杀手猴（2021）

等等
Wait...
你就是复仇的神灵
You are the spirit of vengeance,
来惩罚我的罪孽吧
come to punish me for my sins.
不，猴子，不
No! Monkey, no!
你不需要这么做的
You don't have to do this.
不，猴子
No, Monkey!
杀了他并不是办法
Killing him is not the way!
他应该在国家面前接受审判
He deserves to stand trial in front of the country.
别这么干，兄弟
Don't do it, pal.
听着，我以前犯过这种错误
Look, I've made this mistake before, okay.
秋子不会原谅你的
Akiko won't forgive you.
那是个鬼魂吗？
Is that a ghost?
我知道，我知道这样我会失去升♥天♥的机会
I know, I know it'll cost me a chance of ascending.
除了他也没有其他人能对这一切负责了
And we won't get the person responsible for all this shit.
但是...有些东西告诉我，杀了这个自私的混♥蛋♥
But there's‐‐ there's something tells me that killing this selfish prick
并不是答案
isn't the answer.
我...我知道这对我来说不是什么圆♥满♥结局
And‐and‐and I know it won't give me any kind of happy ending,
但我...听着，我愿意放弃这些，为了你
but I‐‐ Look, I'm willing to forgo that, in order for you,
为了你能拥有圆♥满♥结局
for you to have the happy ending.
噢，见鬼，什...
Oh shit, wha‐‐
噢，现在什么情况？
Oh for‐‐ Now what?
噢，该死的
Oh! Holy shit.
嘿，嘿，看啊，我要升♥天♥了
Hey! Hey, hey, look! Look, I'm ascending!
噢，天啊
Oh my god!
噢，我知道了，我做了正确的事
Oh, I get it. I had to do the right thing.
哦，这就是光头所说的清除邪恶的种子的意思
Oh, that's what Baldy meant by removing the seed of evil.
就好像，那片不毛之地就是我
It was like, the barren field was me.
我...哈哈，噢，那个可爱的混账
I‐‐ Ha ha! Oh, that cryptic jerk.
我的天啊，噢该死...嘿，猴子
Holy shit. Oh, shit‐‐ Hey! Uh, Monkey!
猴子，听我说，我想...
Monkey. Look, I think‐‐
我想你是知道我对你的感情的，对吗
I think you know how I feel about you, okay.
我很抱歉毁了你的生活
And I'm sorry for ruining your life.
一定要照顾好你自己好吗？
Just take care of yourself, alright?
另外记得要多喝水
And remember to drink plenty of water!
横滨真司
Shinji Yokohama,
我现在以谋杀高原健的罪名逮捕你
I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of Ken Takahara.
不能就这么结束了
It can't end like this.
健不能白死了
Ken's death will not be in vain.
不
No!
你干了什么，你这个畜生
What did you do, you animal?
他怎么拿到我的枪？
How did he get my gun?
他是我唯一的家人
He was the only family I had!
你真该死
God damn you!
猴子，你得赶快离开这
Monkey, you have to get out of here.
不，猴子，你刚才开枪打死了总理
No, Monkey, you've just shot the Prime Minister!
相信我，你必须离开这
Trust me, you have to leave!
引用自爱尔兰祝福语
愿路升起迎接你
May the road rise to meet you.
愿风常在你身后
May the wind be always at your back.
愿阳光温暖地照在你的脸上
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
愿细雨
May the rain
轻柔地落在你的田野上
fall softly upon your fields
直到我们再次相见...
until we meet again.
总理横滨真司被杀手猴杀死
胖眼镜蛇已被逮捕
神秘的鬼魂仍在逃跑中
警♥察♥局对牺牲的中尉警官伊藤和彦进行表彰
嗨伙计们，很高兴见到你
Hi, guys. Nice to see you.
好
Yep.
谢谢，很高兴见到你
Thank you. Good to see you.
我会把这件事办好的
I'm going to make this right.
我会为你洗清罪名
I will clear your name.
我向你保证
I promise you.
是的，我在里面放了盒果汁
Yes, I put a juice box in there.
你跟我说过好几回了
You told me, like, six times.
嗯？
Huh?
我没法告诉你看到你让我有多开心
I can't tell you how happy this whole image makes me.
那么，这就是发生了什么
Well, here's what happened.
你知道吗，我到了来世
Uh, you know, I got to the afterlife,
那是一个很棒的地方
and it was an awesome place.
到处都在着火，就跟拍电影似的
You know? Fire everywhere. Super dramatic.
里诺，美国内华达州县城，1960年代之前曾经是全世界博♥彩♥业最著名的城市
呃，有点像里诺，但要强点
Uh, you know, little bit like Reno, but better.
啊
Ahh!
到处都是屠夫啊、龙啊什么的
Slayer playing. Dragons everywhere.
特有意思
Really fun.
我当时就觉得，很兴奋
And I was like, psyched.
我就想，"你知道吗？这个地方就是该个样子的"
But I thought, "You know what? As great as this place is,"
真的很棒，真的
and it was great, really.
可我当时想，我还有个朋友孤独的在外面
I was like, you know what? My friend's up there all alone,
还在继续锻炼身手
still kind of learning the ropes.
还有很多杀手需要你干掉的，你明白我意思
Uh, lots more killers to kill, if you know what I mean.
我觉得它需要我的帮助
And I think he needs my help.
总之，那个红色的家伙，他同意了
Anyway, the red dude, he agreed, you know.
给我拿出一份合同，当时我就签了，谁还细看啊
Made me sign a contract, which I didn't read but who cares.
我是说，反正他也不能强迫我，是吧？
I mean, how's he ever gonna hold me to it, right?
所以我琢磨，我们应该去纽约
So I figure, you know, we go to New York.
我有一个很好的联♥系♥人
I have a great handler.
她，呃...我所有的单子都是她安排的
She, uh, she books me on all my gigs,
而且在我们结束了她发布的这个
and‐and right after we put the fear of God in her
让老天都后怕的活之后
for booking me on this one,
她肯定也会发展你也成为客户的
she'll definitely want to take you on as a client.
然后我们就可以赚到更多的钱了，你懂吗？
Then we can earn some real coin. You know what I mean?
干掉更多的混♥蛋♥
Kill a whole bunch of assholes who deserve to die
也许，呃
and maybe, uh,
再看看风景
you know, see the sights.
哦，哦，顺便说一下，看这招
Oh, oh, by the way, check this out. Look at this.
是的，怎么样？
I know, right?
我的意思是，我觉得这既方便又顺手
I mean, I figure this could come in pretty handy.
没错，我从由纪那学了几手
Yeah, you know I picked up a few things from Yuki. You know?
老布莱斯又能开始行动了，嗯？
Ol' Brycey's back in action, huh?
来，让我帮你整理一下
Here, let me clean that up for you.
要知道，我还在练习
Yeah. I mean, I'm still working on it.
马尔科姆·格拉德威尔，《纽约客》杂♥志♥撰稿人及畅销作家，在2008年《异类》中描述了一万小时定律
“一开始我（对新闻业）什么都不懂，可后来我成了专业人士。这花了我十年——不多不少就这么长时间。”
你知道，一万个小时
You know, ten‐thousand hours.
那是格拉德威尔说的，对吗
That's what that, uh, Gladwell said, right?
艺术家：Secret Colours
专辑名：Peach
歌♥曲名：Faust
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