濒死病胖子的减肥之旅（2010）

这是我看起来像什么。
Can you see that it's me?
你可以看到，它是我吗？
Yeah, you sure don't look
as happy, I'll tell you that.
是啊，你肯定不看
幸福，我会告诉你。
Here's what I believe.
I'm not a doctor,
这里是什么，我相信。
我不是一个医生，
but I reckon that
you can get your body
但我认为
你可以得到你的身体
back into shape so
that you can cure yourself.
回到形状，使
你能治好自己的病。
hang around and annoy
Sid a bit longer in life too.
I know I'd feel a lot better
if I weighed that amount.
我知道，我感觉好多了
如果我的体重，量。
Sid, nice to meet ya.
希德，很高兴见到你。
It's amazing that,
令人惊讶的是，
just sitting in the car now
like with my jeans
现在只是坐在车里
喜欢我的牛仔裤
tight, you know, and
not having to undo the button,
紧张，你知道，
不必撤消按钮，
to sit down, I mean,
it's just little things.
坐下，我的意思是，
它只是举手之劳。
I can even feel
我什至可以感觉到
the pelvis hipbone, like here.
骨盆的髋骨，喜欢这里。
It's like, I haven't felt that
for 10 years.
它的样子，我还没有感觉到，
为10年。
It's like a whole
new reintroduction.
这就像一个整体
新放归。
I've got to reintroduce myself
to my body.
我再次提出了自己
我的身体。
That's the kind of momentum that
这是一种气势
kicks you on,
and makes you feel...
踢你，
并让你感觉...
Makes you fell good about
what you're doing.
让你爱上良好
你在做什么。
What do you think you need to do
to live longer in life?
你需要做的，你怎么看
在生活中活的时间更长？
Probably change my diet.
可能会改变我的饮食习惯。
- Oh you think so?
- Yeah, I know so.
- 哦，你这么认为吗？
- 是的，我知道。
So when do you think
you need to change your diet?
所以，当你觉得
你需要改变你的饮食习惯吗？
I don't know.
我不知道。
One day I'll wake up and
it's like time to diet.
有一天，我会醒来
它就像饮食。
Right now, the doctor said,
眼下，医生说，
if I don't lose my weight,
如果我没有失去我的体重，
I'll probably have
a heart attack and die.
我可能会
一个心脏病发作和死亡。
Right, when did he say, by when?
没事的时候，他说，当？
About in five years.
关于在五年内。
That's why I'm trying
to stay alive
这就是为什么我想
活路
'cause I got grandkids.
因为我的孙子
Do you mind me asking
how old you are?
你介意我问
你多大了？
I'm 42.
我已年满42。
How old are you,
if you don't mind me asking.
你多大了，
如果你不介意我问。
I am 39.
我今年39。
What do you think
your life expectancy is,
你怎么看
你的预期寿命，
if you continue going down
the way you're going?
如果你继续下去
方法你会吗？
What do you give yourself?
你给自己什么呢？
I give myself 55 maybe.
我给自己55也许。
I'm guessing like 50, 55.
我猜像50，55。
I'd say about the early 40s.
我说40年代初。
Early 40s?
40岁出头？
So, how does that make you feel?
那么，如何让你觉得呢？
Makes me feel bad,
让我心疼，
because
因为
I know I need to eat right.
I know I need to.
我知道我需要吃的权利。
我知道我需要的。
I don't know but
I hope God got ribs in heaven.
我不知道，但
我希望在天上的神了肋骨。
Right now, how old do
I want to live to? Let's see.
眼下，怎么老
我要活下去吗？让我们来看看。
Probably about 90.
大概90。
- 90?
- Yeah
- 90？
- 是啊
So what do you think
you gotta do to live till 90?
那么你有什么感想
你要做的活到90吗？
Try not to get killed.
尽量不要被打死。
How you doing, mate?
你怎么样，伙计？
You know about fasting?
你知道约空腹吗？
Do I look like
I know a lot about fasting?
你看我像
我知道了很多关于禁食？
No but you look like you know
a lot about eating though?
没有，但你看起来像你知道
虽然吃了很多有关？
I know a lot about eating, but I
don't know a lot about fasting.
我知道了很多关于吃的，但
我不知道很多关于禁食。
Do you keep a gun
under there, just in case?
你们有枪
在那里下的，以防万一？
Absolutely.
当然可以。
Can I have a look? Is it alright
to come in and look.
我可以看看吗？被好吗
进来看看。
Well, it's loaded
and the hammer's back.
那么，它的加载
和锤的背部。
Oh yeah, gotcha, gotcha.
噢，疑难杂症，疑难杂症。
So, if I wanted to carry a
concealed weapon on me now,
所以，如果我想随身携带
隐蔽的武器对我现在，
what gun would
you recommend I buy?
什么枪
你建议我买♥♥的吗？
If I'm not real good on guns.
如果我不是真正的好枪。
Geez, you recommend that?
That looks like a girl's gun.
天啊，你建议吗？
这看起来像一个女孩的枪。
That looks like a girl's gun!
Is that real?
这看起来像一个女孩的枪！
这是真的吗？
If you're not good on 'em,
如果你不能对他们好，
you won't do much damage
with that, will ya?
你不会做太大的伤害
，雅吗？
That's not real is it?
这不是真实的是什么？
Yeah, that's a real .22.
是啊，这是一个真正的0.22。
So if I break into your house
tonight and steal the TV set...
所以，如果我闯入你的房♥子
今晚偷♥电♥视机...
You won't be filming tomorrow.
你不会被拍摄的明天。
What do you think
is the biggest threat
你怎么看
是最大的威胁
to national security in
the United States of America?
国♥家♥安♥全♥
美♥利♥坚♥合众国？
Borders.
边界。
- Border control, you reckon?
- Border control.
- 边境控制，你看呢？
- 边境控制。
What if there was
something that was
如果有
这一点是很
right now in this country that
was killing 70 million people?
现在在这个国家，
70万人被杀害？
There's things in this country
在这个国家的事情
killing 70 million people.
杀死70万人。
Cigarettes probably.
香烟可能。
- Yeah?