善地

The Good Place S04E13

Part 4 Feb. 23, 2020, 9:02 a.m.

Congrats, babe.
谢了你看什么呢
Thanks. What are you reading?
-《达芬奇密♥码♥》 -不是吧
- "The Da Vinci Code." - Really?
我读了几辈子晦涩难懂的著作
Yeah, after a thousand lifetimes of reading the most difficult writings in the world,
我培养了新兴趣
I've acquired a new passion.
看没价值的书
Garbage books.
你觉得我能当符号♥学家吗这是个正经职业吗
Do you think I would've been a good symbologist, if that were a real job?
必须啊你这么帅
Yes, I do. Ya very cute.
走吧要去赴宴了
Come on. We gotta go to dinner.
真没想到她这么会做饭
I cannot believe she learned to cook this well.
我生前初识塔哈妮时
When I first met Tahani on Earth,
她正想把珠宝硬塞进零食贩卖♥♥机
she was trying to shove jewelry into a vending machine.
如果她成为设计师了
Okay, well, if she is an architect,
她将我的点子化为现实
then she should design my idea.
晒黑箱配上卡拉OK功能
A karaoke room that's also a tanning bed.
你唱得越投入
Yes, and, like, the harder you commit to the song,
美黑效果越强烈
like, the tanner you get?
我得说我很高兴通过天堂考核
I gotta say, I am so glad that going through the system
你们俩性格没全变
did not totally change you two ding-dongs.
-甜点一定要吃提拉米苏 -天呐
- For dessert, we have to get the tiramisu. - Man.
奇迪·阿纳贡耶克服选择障碍了
Chidi Anagonye just casually making choices.
活久见系列啊
I never thought I'd live to see it.
确实没活着见到
I mean, I guess I didn't.
没错因为我们都死了
That's right! 'Cause we're all dead!
-聚会很开心 -是啊
- That was so fun. - Yeah.
跟他们小聚总是很开心
Yeah, it's always fun to see them.
每次都很有意思
Every time we do it, it's fun.
我那天和我妈去咖啡馆了她向你问好
I had coffee with my mom the other day, and she says hi,
但她还终于学会怎么念你♥妈♥的♥名字了
but she also finally learned how to pronounce your mom's name.
这点不错
Which is good.
是啊上次见面时他们调侃过
Yeah, yeah, they were joking about that last time we saw them.
-记得吗 -对想起来了
- Remember? - Right. Yeah.
莎士比亚通过"最后那扇门"了
Shakespeare went through the door.
-是吗 -是
- Really? - Yeah.
-全城热议 -这样也许最好了
- Everyone's talking about it. - It's probably for the best.
他最后四千部戏剧不如生前作品
His last 4,000 plays were not nearly as good as the ones he wrote on Earth.
你看了《暴风雨之再次惊爆》吗
I mean, did you see "The Tempest 2: Here We Blow Again?"
大失水准
Woof.
-我们回家吧我累了 -好
- You mind if we go home? I'm tired. - Sure.
-好 -好
- All right. - Okay.
我去准备睡觉了
I'm gonna get ready for bed.
好我出去溜达一圈
Cool. I'm gonna take a little stroll.
-马上就来 -好
- I'll see you in a bit. - Okay.
老哥
Dude.
你来得正好这句歌♥词怎么样
Perfect. Are these good lyrics?
♪迷幻星尘与月光香蕉♪
♪ The psychedelic stardust and moonbeam banana ♪
别唱了好难听出问题了
No, stop, that's terrible, and we got a problem.
奇迪好像打算离去
I think Chidi's gonna leave.
真的吗
Really?
他说是时候了吗
Did he say he was ready?
他没这么说但感觉他快了
He didn't say exactly that, but he's getting close.
我能看出来
I can tell.
我得使点招数挽留他
I need to do something to shake things up, you know?
重燃激♥情♥
Light a spark.
珍妮特
Janet?
你好
Hi there.
奇迪好像准备好通过"最后那扇门"了
I think Chidi's almost ready to walk through the door,
我得留住他
and I need to keep him here, so--
你能变一个床形超大荧光笔
can you make me a bed shaped like a giant highlighter
一个性感撩人又能吃的优秀毕业生长袍吗
and, like, a sexy edible valedictorian robe?
不这时候精神满足更有效果
No, I think this calls for something spiritual.
但如果我弄好了我男人会爽到飞起
Okay, but if I do this right, my man's gonna be talking to God.
懂我意思吧你是什么意思
