小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S04E04

Part 2 March 1, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

♪ 我是个火箭人 ♪
♪ I'm a rocket man ♪
♪ 火箭人 ♪
♪ Rocket man ♪
♪ 与主在天堂翱翔 ♪
♪ Flying up to heaven with the Lord ♪
♪ 想必那一定是开心又美好的时光吧 ♪
♪ And I think it's gonna be a fun old time. ♪
好啦阿门
All right. Amen.
你能唱《冰冰宝贝》[嘻哈饶舌]吗
Sing "Ice Ice Baby."
不会
Don't know it.
那宝拉·阿巴杜[女歌♥手]的歌♥呢
How about Paula Abdul?
-也不会 -那《少年忍♥者龟》的主题曲呢
- Nope. - Ooh! The Teenage Mutant Ninja theme.
玛丽我是不是听到什么声音了
Mary, what is that I'm hearing?
对哦
Oh! Right.
是奖品铃♥声♥
It's the prize bell!
你猜会有什么奖品
What do you think the prize is?
放我们回家吗
We get to go home?
玩笑的哏是在说回家是一种奖赏吗
Is the joke that leaving would be a reward?
是的
Yes.
这笑话我听懂了
I get that joke.
来这个诗篇100的书签
Now, for a psalm 100 bookmark,
谁能先答出12位门徒的名字就给谁
who can name the 12 apostles?
比利
Billy.
瞌睡虫爱生气万事通
Sleepy, Grumpy, Doc...
那是七个小矮人还有谁
Those are dwarves. Anyone else?
看看这些傻子在抢一个白♥痴♥书签
Look at these suckers trying to compete for a stupid bookmark.
估计他们都不知道诗篇100
They probably don't even know psalm 100.
或者书是什么
Or what a book is.
就讲6个门徒的名字呢
How about six apostles?
6个就行
Just give me six.
3个也可以我先送一个犹大
I'll settle for three, and I'll spot you Judas.
我一点都不喜欢教会我也能答上来全部
I don't even care about church, and I can name them all.
我也可以啊
So can I.
我才不相信你可以
No, you can't.
我当然可以
Yes, I can.
我还能按首字母排列作答呢
I can even do it in alphabetical order.
我能用他们出现在
Well, I can name them in the order they appear
《马太福音》中的顺序作答
in the Book of Matthew.
佩吉你答
Paige, yes.
彼得安得烈西庇太的儿子雅各
Peter, Andrew, James, son of Zebedee,
约翰腓力巴多罗买♥♥
John, Philip, Bartholomew,
多马马太
Thomas, Matthew,
亚勒腓的儿子雅各达太西门犹大
James, son of Alpheus, Thaddeus, Simon and Judas.
而这就是他们在《马太福音》中出场的顺序
And that's the order that they appear in the Book of Matthew.
太棒了
Fantastic!
你赢得了这个诗篇100的书签
You just won yourself a psalm 100 bookmark.
谢谢你我很喜欢这个诗篇
Thank you. I love that psalm.
或许你会觉得赢过诺贝尔物理奖
You would think winning a Nobel Prize in Physics
会使这一刻对我来说无足轻重
would make this moment meaningless to me,
但哪怕过了那么多年此刻仿佛还烧着我屁♥股♥
but all these years later, it still burns my butt.
为什么佩吉会对圣经冷知识这么较劲呢
Why would Paige get competitive over Bible trivia?
她根本不在乎这玩意啊
She doesn't care about that.
或许是因为她想要那个书签
Maybe she just wanted that bookmark.
对啊我也想要这个"耶稣会怎么做"拍卷手环
Yeah. I wanted this "What would Jesus do?" Slap bracelet.
我还是比较喜欢她跟我一起吐槽一切的时候
I liked it better when she and I were making fun of everything.
如果你跟她一起参与或许会觉得更有趣吧
You might have more fun if you participated, too.
我当然会参与
Oh, I'll participate.
