小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S04E04

Part 1 March 1, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Previously on Young Sheldon...
你知道他会不会
Do you know if he'll be doing
教用矩阵乘法做八色胶子运算吗
the full color octet calculations?
我不知道
I do not.
那你知道怎么做莱布尼茨积分法则吗
Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign?
不会
No.
那你知道什么吗
Do you know anything?
有人知道重子会怎么样吗
Anyone know what happens to baryons?
佩吉你说
Yes, Paige.
我们可以从个别夸克层级
We can ignore the particle masses
-忽略它的粒子质量 -正确
- at the individual quark level. - Correct.
一个特殊的孩子可能需要耗费很多注意力
A unique child can require a lot of attention.
应该是全部的注意力
Try all the attention.
我觉得我父母要离婚了
Well, I think my parents are getting a divorce.
-为什么 -他们总是吵架
- Why? - They fight all the time.
-吵什么 -大多跟我有关
- About what? - Mostly me.
-那我挺幸运吧 -为什么
- I guess I'm lucky. - Why?
我是维持我家紧密关系的胶水
I'm the glue that holds our family together.
-你好啊谢尔顿 -你的头发怎么弄成这样了
- Hi, Sheldon. - What did you do to your hair?
是因为你父母离婚了吗
Is this because your parents got divorced?
你那么聪明为什么要变成这样
You're so smart. Why are you acting like this?
我妈妈出去约会
My mom is going on dates,
我爸爸表现得像个小孩
and my dad is acting like a child.
只是我很难去在乎了
It's just hard to care.
你要我给你倒一杯热饮吗
Can I offer you a hot beverage?
这世上的孩子们都会为暑假感到激动
Children everywhere are excited by summer vacation,
我也不例外
and I was no exception.
因为我不用去我姐姐要去的假期读经班
Because instead of vacation Bible school with my sister,
我要去本地图书馆
I was headed to the local library
享受为期一周充满邮界欢乐的活动
for a fun-filled week of postal delights
也就是人称邮票夏令营的地方
otherwise known as stamp camp.
1989年的时候他们发行了恐龙邮票
In 1989, they released dinosaur stamps.
-谁在乎啊 -别这样
- No one cares. - Come on, now.
他很期待这件事得到了我赞同的一"票"
He's excited. And that gets my stamp of approval.
这个哏我学起来了
I'm using that.
绝对会在邮票夏令营技惊四座
It's going to kill at stamp camp.
抱歉夏令营取消了
Oh, sorry. It was canceled.
什么为什么
What? Why?
没有吸引到足够的兴趣
Not enough interest.
对邮票的兴趣吗
Not enough interest in stamps?
根据《读者文摘》上面所写集邮这项兴趣
It's the fastest-growing hobby in people 70 and over
在70岁以上人群可是高速增长
according to Reader's Digest.
我很遗憾小宝贝
Sorry, sweetie.
那我现在该干什么
Well, what am I supposed to do now?
笑死你现在也得去读经班了
Ha! You have to go to Bible camp.
别这样嘛谢利好歹是太空主题的啊
Come on, Shelly. It's a space theme.
不是挺有趣的吗
Isn't that fun?
耶稣曾是位木匠不是宇航员
Jesus was a carpenter, not an astronaut.
或许火箭是他造的
Maybe he built the rocket.
那他拿什么来当燃料
What would he use for fuel?
甜甜圈球耶
Ooh, doughnut holes.
可以让我就坐在车上等吗
Can I please wait in the car?
不我想你来参加
No. I want you to be here.
我没事的你后座窗户留个缝让我呼吸就行
I'll be fine. You can crack the back window.
你好啊谢尔顿
Hi, Sheldon.
-佩吉你怎么来了 -我妈♥逼♥我来的
- Paige. What are you doing here? - My mom made me.
你看她也不是自愿来这里的啊
See? She doesn't want to be here either.
我去跟你妈妈打个招呼
I'm gonna go say hi to your mom.
你妈妈为什么逼你来
Why did your mom make you?
处罚我我被她抓到偷抽烟
Punishment. I got caught with cigarettes.
你为什么会想抽烟啊
Why would you want to smoke?
