小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S04E10

Part 2 April 9, 2021, 9:31 a.m.

Next, we're gonna do curls.
就像我的那句名言
'Cause, like I always say,
"弯举做得好泡妞没烦恼"
curls get the girls.
-我的老天啊 -怎么了
- Oh, Lord. - What?
大家就喜欢押韵的标语好吗
People like it when things rhyme.
晕头转向
哪位
Hello?
我能当你的实验助手吗
Can I be your lab assistant?
现在几点
What time is it?
你没有拒绝
That's not a no.
如果我答应你你可以别烦我了吗
If I say yes, will you please stop hounding me?
-当然 -行
- Absolutely. - Fine.
你赢了晚安
You win. Good night.
请满足一下我科学上的好奇心
Just out of scientific curiosity,
我是靠着趁你迷迷糊糊晕头转向时
were you persuaded by the disorienting nature
打来的这通深夜电♥话♥
of this late-night phone call
还是靠着我死缠烂打堆积的精神压力说服了你
or by the cumulative weight of my relentlessness?
后者
That one.
那天晚上我学到了十分宝贵的一课
I learned an important lesson that night.
如果你想要某一个事物
When you want something,
当个死缠烂打的烦人精是获胜的不二法门
relentlessly annoying is your road to victory.
-今天我有何能替你效劳呢 -跟我来
- How may I assist you today? - Follow me.
要看过一遍你的笔记吗
Should I look over your notes?
还是要我检查一下你的运算过程
Would you like me to double-check your math?
看到这些螺丝了吗
See these bolts?
把上面的油脂刷掉
Scrub the grease off.
-这里有几百个螺丝耶 -没错
- But there's hundreds of them. - Yes.
所以才要你来做啊
That's where you come in.
-一定有更能发挥我聪明才智的地方吧 -崽啊
- Surely there's a better use of my intellect. - Son,
我们要搭建一个太阳中微子探测器
we're building a solar neutrino detector.
如果你不想做这工作门就在那里
If you don't want the job, there's the door.
我愿意
No, I want it.
好小伙
Good man.
不过那扇门现在看起来好诱人啊
Although that door does look tempting.
我真的很需要您的帮忙
So, I could really use your help
来让这影片看起来更专业
making it look more professional.
就是加入一点... 你懂吧
Like, adding a little, you know...
我想你要说的词是"魅力"
I think the word you're looking for is "Pizazz."
没错那你愿意帮忙吗
Exactly. So, you'll do it?
你会想到来请我帮忙我很高兴
Well, I'm flattered that you would ask,
可是健身录像嘛...
but exercise videos...
不是我的领域
That's not really what I do.
可是我看过你拍电视广♥告♥啊
But I've seen you on TV.
我浑身上下软硬适中
I'm soft and firm in all the right places.
疯狂床垫
你也拍过舞台剧
You've been in plays.
没事了茉莉
It's all right, Molly.
安妮来了
Annie's here.
别忘了我也当过平面模特
Don't forget my modeling work.
超大墨西哥卷饼之家
但我也是有名声的人
But I have a reputation.
当人们听到吉恩·伦迪这名字
When people hear the name Gene Lundy,
他们会期待有档次
they expect quality.
有表现力
They expect showmanship.
也会期待我能获得酬劳
They expect me to get paid.
我会付你钱啊
Oh, I'm gonna pay you.
那开始合作拍健身录像吧
Let's make an exercise video!
虽然不是我期待中的实验室工作
While not the lab work I hoped to be doing,
但能参与真正实验中的一部分还是很棒的
it did feel good to be part of an actual experiment.
非常微不足道的一部分
A tedious, menial part
连一只猴子都能做的部分
that could be performed by a monkey.
不对是连工程师都能做
Or worse, an engineer.
给
Here you go.
473个无油脂螺丝
473 grease-free bolts.
-太棒啦 -现在呢
- Excellent. - Now what?
不如让我来帮忙你设计
How about I help you design
一个更好的太阳中微子探测器吧
an even better solar neutrino detector?
