小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S04E07

Part 1 March 1, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪
♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Previously on Young Sheldon...
哪个领结既能代表我已经足够成熟来读大学
Which bow tie says "mature enough "to be in college,
但是又足够幽默可以讨论
but whimsical enough to discuss which came first,
希格斯场还是希格斯玻色子先出现
the Higgs field or the photon"?
它们都代表怪小孩只能一个人吃饭
They both say weird kid who eats alone.
你好斯特吉斯博士我是玛丽·库珀
Hello, Dr. Sturgis. This is Mary Cooper.
你知道德州的沃克西哈奇那边
Did you know there's a, uh, supercollider being built
-要盖一座超级对撞机吗 -不知道
- in Waxahachie, Texas? - No.
我接受了去那里工作
I've taken a job there.
等等所以谢尔顿去上学时
Hold on. You're not gonna be around
你不会在吗
when Sheldon starts college?
这是个很棒的问题
That's a great question.
不会在
No.
既然明天大家都要重新开学了我们结束前
Since everyone is going back to school tomorrow, let's finish up
-用一个开学祈祷来收尾吧 -怎么了
- with a back-to-school prayer. What?
这个祈祷是只适合中学生
Does this prayer just apply to middle school,
还是大学范畴的学习也适用呢
or is it appropriate for the college-bound?
任何学生都可
It's for everyone.
但还是感谢您再次提醒大家
But thank you once again for reminding us
你要去上大学了
you're starting college.
小事情你贵人多忘事也很正常
Oh, I don't mind. You've got a lot on your plate.
你跟着祈祷吧
Just pray.
亲爱的天父在我们即将重新返回学校之际
Dear Heavenly Father, as we return to school,
我们望向您...
we look to your eternal...
比利是祈祷不是宣誓
Billy, it's not the pledge.
我们很明显不能指望得到配合...
It is clear that we cannot expect the cooperation...
我通常不喜欢胡须但斯波克先生蓄得真好看
Normally I don't like facial hair, but Spock makes it work.
-您好 -谢尔顿
- Hello? - Sheldon,
我是林克莱特博士
it's Dr. Linkletter.
我正在看《星际旅行:初代》
I'm watching Star Trek: The Original Series.
抱歉我很久没看卡♥通♥了
I'm sorry, I'm not up on my cartoons.
不是卡♥通♥ 是真人科幻剧集
It's not a cartoon. It's a live-action science fiction show.
不过的确是有另外一部《星际旅行:动画系列》
Although there is one called Star Trek: The Animated Series.
我相信你
I believe you.
我打来是想跟你妈妈说几句
I was wondering if I can speak with your mommy.
好的稍等
Sure. Hold on.
妈林克莱特博士打来了
Mom, Dr. Linkletter's on the phone.
我们等她接电♥话♥的同时分享个有趣小知识
While we wait, here's a fun fact.
在动画系列中
In the animated series,
库库尔坎是由詹姆斯·杜汉所配音的
Kukulkan was played by James Doohan.
-您好 -詹姆斯·杜汉在《星际旅行:初代》中
- Hello? - James Doohan played Scotty
扮演了斯科提这个角色
on Star Trek: The Original Series.
谢尔顿我接到了
Sheldon, I've got it.
他试着为角色搭配过多种口音最后决定用爱尔兰腔
He tried several accents before settling on Scottish.
-谢尔顿你可以挂了 -好
- Sheldon, hang up. - Okay.
因为他觉得爱尔兰人都是很棒的工程师再见
He felt the Scots were excellent engineers. Bye.
林克莱特博士请问有什么事吗
Dr. Linkletter, what can I do for you?
你好库珀太太我只是想告诉你
Hello, Mrs. Cooper. I just wanted to let you know,
虽然斯特吉斯博士不在了但是以后
with Dr. Sturgis away, I'll be available
我也会帮忙照看谢尔顿
should Sheldon need anything.
这真是让我放下心中的大石太谢谢你了
Oh, that is very comforting to know. Thank you so much.
他好不好对我十分重要
His well-being is important to me,
这可是我的老板亲自下达的命令
as was made abundantly clear by my boss.
好吧我们还是非常谢谢您
Okay, well, we are truly grateful.
我对照顾小孩的经验不算太多想请问一下
Now, I'm not terribly experienced around children.
如果他想上厕所
If he needs to use the restroom,
我不需要陪他进去吧
I don't have to go in with him, do I?
主啊感谢您提供我们如此丰盛的食物
Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive,
也感谢料理这些食物的人
and bless the hands that prepared it.
