情牵你我她（2016）

You Me Her S01E08

Part 1 Aug. 1, 2020, 4:59 p.m.

汉密尔顿学院
致力培养
卓越人才
荣誉
正直
三人行前情提要
Previously on "You Me Her"...
- 魏因斯托克院长 -能说句话吗?
- Dean Weinstock. - Might I have a word?
魏因斯托克要从院长的位置上退下来
Weinstock is retiring as dean
他推荐了我做为他的续任者
and he's recommending me as his replacement.
我们有个他妈的洛莉问题要解决
We have a serious fucking Lori problem.
洛莉刚刚成为了
Lori has just accepted a seat
久负盛名的汉密尔顿学院校友董事会的一员
on the prestigious Hamilton School Alumni Board.
三天可以拍多少马屁呢
How much ass-kissing can you squeeze into three days,
塔卡斯基副院长?
Assistant Dean Trakarsky?
我没日没夜的工作
I've been working crazy hours
为了这个大标...一个全新的高级剧院
on this huge pitch for a... A fancy new theater
位于杰克工作的汉密尔顿学院
at The Hamilton School where Jack works.
我以为我们可以翘班
I thought we could play hooky.
我们有工作要做
We have jobs to go to.
你是什么人?
What are you?
我只是他们的炮♥友♥?
I'm just their booty call?
她...她要怎么能真正的融入我们的工作
H... how does she realistically fit into our work,
职业生活中呢?
our jobs, our lives?
为什么我们不能直接放弃?
Why aren't we just walking away from this?
妈?
- Mom?
-什么鬼? -你听见了吗?
- What was that? -Did you hear that?
抱歉我好像不小心按到了你的号♥码
Sorry. Think I must have butt-dialed you.
甜心我...我不知道你以为你听到了什么...
Sweetheart, I... I don't know what you think you heard...
你是指依奇其实不是你的侄女的部分吗
You mean the part about Izzy not being your niece,
还是你们付钱给她
or the part about you guys paying her
然后享受变♥态♥的3P的部分?
to have pervy, three-way sex with you?
我们有谈判要做了不是吗?
We got some negotiating to do, don't we?
不要啊
No.
耶哦
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- - 不不不
- - No, no, no.
嘘呼吸你必须要呼吸
Shh. Breathe. You got to breathe.
- 这一切都不是真的 - 是真的
- This is not happening. - It is happening.
- 是真的 - 请告诉我不是
- It is happening. - Please tell me it's not.
而且你必须要呼吸
And you got to breathe through it.
吸气呼气
Breathe in and out.
- 不呼吸 - 我在呼吸这简直太糟糕了
- No. Breathe. - I'm breathing. This is horrible.
-这简直太糟糕了 -你没有你在说话
-This is horrible. -You're not. You're talking.
你必须要呼吸然后振作起来
You got to breathe through it and get yourself together.
-振作杰克停 -嗨同志们
-Get yourself together, Jack. Stop. -Hey, you guys.
嗨嗨嗨嗨
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- 怎么了? -你们可能没注意到
- Yes? - You might not know this,
但我可是一个心有大志的年轻女性
but I am a very ambitious young woman.
除了学生主席
In addition to class president,
我认为我还应该成为足球队的队长
I think I should also be captain of the soccer team.
或许我们可以想出比如
Maybe we can come up with, like,
嗯更加实际一点的办法你懂吗?
um, a more realistic arrangement, you know?
比如鞋啊
Something like shoes.
- 真的吗? - 女人都爱鞋子
- Really? - Woman love shoes.
哇歧视女性到这种地步?
Wow, misogynistic much?
但我并不讨厌这个提议
But I don't hate the idea.
或许我们还应该弄个每月一鞋之类的
Maybe we'll do a shoe of the month thing, too.
- 在我忘记之前日你妹爱娃! - 哦
- Before I forget, fuck you, Ava! - Oh.
- 知道了 - 亲爱的亲爱的
- Noted. - Honey, honey, honey, honey.
不不不这没有 ...并没有帮助
No, no, no, that's not... that's not helping.
让我们你懂得 ...好吧让我们快速回顾一下
Let's, you know... okay, let's take a quick recap.
那个队长的事情会很难老实讲
The presidency thing is gonna be hard, to be honest.
- 因为大家都不喜欢你 - 没有人喜欢你
- Because people don't like you. - No one likes you.
上帝啊你的名字可是叫爱娃
Your name is Ava for Christ's sake.
名字就透漏出了你的优越情结