You know what I mean? Wait, what do you mean?
别见怪埃莉诺
Forgive me, Eleanor,
但如果奇迪准备好离开了那就该由他去
but if Chidi's ready to go, it's time for him to go.
但他目前还没这么说
He didn't say that yet though.
目前有些模棱两可
We're in classic Chidi grey area.
你得让他重新意识到这里多美好
You need to remind him of what's great about this place.
记得我们第一个月在这里时他带我们去的地方吗
Remember where he took us, like, the first month when we were all together?
这个点子真棒
Great idea. Yes.
-珍妮特设置场景 -好
- Janet, set the scene. - Okay.
-还原成原始面貌吗 -不
- Would you like it restored to its original glory? - No.
他第一次去时还是个大学生
The first time he went, he was in college.
还原成他第一眼爱上的那个样子
Have it look and feel exactly like it was that day when he fell in love with it.
再把可以吃的长袍带上
Also, pack me the edible robe.
加上这招杀手锏就成了
That might seal the deal.
收到设置好了
Okay. You're all set.
有个主意
Guess what?
一场说走就走的旅行
Surprise trip. Come on.
这时候来场旅行吗
Surprise trip? Now?
专属于我们的甜蜜之旅
Yeah. Special fun trip, just us two.
走吧
Let's go.
我能把睡衣换掉吗
Can I change out of my pajamas first?
神奇门会帮你换行头走吧
Let the door do it! Come on!
-快走快走 -好好
- Come on, come on, come on. - Okay, okay, okay.
天埃莉诺
Man, Eleanor.
很棒吧
Right?
我们好久没来了
We haven't been here in so long.
雅典
Athens.
这个城市美不胜收令人叹为观止
Man, this city, it takes my breath away every time.
开讲吧
Talk it out, bud.
来给我讲解一下这个地方吧
Tell me everything you know about this place--
因为坦白说
because, full disclosure,
你第一次讲解我没用心听
I didn't really listen the first time you told me.
那是卫城
Well, I mean, that's the Acropolis.
这里是普尼克斯山
And this is the Pnyx.
成千上万雅典人会聚集此地
Thousands of Athenians would gather here
倾听人们探讨该城市及其法律
and listen to people discuss their city and its laws
就在那个演讲台上
from that stage right there.
这里就是民♥主♥政♥治♥的发源地
This is literally where democracy started.
妙哉但你也知道
Well, that's fine and dandy, but as you may know,
我是个满腹哲学的妹子
I'm kind of a philosophy gal.
大人物们一般都在哪呢
Where were the big brains hanging out?
苏格拉底亚里士多德柏拉图提奥奇尼斯
Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Diogenes,
皆为古希腊哲学家
都会在古希腊广场聚众讲学
they all gathered right here in the agora.
就像是哲学家版"复仇者联盟"
It was like the Avengers, but for super thinkers.
你把我带来这里的啊
Come on. You brought me here.
你知道我肯定会兴奋地讲解
You knew what was gonna happen.
不是你开心我也开心
No, I love that you're so happy.
问你一件事
Hey, let me ask you something.
我每次都把古希腊人想象得很性感很奇葩吗
Is it weird that when I picture ancient Greeks, i make them really hot?
对我来说
Like, to me,
亚里士多德就是约翰·斯塔摩斯留胡子的模样
Aristotle is basically John Stamos with a beard.
美国老派男演员
他在我眼中也是这个形象
Honestly, that's kind of how I picture him too.
真好想法一致
Good, same page.
这叫什么来着 "麻瓜面包"
What's this called again? Koulouvi?
麻花面包我以前在这里就靠吃这个活了
Koulouri, and I lived on these when I was here.
鲜肉版奇迪·阿纳贡耶来这里很有画面感啊
I like to picture young Chidi Anagonye here,
看书搞研究
reading, nerding out,
吃着麻花面包
treating himself to a koulouri,
对亚里士多德的德性伦理学有着高深见解
if he had an astute insight into Aristotelian virtue ethics.
你描述得非常准确
That... is accurate.
这真是我二十岁的样子
That is an accurate picture of 20-year-old me.
这次旅行太有意义了
This was so special.
谢谢你
Thank you.
是不是该回家了
Should we head home?
不行因为
Nope, because...
旅程还没结束
we're not done yet.
还有更多目的地
There's more special trip.
-珍妮特 -你好