濒死病胖子的减肥之旅（2010）

你这样做的时候，“
and there's no question,
毫无疑问，
I've done the crime.
I mean, you know,
我已经做了犯罪。
我的意思是，你知道，
I really have...
我真的......
I really have...
我真的......
not been kind to my body.
没有善待自己的身体。
You know it's...
你知道这是...
It's a tough thing,
这是一个艰难的事情，
the emotional attachment to
food, it's bloody tough.
的情感依恋食物，
其血腥的强硬。
These are the pills
I have to take.
这些丸
我要参加。
This is a 5 mg tablet
of prednisone.
这是一个5毫克片剂
强的松。
That's 15 mgs there.
这是15毫克。
Before I started on the fast,
开始之前，我就快，
that's how many
I was having a day.
这是多少
我有一天。
Looking at these...
看着这些...
at these...
在这些...
bottles here,
it doesn't look good.
这里的瓶，
它看起来并不好。
If you're a fit, healthy,
如果你是一个合适的，健康的，
young person, you shouldn't be
年轻的人，你不应该
traveling around with
prescription drugs
周游
处方药
and doing that, I mean it's...
这样做，我的意思是...
You wouldn't have thought,
你不会想到，
I would never have thought
that it'd be me,
我从未想过
这将会是我，
that I would...
我会......
have to do this.
要做到这一点。
I was in California in 1999
我是在1999年加州
and I played golf and I thought
maybe I touched some poison ivy,
我打高尔夫球，我想
也许我触到了某些毒藤，
and that night I went to bed. I
went to wake up the next morning
那一夜，我就去睡觉。
我去的第二天早上醒来
and it was up
my forearms and shins
是了
我的前臂和小腿
and very itchy and scratching.
并且非常痒和刮伤。
It's like hives.
It's chronic hives.
这就像荨麻疹。
这是慢性荨麻疹。
It spread all over my body,
torso, and geez,
它传遍了我的身体，
躯干，吉兹，
I was lit up
like a Christmas tree.
我被点亮
像一棵圣诞树。
This is how
my autoimmune disease works:
这是怎么了
我的自身免疫性疾病的工作原理：
When you get bit by a mosquito,
receptors under your skin
当你得到位被蚊子，
根据你的皮肤受体
send a signal to your brain.
你的大脑发送信♥号♥♥。
HQ, we got an invader
in Sector 3.
HQ，我们得到了一个侵略者
部门3。
Scramble the histamines.
争夺组胺。
Roger that.
Histamines are being deployed.
罗杰。
组胺正在部署。
Histamine makes the blood
vessels around the bite swell,
组胺使血管
周围咬膨胀，
making it more difficult
使之更难以
for the poisons
in the mosquitoes' saliva
毒药
在蚊子的唾液中
to spread through the body.
扩散到全身。
As a side effect,
作为一个副作用，
the whole area is
swollen, red and itchy,
整个区域是
肿胀，发红和发痒，
but with my disease,
但我的病，
the receptors
send the wrong messages.
受体
发送错误的消息。
A handshake is like getting bit
by a thousand mosquitoes.
握手是像获得一千蚊子位。
Mayday! Mayday!
五月天！五月天！
All hell's
breakin' loose down here!
所有的地狱
唱到这里松了下来！
All histamines,
report to battle stations!
所有组胺，
报告战斗岗位！
And this can happen at anytime
to any part of my body.
而这随时可能发生
到任何我身体的一部分。
Just the smell,
just the smell is sensational.
只是气味，
只是气味是耸人听闻。
Normally I'd eat two of those,
not two slices,
通常情况下，我吃两个，
没有两片，
two whole pizzas.
整整两个比萨饼。
I better get out of here.
我最好离开这里。
So I've been coming to the U.S.
off and on for the last 35
years.
所以，我已经来到美国。
关闭了近35年。
I even lived here
when I was a kid.
我什至在这里住了
当我还是个孩子。
It's like a second home to me.
这就像我的第二个家。
I reckon Americans
are super friendly.
我认为美国人
超级友好。
Maybe that's because
I'm not from around here.
也许这是因为
我不是在这里。
I also love American food,
我也很喜欢美国食物，
and if I'm gonna really change
the way I live my life,
如果我要去真正的改变
的方式，我过我的生活，
I'm the sort of bloke that likes
to tackle my demons head on.
我的那种家伙，喜欢
对付我的恶魔头。
So, I couldn't think of
a better place to be food free,
所以，我想不出
一个更好的地方食品，
than here in the U.S.,
比在美国，
the home of the hamburger.
家里的汉堡包。
- Have you ever heard
of fasting?
- Yeah.
- 你有没有听说空腹吗？
- 是啊。
Have you ever fasted?
你有没有禁食？
Only when I ain't got
no money to eat, man!
只有当我是不是得了
没钱吃饭，伙计！
It's the only time I fast.
这是我唯一一次快。
I think I sent off for it,
it's ten bucks or something,
我认为我被红牌罚下它，
这是十块钱的东西，
"How to Lose 12 pounds
in Four Days."
“如何减掉12磅
四天。“
It consisted of...
它包括了...
First day you eat nothing
but nine franks.
第一天你吃什么。
但9弗兰克斯。
You drink all the liquid,
or diet soda, but nine hot dogs.
你喝的所有液体，
或低糖汽水，但9个热狗。
- You have nine hot dogs.
- First day.
- 你有9个热狗。
- 第一天。
- I would never be able
to do that.
- I would never fast.
- 我将永远无法做到这一点。
- 我绝不会快。
- Why not?
- I don't have
enough self-control.
- 为什么不呢？
- 我没有足够的自我控制。
I don't like not eating.
It doesn't seem healthy to me.
它似乎并不健康。
Second day, you have a fruit,
第二天，你有一种水果，
apple or a pear, but you have to
have nine apples.
苹果或梨，
但你必须有9个苹果。
I went four years one time
一次，我去4年
eatin' only on Monday,