-那太好了 -如果佩吉想跟人比圣经冷知识
- Great. - If Paige wants to go head-to-head on Bible trivia,
那她可真是惹错了某无神论知识王
she picked the wrong fact-filled atheist to mess with.
"真好"
Great.
怎么样
Well?
非常"色彩缤纷"啊
It's very... colorful.
不是普通的色彩是爱国的颜色
Not just colorful. Patriotic.
还有一点点恶心
It's also a little gross.
只需要好好清洗一遍就好啦给你看最棒的
It just needs a little shampoo. But check out the best part.
想来试试吗
Want to try it out?
在你父母家门口吗
In front of your parents' house?
这就是最棒的地方了我们能开去任何地方
That's what's so great. We can drive it anywhere.
空旷的田野
Empty field,
废弃的停车场
abandoned parking lot.
随爱所欲
Wherever love takes us.
怎么有个味道
What is that smell?
这小冰箱里之前有只死老鼠
There was a mouse in the mini fridge.
你有听懂我说的吗
Did you hear me?
这里有小冰箱啊
There's a mini fridge!
你真的要让他住在外面吗
You're really making him live out there?
他在那辆恶心的车里才撑不过一晚上呢
He's not gonna last one night in that nasty thing.
你看过那孩子的房♥间吧
Have you seen that boy's room?
犹大从他玛氏生法勒斯和谢拉
Judah was the father of Perez and Zerah by Tamar,
法勒斯生希斯仑
Perez was the father of Hezron,
希斯仑生亚兰
and Hezron was the father of Aram.
他为什么在读《圣经》
Why's he reading the Bible?
为了要在读经班羞辱并打爆佩吉
To humiliate and destroy Paige at Bible camp.
那原因
That.
米希做了什么蠢事吗
Missy doing anything stupid?
没有
No.
三个里有一个还行
One out of three. Not bad. Hey!
你这是想去哪里
Where do you think you're going?
厕所
Bathroom.
不行你不住这里
No, you're not. You don't live here.
-乔治 -你想让他在那货车里造孙子吗
- George. - You want him making grandkids in that van?
你听见你♥爸♥说的了出去
You heard him! Get!
该死
Dang it.
我能借用你的厕所吗
Can I use your bathroom?
你♥爸♥想跟你说话
Your dad wants to talk to you.
喂
Hello.
你也不能用她家的厕所
You can't use her bathroom either.
要命
Dang it.
车♥库♥有个桶哦
There's a bucket in the garage.
我给你带了点吃的
Brought you some food.
别告诉你♥爸♥
Don't tell your father.
谢了
Thanks.
想进来吗
Want to come in?
现在没那么臭了
It smells less disgusting now.
我... 我在外面就好
I'm... really good here.
小乔治
Georgie, um,
这辆货车是挺好的
this is a... nice van,
但你为什么不考虑一下卖♥♥掉它
but why don't you think about selling it
那你就能回家里住了
so you can come back inside?
不这次我绝不能让他赢
No. I'm not letting him win this one.
你知道你不能住在这的
You know you can't live in here.
为什么
Why not?
外面很热啊
It's hot out.
可以摇下窗户
The windows roll down.
你要怎么洗澡
How are you gonna take a shower?
这周末应该会下雨
It's supposed to rain this weekend.
那上厕所怎么解决
What about a bathroom?
看见那个桶了吗
See that bucket?
晚安
Good night.
问我圣灵所结的果子有哪些
Ask me what the fruits of the Spirit are.
你肯定知道答案
I'm sure you know them.
我当然知道啦
Of course I do.
仁爱喜乐和平忍♥耐恩慈
Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness,
良善信实温柔节制
goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.
那为毛还要我问你
Then why do I have to ask?
那我就能提高我的举手技术
So I can improve my hand-raising technique.
行吧纵容你
Fine.
圣灵所结的果子有哪些
What are the fruits of the Spirit?
很好完事了吗
Good. We done?
还没你得点名我回答
No, you have to call on me.
谢尔顿
Sheldon.
仁爱喜乐和平忍♥耐
Love, joy, peace, patience,
恩慈良善信实
kindness, goodness, faithfulness,