伦敦女孩（2012）

Why?!
为什么
Why would he fancy her and not me?
为什么他喜欢的是她而不是我
I just don't know, Amber. I do.
我也不知道 Amber - 我知道
Come on! Stop acting so pathetic!
拜托 别这么可怜兮兮的
You wanted to dump him, remember?
当时你还想甩了他呢 记得吗
That was in another lifetime!
那都多少年之前的事了
It was two weeks ago.
就两星期之前好吧
Haven't you heard of feminism?
你没听说过女权主义么
Yeah, course I have.
当然听说过
So what is it, then?
那你说说是啥
It's in the olden days.
是在古时候
Is it something to do with Ginger Spice?
和姜啊辣椒什么的有关么
Did you see that?! On her bag?
你看到没 她包包上的
She's got a teddy key ring just like the one Brandon gave me!
那个泰迪熊钥匙环 和Brandon送我的一模一样
Oh, my God.
我的天
What the fuck have you kept that for anyways?
你为啥还要留着那种东西
It's got my keys on it.
我钥匙在上面啊
He must have a supply!
他肯定有很多备份
Forget Brandon.
别管Brandon了
Do you think he IS 100% definitely going out with Charlie?
你认为他真的在和Charlie处对象么
He was dry-humping her in the school library.
他俩曾经在图书馆隔着衣服亲热过
I think we can safely say they're going out with each other.
就凭这个 我肯定他俩现在是一对
Why is she in there?
她在里面干嘛啊
It don't make sense!
没道理啊
The worse he treats me, the more I love him!
他伤我越深 我爱他越深
Why don't we call today End Of Brandon Day
要不今天我们就定为告别Brandon日
,and then you'll get closure?
这样你也有个了结
She's not going to know what closure is, is she?!
她不明白什么叫了结吧
I do!
我知道
It's the opposite of open, y'know?
就是开始的反义词 对吧
OK.
好吧
We need to have a party.
我们得举♥行♥个派对
Like, hold a special ceremony to say goodbye to Brandon.
主题就叫做“告别Brandon特殊庆祝会”
With drink?
有酒的那种嘛
I don't want to say goodbye to Brandon.
我不想和Brandon说再见
Imagine Brandon's a big box of biscuits
你就把Brandon想象成一盒饼干
that you've stuffed your face with,
你一头栽了进去 大快朵颐
but now you're full up
现在已经吃饱了
and you want to put the lid on before you eat any more.
所以在继续吃之前你得歇会儿 把盖子盖上
So this party will help you put the lid on Brandon.
这个派对就是你给Brandon盖上盖子的好机会
But will there be drink?
派对上会有喝的么
I think... if Brandon was a biscuit, he'd be a milk chocolate hobnob.
我觉得..如果Brandon是饼干的话 他肯定是奶油巧克力味的
Cos I'm not coming if there ain't no drink.
要是没酒的话 我可不去啊
You're coming to the End Of Brandon party, aren't you, Saz?
你会来告别Brandon的派对吧 Saz
What's up?
怎么了
The glitter from those stupid fucking pompoms getting in my eyes.
拉拉队球球上面该死的亮片进我眼睛里了
Wait for us to get changed! I've got money for chips!
等我们换好衣服啊 我请你们吃薯条
I'm not in the mood.
没那心情
Not in the mood for chips?
没心情吃薯条么
Can I have her share of chips?
那她的那份可以给我么
As I'm upset.
因为我不高兴
Why does he treat me like this?
为什么他要这样对我
He's on a journey of discovery to find himself, Amber.
他还在寻找自我的路上 Amber
Plus Charlie's got giant boobs.
而且Charlie还有一对大咪♥咪♥
Hello, love.
嗨 亲爱的
Want a chip?
要来点薯条么
Bit cold, though.
不过有点冷了
Go on, pop one in my mouth.
行 给我来一根
Dad, your phone.
爸 你的电♥话♥
Ooh, number withheld.
未知电♥话♥号♥哦
Oh, my God, Dad, what is this?!
我的天 老爸 这是啥
Yes! You've got a weird text.
你手♥机♥里怎么有一条奇怪的短♥信♥
Who's that from?
是谁发的
Ah, it's probably Anna mucking about.
啊 估计是Anna瞎BB吧
It doesn't really sound like Anna. You don't realise what Anna's like.
看起来可不像是Anna发的 - 你不了解Anna这人
You know, when we're alone, she's a very physical lady.
当我俩独处的时候 她可是会“动手动脚”的哦
Very. Yeah, believe me, I've heard.