还有明天要开学了
And with school starting tomorrow,
请多多保佑我们的孩子
please watch over our children.
杰夫牧师已经祈祷过这部分了
Pastor Jeff already covered this.
-他做过了吗 -对啊我们明天没问题了阿门
- He did? - Yeah, we're good. Amen.
阿门
Amen.
我明天能开你的车去上学吗
Can I take your truck tomorrow?
你明天是坐我的车上学
Well, I think you're riding with me.
抱歉我要载米希去上学
Sorry, I'm taking Missy to school,
而姥姥负责带谢尔顿去上学
and Meemaw's taking Sheldon.
-那能让我负责开吗 -行
- Well, can I at least drive? - Sure.
而你躲在后面货斗的防水布下
While you hide in the back under a tarp?
以后别再帮他祈祷了给另外两个多祈祷些
Stop praying for him and focus on the other two.
谢尔顿好消息
Sheldon, good news.
林克莱特博士打来是要说
Dr. Linkletter was calling to say
你上学的时候如果有任何需要
that while you're at school, if you need anything,
你都可以去找他
you can go to him.
都要上大学了还需要有个保姆
Starting college and you need a babysitter.
真是好笑
That's funny.
我才不需要保姆照看呢
I don't need a babysitter.
林克莱特博士只是在万一有情况时帮忙
Dr. Linkletter is just around in case there's a problem.
比如他需要换尿布的时候吗
Like if he needs a new diaper?
够了我们能安安心心吃饭吗
Enough. Can we please have a nice dinner?
本来可以啊是你坚持要一家人一起吃饭
We could. But you're the one who wants to eat as a family.
别帮他们任何一个祷告
Don't pray for any of 'em.
-林克莱特博士 -谢尔顿
- Dr. Linkletter. - Sheldon.
这么早就见到你真是很高兴啊
How wonderfully early it is to see you.
如果你来是想吃点小零食
If you've come by for a snack,
我给你买♥♥了一些鱼形状的饼干
I picked you up some crackers shaped like fish.
我来只是想说
I just wanted to let you know
我不需要你来当我的保姆
that I don't need you to babysit me.
我完全可以自力更生
I'm perfectly self-reliant.
太好了我也不太会跟小孩相处
Excellent. I'm not very comfortable around children,
哪怕是你这种高度成熟的孩子
even with your level of maturity.
你多大啊 6岁还是7岁
How old are you? Six? Seven?
11岁
Eleven.
原来如此
I see.
幸好我还留着这个
Then it's good I kept the receipt for this
熊形状吹泡泡瓶的收据
bottle of bubbles shaped like a bear.
我该走了
I should get going.
我的哲学课再几分钟后就要上课了
My philosophy class starts in a few minutes.
好的好多伟大的思想家苏格拉底柏拉图
Ah, yes, the great thinkers. Socrates, Plato.
说到柏拉"图" 我还买♥♥了好玩黏"土"
Speaking of which, I got you some Play-Doh.
我估计你不会想我陪你进去吧
I figure you don't want me to walk you in?
这些年我没白教你
I've trained you well.
该带的东西都准备好了吗带午餐钱了吗
Do you have everything you need? Lunch money?
-有的 -置物柜密♥码♥呢
- Yep. - Locker combination?
在这里
Right here.
-为什么写在那里 -写在手上可就太小学生了
- Why is it there? - Writing on my hand is so fifth grade.
你说得对
Of course.
好了我要进去啦
Okay, I'm gonna go in.
我估计你也不会想要个抱抱吧
I assume you don't want a hug?
速抱速决
Make it quick.
-够长了 -好
- That's enough. - Okay.
-祝我好运 -祝你一切顺利
- Wish me luck. - Good luck.
-你好啊 -你好啊布兰达
- Hey. - Hey, Brenda.
她不想你送她进去吗
She didn't want you to walk her in?
-是啊 -比利呢
- No. - How about Billy?
我送他进去了
Oh, I walked him in.
还找到了他的教室[家房♥间]
Found his homeroom.
还得跟他解释家教室与
Explained that "homeroom" is different
他在家里的房♥间是不一样的
than his room at home.
无法确定他听没听懂
Still not sure he gets it.
-很难受的一天啊 -是的
- Tough day. - Yeah.
你想一起去喝杯咖啡吗
You want to get some coffee?
我本来是想去喝伏特加不过咖啡也行
I was thinking vodka, but coffee will do.
我一直都把自己视为一名知识收集者
I've always considered myself a collector of knowledge.