公寓大楼里的谋杀案（2021）

Only Murders in the Building S02E02

Part 2 March 15, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

没有人会进卧室的我们得掉个头
Nobody ever goes in the bedroom! Go! Go!
我穿件毛衣就来
J-just putting on a sweater!
嗨好邻居霍华德·莫里斯
Oh! Hi, inquisitive neighbor Howard Morris!
有什么事吗
How can I help you?
你好抱歉打扰了但你的钥匙插在门上忘拔了
Oh, hello. I'm sorry to bother, but you left your keys in the door.
我还在找呢
I was looking for those.
其实我想登门拜访一下
I actually wanted to stop by
因为我很感激你对大楼所做的一切
because I appreciate what you've done for the building.
-谢谢 -还有我喜欢你的播客
- Well, thank you. - And I loved your podcast.
其实在第八集的时候我就知道凶手是你女朋友了
I actually knew it was your girlfriend, like, episode eight.
真希望你能告诉我
Well, I wish you would have told me
因为那会帮上大忙
'cause that would have been helpful.
我想知道故事是什么结局查尔斯
Well, I wanted to see how it ended, Charles.
总之你在新播客上说的那句话我非常认同
Anyway, I also agree with what you said on your new podcast.
你说什么？
I'm sorry?
找到了画就找到了杀害邦尼的凶手
Whoever has the painting is Bunny's killer.
我们其实打算推♥翻♥那个结论霍华德
We're actually moving off that theory, Howard.
霍华德嗨你的眼睛怎么了
Howard! Hey! What happened to your eye?
我♥干♥了件蠢事
Oh, it's so silly.
我跟我新养的猫塞芙琳玩捉迷藏
I-I was playing hide-and-seek with my new kitten, Sevelyn,
然后砰的一声
and, um, boom!
撞到了柜子它找到我了
Ran into my hutch. She found me.
那我们能…
How can we...
我们正在邦尼的公♥寓♥举♥行♥一个聚会
Oh! Um, there's a gathering over at Bunny's place right now.
为了那些爱她的人举办的
Just for people who loved her.
那人数应该不会太多
It should be a very small gathering.
如果你们三个能来的话那就太好了
I thought it would be good if the three of you stopped by.
我不认为有人想看到我们
Oh, I-I don't really think anybody wants to see us.
是啊而且霍华德参加受害人的追悼会
Yeah. And, Howard, stopping by the victim's memorial
是典型的“做贼心虚”的行径
is a classic "guilty person's" move.
所以你们才更应该去啊去找到那个
But isn't that why you should go? To find the guilty person
比你们三个更心虚的人
who looks more guilty than the three of you.
霍华德说得有道理
Howard has a point with that.
那么你们为什么觉得自己是被陷害了
So why do you think you were framed?
拜托说来听听我们一起八卦下
Come on, catch me up. Let's dish.
具体内容会写进播客
It will all be on the podcast.
我们这一季改成订阅模式了
We're switching to a subscription model this season.
-感谢你提供的信息 -是啊
- Thanks for the info. - Actually,
我其实有个胶囊集的提议
I had an idea for, like, a capsule episode,
我想着也许…
which I thought might be...
好吧我们用这次聚会来做掩护
Okay, what if we put the painting back in Bunny's apartment
把画重新放进邦尼的公♥寓♥ 怎么样
and used Bunny's shindig as cover?
这主意好我们到了后暗中调查下那群人
That's good. We stop by, we suss out the crowd,
我偷偷进入邦尼的衣柜
I slip into Bunny's closet,
通过她的秘密电梯来到后巷…
down her secret elevator into the alley...
我们可以拿着画在那里接应
Where we can be with the painting.
然后一起坐电梯回到邦尼的公♥寓♥ 大摇大摆地出去
And then back up to Bunny's and out.
完美这计划天衣无缝我认为这个计划非常好
Yes! Oh, that's a plan. I think this is really good!
-我们越来越得心应手了 -绝对的
- We are getting the hang of this. - Absolutely.
第二季必须有点长进
You can tell it's our second season.
Ah...
嗨宝贝
Hi, baby. Hello?
（第二季第2集诬陷）
你好
Hello?
霍华德是我的朋友
Howard's my friend.
霍华德是我的朋友
Howard's my friend.
天啊谋杀犯组团来了
Oh, goodie. The murderers are here.
你们来干什么
What the hell are you doing?
-我们带了蘸酱来 -乌玛友好点是我邀请他们来的
- We brought dip! - Uma, be nice. I invited them.
-我们是来吊唁的 -螺口盖的红酒？
- We came to pay our respects. - With a screw top?
怎么？你们都不舍得买♥♥个礼盒装？