It absolutely screams superiority complex!
- 真的吗? - 真的
- Really? - Yeah, really.
- 亲爱的 - 天呐
- Honey. - Oh, my God.
这么讲也不太公平亲爱的
That's not fair, honey.
哦
Oh.
我认为我们有点过分了...
I think we overstepped our...
哦天呐别别别
Oh, God. No. No, no, no, no, no.
别你有朋友你有朋友
No, you have friends. You have friends.
- 爱娃多么好听的名字抱歉 - 我应该明白的
- Ava, it's such a pretty name. I'm sorry. - I should know better.
那么讲太不合适了
That was really inappropriate.
- 哦妈的
- Oh, man.
我开玩笑的!
I'm kidding!
哦!哦!
Oh! Oh!
每个人都知道院长根本就不鸟投票
Everybody knows the dean throws away the ballots
直接指定学生主席
and picks the class president.
我们可是青少年
We're teenagers.
谁能保证自动售货机有啤酒卖♥♥还有指定吸烟区
We'll vote for whoever promises beer in the vending machines
我们就会投票给谁
and designated pot smoking areas.
好吧让我们假设来讲
Okay, let's say hypothetically
我可以给你主席的位置?
I could deliver the presidency?
哇哇哇你在逗我吗?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you kidding me?
这要什么时候才是个完? 接下来你知道的
Where is this gonna end? Next thing you know,
你要做她的作业
you'll be doing her homework.
-亲 -天呐你的想法超级赞!
- Honey. - Oh, my God. You have the best ideas!
-好吧你知道吗? -哦天呐亲!
- Okay. You know what? - Oh, my God, honey!
- 哇! 哇! - 别别
- Whoa! Whoa! - No, no.
别别别别退后退后
No, no, no, no. Stay back, stay back.
现在可不需要这个!
That is not the answer right now!
把那个放...放下!
Put that do... Put it down!
-你还好吗? -我没事
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
好的我们需要把重点放在解决方案上
Okay, what we need is to focus on solutions.
- 主席 - 实现它
- Presidency. - Work it out.
好的足球队的事情会很难
Okay. The soccer thing's gonna be difficult.
老实讲你会踢球吗?
I'll be honest. Can you even kick?
我是个中等学生
I am an A/B student,
我需要这些课外活动申请伯克利大学
and I need the extracurrics to get into Berkeley.
哦我要走啦
Oh, I got to scoot.
我们成交...
We got a deal...
塔卡斯基院长?
Dean Trakarsky?
别答应别答应
Don't do it. Don't do it.
杰克杰克别答应
Jack. Jack, do not do it.
别答应这是个错误
Do not do it. This is a mistake.
别...别同意别同意
Do not... don't do it. Don't do it.
耶棒极了
Yeah. Great.
-我已经等不及了 -耶我也是
- Can't wait. - Yep, me too.
不管怎么说再见怪胎们
Anyway, bye-bye, super freaks.
你是认真的吗?
Are you serious?
嗨塔卡斯基先生
Hi, Mr. Trakarsky.
嗨孩子们
Hi, girls.
他们在这!
There they are!
他怎么在这
And now he's here.
啊魏因斯托克院长感谢你的支持
Uh, Dean Weinstock, thank you so much for you support.
我...我...我超级紧张的
I... I... I was so nervous.
哦没看出来你很棒
Well, it didn't show. You were fantastic.
你应该感到骄傲塔卡斯基
You should be proud, Trakarsky.
- 我是很骄傲一直都是 - 完全没有灰头土脸奇奇怪怪
- I am super proud, always. - As opposed to ashen and weird.
没恩耶你懂得我正在经历一些...
No, um, yeah. You know, I've been going through...
我的胃不舒服
There's a lot happening right now with my stomach.
你懂的...
I've, you know...
你知道的我总和你说的我长了个东西
You know, I'm always tellin' you, I have that thing.
- 是是 - 这就是原因长在这里
- Yeah. Yeah. - And that's why. In, like, here.
是是我长了个...
Yeah. Yeah, I got a...
艾玛我们希望你能够做出点特别的
Emma, we want you to do something special
与众不同的东西
and distinctive.
真的吗? 你认真的吗?
Really? Are you serious?
- 这... 这真是太棒了! 谢谢你 - 哇
- That... that's amazing! Thank you. - Wow.
要等到校友董事会批准才会正式确认但是...
It won't be official until the Alumni Board approves it, but...
什么...
Wha...
- 对... 对不起? -校友董事会?
- sor... sorry? - The Alumni Board?
- 是的校友董事会 - 我们的... 我们的校友董事会?