以完全按照你想象的做
You know what? We'll do exactly what you were imagining.
然后你再从后入 用力打我屁♥股♥
And then you turn me around and slap me on my ass
稍微掐一下我脖子
and then choke me a little bit.
我的天
Oh, my God.
弗雷德里克
Frederick.
玛格丽特
Margaret.
你忘了这个 草
Hey, you forgot this... Oh, fuck!
太恶心了
Gross!
我还以为你们两个讨厌对方
I thought you guys hated each other.
-我们是讨厌对方 -对 非常讨厌
- We do hate each other. - We do. Big time.
但我们也做♥爱♥
We are also fucking.
你们做了多久了
How long have you been fucking?
刚刚大概20分钟吧
That was probably 20 minutes.
不是说现在
Not right now!
-哦 -太多问题了
- Oh. - A lot of questions. Um, I...
差不多
I would say anywhere between
2到5次 3次半
two and five... Three and a half times.
我觉得是5次
I would say on my end, five.
3次半也差不多
Three and a half sounds right.
你们怎么算出来的 太恶心了
I don't know how you're tallying that shit. That's sick.