What happened, you couldn't find a box?
我们想帮忙找到杀害邦尼的凶手
We want to help find Bunny's killer.
她的死是个悲剧是我人生中最悲痛的日子之一
Her death was tragic and one of the worst days of my life,
这是大实话
and that's actually saying something.
是啊什么事都能绕到自己身上
Right 'cause it's all about you.
不愧是千禧年一代找个工作吧
Millennials. Get a job.
找个工作吧
Get a damn job!
我得给那只鸟找个家
I have to find a home for that bird.
（如果你在这次聚会上代表你同意被录音）
宝贝
Baby. Baby, baby.
有个做播客的女孩正在打听你的事
One of those podcast girls was sniffing around about you.
买♥♥了十箱格特牛奶
Bought 10 cases of Gut Milk.
哪个做播客的女孩
Which podcast girl?
戴眼镜白人刨根问底
Glasses, white, nosy,
买♥♥了十箱
10 cases...
好的好了那么…
Yeah. Okay. Alright, so...
各位我是妮娜·林
Everyone? Nina Lin.
请容我说一句我想让在座的各位放心
If I may, I would just like to assure all of you,
作为新任业委会主席
as the new Board President,
我不会让邦尼的死亡对大楼产生任何负面影响
I will not let Bunny's demise adversely affect the building.
现在我是负责人了一个新的纪♥元♥开始了
I'm in charge now, and a new era begins.
有人已经迫不及待想要上演改朝换代的戏码了
Someone's sure itchy to step into the presidential wedgies.
提起妮娜我就来气
Don't get me started on Nina.
为什么？你知道些什么？
Why? What do you know?
我不能在这里公开说
I can't speak openly here.
她浑身散发着母性的光辉
She's got such a maternal glow.
真好笑
Hm! Funny.
我看着她想到的是《罗斯·玛丽的婴儿》
I look at her, and I think of Rosemary's Baby.
如果罗斯·玛丽是一个
If Rosemary were a hedge fund manager
迫不及待想怀上魔鬼孩子的对冲基金经理
and couldn't wait to carry the Devil's Child.
邦尼和妮娜关系不好吗
Did Bunny and Nina get along at all...
不小点声
No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. Shh.
梅布
Mabel...
我只能这么说
I will only say this.
如果你们觉得邦尼是个贱♥人♥
If you thought Bunny was a bitch,
那等你们尝到这位的厉害就知道了
wait till you get a load of this one.
邦尼不是贱♥人♥
Bunny was not a bitch.
她在这个世界上孤独无依
She was all alone in this world.
没有孩子没有家人只有我
No children, no family. Only me.
-走开 -还有干柏林妮小姐
- Fuck off! - And Mrs. Goddamn Gambolini.
凶手为什么要拿走她的画
Why didn't the killer take
而不是她的鸟
that bird instead of her painting?!
其实…
Uh, actually, um,
其实
ahem, actually, uh,
我们不确定画就是凶手拿走的
we're not sure the killer has the painting.
当然是凶手拿走了
Of course, the killer has the painting.
你们在说我的画吗
Are you talking about my painting?
你是谁
Who are you?
我是莉奥诺拉·福尔杰
I'm Leonora Folger,
邦尼的母亲
the mother of Bunny.
我那幅画在哪
Now, where the fuck is my painting?
我们可以叫她“兔老大”吗拜托了
Can we call her Big Bunny, please?
不罗斯·库伯的画不归我女儿所有
No. The Rose Cooper does not belong to my daughter.
而是归我
It belongs to me.
我带了购买♥♥凭证
I have a bill of sale here somewhere that I...
我第一次从画家本人手里买♥♥这幅画的时候留下的
when I first bought it from the artist,
天啊
and... Oh God.
来你帮我找
Here! You find it!
我得了黄斑病变我不能…
I've got macular degeneration. I...
我现在视野中间只有一个巨大的气泡
Nothing but a big bubble in my middle vision, and...
但我有非常准确的周边视觉所以你别想…
But I have very accurate peripheral vision, so you just...
手脚干净点小姑娘
No sticky fingers, little girl.
应该是这个
I think this is it?
关于我女儿的谋杀案和盗窃案我们都知道些什么
So what do we know about my daughter's murder and the theft?
你怎么不问问这三个人他们是最有可能做下这件事的人
Why don't you ask these three? They're the ones that probably did it.
-不我们是被诬陷的 -我们是涉案人员
- We were framed. - We're persons of interest.
-对 -区别是很大的
- It's very different. - Hm.
靠近点
Come closer.
过来快点
C'mere, c'mere, c'mere, come on, come on!
Come on.
你这个小可爱
Aw, you sweet little thing.
不是他们干的
None of them did it. They didn't do it.