绝望写手（2021）

Hacks S01E08

Part 2 Aug. 6, 2022, 10:55 a.m.

And Deborah's built a loyal audience for years.
那是我们工作的基础
And that's the foundation of our business, so...
所以这种袒露心扉的事听起来很没效益
this whole soul-baring thing sounds very off-brand.
I guess, but... isn't that kind of the point?
大概吧，但‥
这不就是重点吗？
冒险疏远观众，不对
Potentially alienating her fans, no.
－这不应该是重点－好吧
I'm not sure that should be the point.
Okay, well, the new hour was her idea.
新作品是她提的她想改变是好事一桩
And I think it's great she wants to change.
黛博拉会改变？最好是
Oh, and Deborah's gonna change?
- Okay. - Ava, let's go!
艾娃，走了
删除眨眼表情符号♥
Delete winky face.
＂哈哈喜剧俱乐部＂
Oh, they always smell like this.
这里味道一如从前
－很臭？－对
- Bad? - Yeah.
天啊
Oh, wow.
天啊，我当时好紧张
Oh, god.
Oh, god. I was so nervous then.
我做独角喜剧不到一年
I'd been doing stand-up less than a year.
But people knew you from your show, right?
但看你节目就认得你吧？
但不被当成独角喜剧演员
Not as a stand-up, though. I really had to prove myself.
我必须证明自己能耐每个笑料都要够好
Every joke had to hit.
我挺想念那段时光须努力赢得笑声
I kind of miss that, you know, having to earn your laughs.
红了之后就不刺♥激♥了
When you get big, there's no sense of excitement, you know?
没有冒险被讨厌的机会
No risk that people are gonna hate you.
Hey, hey.
还是有很多人会讨厌你
Plenty of people can still hate you.
接得好
That was good.
Oh, wow.
我看地毯从以前就没换过
I don't think they've changed the carpet since I was here.
她来了，黛博拉凡斯
There she is, Deborah Vance.
What's going on?
你好吗？
Boom. Good to see you.
幸会
德鲁希金斯，今晚的主持人
Drew Higgins. I'm hosting tonight.
我通常会在尾声搬出我的段子
So I usually do my full set at the end
but can't tonight 'cause you're here
但今晚不行，因为你莅临了
real legend, which is very cool.
真正的传奇人物这太酷了
不如我就闹到一半最后半小时让你？
Maybe I'll croak halfway through
you can have the last half hour, how's that?
那就太好了
That... that'd be great.
So I'll take a light at 15 and another one at 5.
一个聚光灯十五勒克斯另一个五勒克斯
好，我再告诉控制室
Okay. I will tell the booth, I guess.
后面有休息室东西可以放在那边
Oh, and there's a greenroom in the back.
- Yeah. - You can drop all your shit there
and don't f**k it up.
别搞砸了
人生箴言
Words to live by.
I know that is not Deborah Vance!
不可能是黛博拉凡斯吧
不可能的
No, honey!
That famous bitch wouldn't be caught dead
那个出名的八婆不会死在这种鸟地方吧
in a hellhole like this.
Oh, life is cruel, Francine.
人生很残酷，法兰欣
Life is cruel. Let me look at you.
让我看看你
你美得不像话
You're incredible.
- Well, I better look good! I'm rich! - How?
当然要美啊，老娘有钱
我们去坐下来聊是非
Well, let's grab a table and talk some shit.
Come on!
走吧
你好，我是艾娃
Hi, I'm Ava.
－喂？－妮娜，东西呢？
- Hi. - Nina, where is it?
丹尼斯，得了吧就在卫生纸旁边
Dennis! Jesus!
It's right next to the Kleenex!
－妈？－要命
- Mom? - Christ.
你♥爸♥说要去找你你疯了吗？
Dad's saying he's coming to visit you.
Are you crazy? He cannot come to visit you.
他不能去找你
Yeah, that's what I thought.
－我也是这样想的－太夸张了
- I never... - I mean, it's ridiculous.
你也知道他不舒服
You know that he's not well.
这绝对不行‥
I mean, it can't happen. It just can't happen!
冷静，我同意，我没要他来
Calm down. I'm agreeing with you.
I didn't ask him to come.
他似乎觉得自己没问题
He just seems to think that he can.
Yeah, well, you know, he's in denial.
对，他在自欺欺人
连左手臂都举不起来了昨天他对我暴怒
He can't even lift his left arm.
Yesterday he snapped at me when I told him to let your cousin