想看起来年纪比较大
To look older.
我姥姥就抽烟看来你这招能行
My meemaw smokes. I guess it works.
那你为什么在这里
So, why are you here?
你现在信这些玩意了吗
Do you believe in this stuff now?
不信本来要去的集邮夏令营取消了
No. Stamp camp got canceled.
更加证明了上帝并不存在
Further proof there is no God.
我下手了我买♥♥了台车
I did it. I bought a car.
真的吗你买♥♥了那台野马吗
Really? You got the Mustang?
以前一直是这个打算
I was fixing to,
但我后来注意到了另外一个宝贝
but then something else caught my eye.
你做了什么蠢事
You did something dumb.
听我说它只要再整理装♥修♥一下
Now, it needs a little bit of work,
一旦我都弄好了
but once I'm done,
-绝对会很赞 -不行
- it's gonna be amazing. - No.
你什么意思
What do you mean?
这辆车里程数低
It's got low mileage,
音响也正点
great stereo.
你看看这个
Check this out.
看看多宽敞啊
Look at all the room.
想都别想
Hell no.
为什么
Why?
这哪是车啊这就是个移♥动♥炮房♥
This isn't a car. It's a motel room on wheels.
你觉得我就这么点出息吗
Is that how little you think of me?
没错甚至觉得你更没出息
Yes. Maybe less.
小乔治你妈妈在教堂工作
George, your mother works for the church.
这能看吗
This doesn't look good.
是吗我觉得看起来挺不错啊
I don't know, looks pretty good to me.
-求你了你就听话吧 -别这样嘛
- Please, listen to me. - Come on.
当我载谢尔顿去大学上课他还可以睡在后面呢
If I drive Sheldon to college, he can sleep back there.
所以当你首次看到那沙发
So, you saw that couch,
你脑海中第一个想法是
and the first thought you had was,
"我弟弟可以睡在那上面"吗
"My brother can sleep on that"?
不是我的第一个想法啦
Not my first thought.
这个甘草糖好难吃啊
This licorice tastes terrible.
那是塑料
It's plastic.
我们是用它来编一个挂带
You use it to weave a lanyard.
不是是甘草糖
No, it's licorice.
你妈妈准许你擦口红吗
Your mother lets you wear lipstick?
-当然不啦 -有意思
- Of course not. - Interesting.
她知道你过着这样的双面生活吗
Does she know you're leading a double life?
别像个小孩子一样好吗
Grow up.
你为什么要反抗父母权威呢
Why do you think you're rebelling against parental authority?
这不明摆着吗
Isn't it obvious?
我正处于教科书般的父母离婚后叛逆期
I'm having a textbook reaction to their divorce.
什么教科书啊你从图书馆借到的吗
What textbook? Did you get it from the library?
大家好啊宇经员
Hello, Biblenauts!
都围过来
Gather round.
谁准备好在心中为耶稣腾出空间[太空]啦
Now, who's ready to find space for Jesus in our hearts?
我听不到你们的回答
I can't hear you!
或许是因为太空中是真空状态的
Perhaps that's because space is a vacuum
声波无法在那里传播
where sound doesn't travel.
好吐槽
Nicely done.
这里的叛逆青年可不止你一个
You're not the only rebel around here.
他不是要去集邮夏令营吗
I thought he had stamp camp.
去把车退了买♥♥辆别的车吧
Just go get your money back and buy a different car.
我不要
No.
小乔治我不是在跟你开玩笑
Georgie, I'm not playing around.
我也不是啊我自己花钱买♥♥的车
Neither am I. I bought it with my own money,
你没有话语权
and you don't get a say.
只要你还住在我的屋檐下
As long as you live under my roof,
我多得是话语权
I get plenty of say.
行那我搬走
Fine. I'll move out.
你能搬到哪里去
And where you gonna go?
我就去住我车上
I'll live in the van.
你知道吗
You know what?
就你这样住到货车里
It was only a matter of time
过货车人生也只是早晚的事你搬吧
before you lived in a van. Have at it.
史酷比[卡♥通♥]也住货车里
Scooby-Doo lived in a van,
他还不是好得很
and he turned out fine.