陪审义务（2023）

Jury Duty S01E05

Part 6 Dec. 27, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

I'm feeling a little bit, uh, I'm feeling kind of comfortable.
我...她肯定
I, I-- she definitely
是想那个
wants to, uh...
她肯定是想跟你上♥床♥ -嗯对
She's definitely trying to sleep with you. - Yeah. Okay.
好吧我...我不能
Okay. I, I can't...
又没结婚对吧？所以我...
we're not married. You know what I mean? So I...
嗯 -那个我有我有原则
Right. - There's-- I have-- I do have rules.
你们懂吗？但...
You know what I mean? But,
珍妮说
but Jeannie said
她有个大学同窗
that some guy she went to college with
教了她个法子叫"浸化"
told her about this thing called soaking.
你们听说过吗
Do you guys-- do you know what that is?
好吧所以
Okay. So
我...我不能不能抽♥插♥ 那不行...
I, I can't--I can't in and out. Like that's not--
那是婚前媾和的性行为
that's, that's penetrative premarital sex.
是错的对吧？
That's wrong, right?
所以 "浸化"则是我就光放进去
So, so soaking would be where I just put it in
然后
and then
就如同我们只是那样
it's like what if we were just
颠着玩
kind of bouncing,
对吧？就怪不得我就如同... -钻空子
right? -And it like wasn't me. Like what if... - Loopholes.
钻空子没错对假如... -等等
Loophole. Exactly. Yeah. What if... - Wait. Wait.
假如有人可以... -所以你插♥进♥去就坐看不动？
What if like somebody was like... - So you put it in and just freeze and sit still?
我一动不动 -好的
I stay still. - Right.
其他人在床上蹦
Somebody else jumps on the bed,
因为那怪不得我
'cause then it's, it's not me.
床自己上下动我是说那那那...
Bed is just going up and down. I mean, that's, that's, that's, that's...
等等所以你... -好吧
So, wait, so you'll... - All right.
把车停进车♥库♥里 -正是如此
...park the car in the garage... - Exactly.
然后
...and then
其他人必须加入进来在你们床上蹦
someone else will have to come in and jump on your bed?
我是说不管床上发生什么我都是真的是
I mean, whatever happens to the bed, it's like I can't...
身不由己上帝没必要
I can't really control that. God doesn't have to,
在意那些
you know, know, know about that.
要我说至少你长出息了
I mean, I'm glad that you're making progress.
肯定的 -有何吩咐先生？
For sure. - How can we help, sir?
是啊只要玩蹦床的人不是我
Yeah, short of me being the person jumping on the bed,
因为我爱莫能助
'cause I'm not gonna do that for you, man.
不行？ -我可不干
No? - No, I'm not.
就算詹姆斯乐意玩蹦床我也没兴趣
If James wants to jump on the bed. I don't really want to.
那么
I mean,
你愿意帮忙吗？ -这个...
would you... would you do that? - Well, well, uh...
要是...
if...
好吧
okay.
真的？ -对
Really? - Yeah.
走起 -不是吧
I mean, come on. - No way.
你说真的？行太好了
Seriously? Okay. All right. Cool.
容我插句话她知道我会加入吗？
Uh, real quick though, does she know I'm coming in?
是她的主意 -行吧
This was her idea. - All right.
一定会很棒的 -天呐
This is gonna be awesome. - Oh, my God.
听着...
Look...
祝你好运
Good luck. Lord.
所以星期一大家再见面时
So when we meet up again on Monday,
但愿我们能听到结案陈词
hopefully we hear closing statements.
之所以说"但愿" 因为
I say hopefully because
谁能预知后事如何？
who knows what's gonna happen at this point.
实在是发生了
There have been so many
太多稀奇古怪的事情
just weird, crazy things that have came up.
就这样 -好了慢点
There you go. - Okay. Wait. Slow down.
可以
Okay.
或许这不足为奇我不知道但我觉得
I mean, maybe this is common. I don't know. But I feel like this,
不太可能
this can't be that common
因为真的是状况百出
'cause just crazy stuff keeps happening.
要用力蹦还是轻轻蹦？
You want smaller or bigger jumps?
蹦轻点 -等等用力点
Uh, smaller jumps. - Wait. Bigger jumps.
行 -别轻点拜托
Okay. - No. Smaller jumps, James, please.
嗯好的英雄所见略同
Yeah. Okay. We're on the same page.
行
Okay.
詹姆斯你在大跳 -蹦起来
James, you're really jumping. - Jumps... Ah!
太猛了詹姆斯
These are really big jumps, James.
此刻非常期待星期一能见分晓
Super excited to see what Monday brings at this point.
下一集《陪审义务》
On the next episode of Jury Duty...
罗斯生日怎么过？
What y'all do for Ross' birthday?
啥？ -罗斯生日？
What? - Ross's birthday?
总出一些幺蛾子
There's always something crazy that comes up.
该死
Damn it!
真该死！
God damn it!
莫里斯先生
Mr. Morris
已经决定了自己为自己辩护
has decided to represent himself.
好吧从没见过这种事 -怎么了？
Okay. I have never seen this. - What happened?
这也让我们了解到坤很喜欢赌博
That's how we learned that Ken really likes gambling.
事后感觉如何？-觉得
How are you feeling after? - I feel like...
我才不想要呢 -我的天呐
I don't really want it. - Oh, my God.
在所有设计欠佳的
Of all of the human organs
人体器官之中
that have suboptimal design,
心脏是最有瑕疵的一个
the heart is the most flawed of all.