我叫他让你表亲帮忙把户外沙发套起来
put the cover on the outdoor couch.
你们买♥♥了户外沙发？
You guys got an outdoor couch?
宜家买♥♥的，品质等着瞧
It's IKEA, we'll see.
Listen, why don't you come home this weekend
不然你这周末回来住个一周
and stay for a week?
他可以见到你，忘记出远门的事
He'll get to see you. He'll forget all about this trip thing.
And then we can get you in with Dr. Taline for your physical.
我们再帮你安排找塔林医师做物理治疗
妈，我２５岁了不能再去看儿科
Mom, I'm 25.
I can't see a pediatrician anymore.
何况我没办法马上放下手边的事飞回去
Plus, I can't just drop everything and fly across the country.
塔林医师很厉害，你♥爸♥‥
Dr. Taline is wonderful, and your father...
你跟他说过不能出远门不然再告诉他一次
I know you told him he can't travel, but I don't know, tell him again.
－我找不到－该死的，丹尼斯
- I can't find it! - Christ on the cross, Dennis!
我说就在卫生纸旁边
I said it's right next to the Kleenex!
－艾娃－好‥
- Ava... - Okay.
－他会听你的，我爱你，再见－我得挂了，再见
He'll listen to you. I love you.
- I gotta go. Bye. - I'll see you...
Hey...
真该死，邻居家的狗
Goddamn it! That neighbor's dog!
你好
Hello!
宝贝，有熟食冷肉盘
Baby, charcuterie!
妈，你怎么来了？
Mom, what are you doing here?
我昨晚私讯你啦
I DMed you last night.
我在付费电视上订了＂皇家摔角大战＂
I ordered the Royal Rumble on pay-per-view.
在我的电视上？我说过要帮你订有线电视
On my TV? I offered to get you cable.
宝贝，第一天认识我吗？你知道我受不了有线电视月费
Baby, quit acting brand-new.
You know I'm a cord cutter. Where's the remote?
－遥控器在哪里？－妈，你现在不能待在这里
Okay, Mom, you can't be here right now.
在我子♥宫♥蹲十个月的家伙说啥？
Says the boy who squatted in my uterus for ten months?
Oh, shit.
这样啊
好，妈，这位是威尔森威尔森，她是我妈罗苹
Okay. Mom, this is Wilson.
Wilson, my mother, Robin.
你好‥
- Oh, hi. - Hi.
我喜欢这小伙子
Okay, I love him.
马可斯，别搞砸了
- Marcus, don't f**k this up. - Mom.
妈
- Hon. What's it, Wilson? - Yes. Yeah.
亲爱的，你叫威尔森？
－对－过来坐
- Come sit. - Oh, thank you.
谢谢
威尔森
Wilson... you like weed?
你喜欢大♥麻♥吗？
Oh, yes, but I'm good right now.
－喜欢，但现在不必，谢了－好
- Thank you. - Okay.
我们正要看＂皇家摔角大战＂
Well, we are just about to watch the Royal Rumble!
－才没有－等等，ＷＷＥ？
- We're not. - Wait, WWE?
我中学时好爱ＷＷＥ丽人冠军赛
I was obsessed with the divas in middle school.
－真的吗？－天啊
- Really? - Oh, my god.
艾芙力，丽塔，贾桂琳
Ivory, Lita, Jacqueline.
还有翠许斯特雷徒思她根本举世无双
Oh, and Trish Stratus? Oh, she was everything.
孩子，那妹子的胸部可大了
Child, now, that girl had quite the chest.
That chest postponed my coming out.
她胸部害我至少晚一年出柜
- I swear, for at least a year. - Stop it, girl!
－少来了，姐妹－好了
Okay, all right, I think Wilson and I
我看我跟威尔森出门吃晚餐吧
actually are going to go out for dinner.
－好啊，好吧－对‥
- All right. Okay. - Yes.
Well, Robin, it was a pleasure to meet you.
罗苹，见到你我很高兴
下次见面我们再聊贝拉双娇
And the next time we get together
we're gonna talk about the Bella Twins.
你知道她们的小孩生日只差一天吗？
Do you know that they had their baby a day apart?
Now, that's some crazy shit.
－超夸张，是不是？－很夸张‥
- It was crazy. - It was crazy, right?
－晚安，妈－不是只有我这样想
- Good night, good night, Mom. - Okay, I'm not the only one.
- Good night. - Have a good time!
－晚安－出门好好玩
Get ready to rumble!
准备来摔角
I know, I can't believe it.
对啊，真不敢相信
你们俩怎么认识的？
How do you two know each other?
We used to see each other at all the clubs.
我们以前常在俱乐部看到彼此
But I never spoke to Ms. Deb.
但我都没跟黛博拉小姐说话
- She was scary. - What?
她令人生畏
－什么？－我？
- Me? - No.
－不可能－而且她是电视名人