其实我接下来需要你帮忙的事情是
Actually, what I need you to do is...
把这罐油抹到这些螺丝上
take this grease and put it on these bolts.
但我刚刚才把油给刷掉啊
But I just took the grease off the bolts.
之前那种不对所以让你刷掉
That was the wrong grease.
这种油脂才是正确的抹个愉快
This is the right grease. Have at it.
如果你是故意在刁难我好让我退出
If this is some kind of test to get me to quit,
这招是不会有效的
it's not going to work.
我不知道你本来有什么期待
I don't know what you were expecting,
但这工作本来就很琐碎
but this is a menial job.
抹完之后我还要你去给电阻器分类
After this, I need you to sort a crate of resistors,
再去剥一箱线路完了再扫地
strip a case of wire and then sweep up.
那我退出
Then I quit.
我很喜欢你拍健身录像这点子
Now, I like the idea of an exercise video.
但我不确定举铁是不是最佳的呈现方式
I'm just not sure that weight lifting is the way to go.
哪里不好
Why not?
很没有活力啊你懂吧
It's low-energy. You know?
我们不想拍独角戏
We don't want a one-man show.
是要《星光列车》[音乐剧]
We want Starlight Express.
我不知道那是什么
I don't know what that is.
你会喜欢的是安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯的作品
You'd love it. Andrew Lloyd Webber,
大家溜着旱冰鞋
people on roller skates.
这主意不错溜冰健身
That's a thought. Skater-cise.
你... 你溜冰吗
Do you... do you skate?
不啊
No.
真不巧
Too bad.
你确定我不能举举铁就完事吗
You sure I can't just lift weights?
有氧健美操才是最棒的选择
Aerobics is the way to go.
有音乐又有活力
It's got music. It's got energy.
还有什么呢
It's got what?
-魅力吗 -正解
- Pizazz? - Bingo!
你听我说说
Now, hear me out.
让几个热舞♥女♥孩包围着你
We surround you with a bunch of dancing girls.
不再更进一步
No, even better.
找达拉斯牛仔队的拉拉队员
The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
如果"魅力"就是这个意思哥喜欢
If that's what "pizazz" means, I like it.
当然了想做到位
Of course, to do this right,
我们需要资金
we are gonna need some financing.
你父亲是做什么工作的
What does your father do for a living?
他在本校担任教练
He's a coach here at the school.
没戏了
Oof.
我知道谁有钱
I know somebody who's got money.
你俩想干嘛
What do you two want?
我们想带你发财
What we want is to make you rich.
老天
Oh, God.
-你辞职了是什么意思 -干这个有失我身份
- What do you mean you quit? - It was beneath me.
你得认识到辛苦工作没什么不好的
You need to learn there's nothing wrong with a little hard work.
计算中微子性质精确到百分之一
Hard work is calculating neutrino properties
才叫辛苦工作
to one percent accuracy.
洗螺丝谁都会啊
Anyone can wash bolts.
是你求他给你那份工作的
You begged him for that job.
我以为他会认识到我过人智商的价值
I assumed he'd realize the value of my intellect
好好利用一番
and put it to good use.
等一下
Hang on.
你做出过承诺的
You made a commitment.
自己说过要做的事就得贯彻到底
When you say you're gonna do something, you do it.
他可以找别人
Well, he could find someone else.
那不重要
Doesn't matter.
重点在于你身为男人必须言而有信
This is about you being a man of your word.
我本来想指出我不是男人又怎么言而有信
I wanted to point out that I couldn't be a man of my word,
我都还没步入青春期但看他表情还是算了吧
since I hadn't hit puberty, but he seemed pretty grouchy.
你不是很喜欢
You know how you love
那些理查德·西蒙斯健身录像带吗
those Richard Simmons tapes?
-是啊 -如果我告诉你
- Yeah. - Well, what if I told you
我们手上有下一个爆红家庭健身录像呢
we have the next big thing in home fitness videos.
是什么内容的
Mm. And what kind of thing would that be?