这点我久仰了
"Faster! Slower! Faster! Slower!"
快点 慢点 快点 慢点
She's like a bloody driving instructor.
跟陪驾员似的
Come on, come on, come on... yes!
加油 快点 一库 漂亮
He's heard it too.
看来他也听过
She can't even spell "fire".
她连"火"这词都拼不对
Oh, be quiet, I'm trying to concentrate!
安静点 我这干大事呢
Jamie, Dad's getting sent sex texts
Jamie 老爸收到了某个疯子发的
by some mental. What?
色情短♥信♥ - 你说啥
Oh, now you made me lose concentration!
你这一说 我注意力都散了
No! No! Get off that! Off, off!
别看 走开 快点
What does that say?
这啥意思?
Would love to see your hose!
好想一睹你的大雕（家）
Well, maybe it's not Anna.
可能不是Anna发的
What?
啥事
Aren't you going to look at your text? Yeah. Yeah.
你就不看看收到的短♥信♥么 - 好好 我看我看
Who's it from?
谁发的啊
Well, it seem I have got an admirer.
看来我有一位仰慕者
Let me see.
给我看看
I've been getting... inappropriate texts...
我最近收到...一些少♥儿♥不♥宜♥的短♥信♥..
OK, OK.
好 行
I thought it could have been you, at first.
一开始 我还以为是你发的
"Would love to slide down your fireman's pole"?
好想尝试从你“消防滑竿”上一滑而下的感觉
You thought I wrote that? Yeah!
你认为我会发这种短♥信♥ - 对啊
No, of course not.
当然不是
Do you think I'm retarded?
你以为我这么脑残么
I realise now it wasn't from you.
我现在知道不是你发的
Is this some mad woman you've met at work?
是不是你工作时认识的某个疯女人
Oh, come on. The only women I meet at work are either on fire
得了吧 我在工作里碰到的女人 不是浑身烧着了
or wrapped up in a blanket with their eyebrows singed off.
就是裹在毯子里眉毛都烧没了的
No-one's ever asked for my number at work, ever.
再说也没人问我要过电♥话♥号♥码啊
No. It's not all fires, though, is it?
不对 也许不是出火警认识的呢
What about that hot woman at the gym
会不会是那次在健身房♥
who got a her foot stuck in the cross-trainer?
脚卡在锻炼机里的性感女人
Didn't you spend three hours trying to hold her hand?
你当时不是足足握了她的手有三小时么
Yeah, that's true. Shut up, Viva.
对哦 - 少掺和 Viva
I was not holding her hand - I was cutting her out.
我可没抓她的手 - 是把机器割开好让她出来
What about all them school visits?
那会不会是家长会上认识的
You know, all them sexy teachers?
比方说那些性感的老师
I would never do that!
我才不会那么做
Rob, that's how you met me!
Rob 当初我俩就那么认识的
I done it, I done it! I got the key off the key ring!
我做到了 成功了 总算把钥匙拿出来了
That's it. Now chuck it away.
到此为止 快扔了吧
Chuck it away? How will I get in my house if I chuck my key away?
扔了 那我怎么开门啊
The key ring.
我说的是钥匙环
The stupid teddy-bear key ring.
那该死的泰迪熊钥匙环
Keep the key and chuck the key ring away.
钥匙留着 钥匙环丢了
I knew you meant that, really.
这我知道
I'm not an idiot.
我又不是傻子
I'll race you to the pool.
我们比赛谁先跑到游泳池
Stop changing the subject!
少转移话题
Anyways, we've got to get ready for the End Of Brandon party!
还有 我们得为告别Brandon派对做些准备
Will Brandon be at the End Of Brandon party?
Brandon会来么
I just think you're being violated, Rob, and I want it taken seriously.
你做的有点过火了 Rob 你得重视这件事
OK. We'll involve the police.
好的 那让警方介入吧
Oh, no! Marie's babysitter's cancelled!
不是吧 Marie的保姆来不了了
Can't go out.
那就没法出去玩了啊
Well, I'll take you out, babe, if you want to go out.
亲爱的 如果你愿意的话 我可以陪你出去啊
I really wanted a night out with Marie.
我一直很想和Marie出去玩
We've been planning this for ages.
我们都计划好久了
I really wanted to see her now she's got her life back on track.
现在她生活回归正轨了 我很想见她一面
Jamie? Mmm?
Jamie - 什么事
Make Anna one of those smoothies she likes.
给Anna做一杯她爱喝的冰沙
Me? Why should I?
凭什么是我