绝望写手（2021）

Hacks S01E06

Part 2 Aug. 6, 2022, 10:55 a.m.

再见
Okay, bye-bye.
好恶
No.
－喂？－姐
- Hello? - Hi, girl.
今天晚上可以来我家吗？
Do you mind coming to me tonight to hang?
我的隐形眼镜卡在眼睛里
I lost a contact in the back of my eye
开车好像不太好
and I think it's a little risky for me to drive.
Shit. I'm sorry, Kiki.
对不起，琦琦
我现在离赌城有一个小时的车程
I'm, like, an hour outside of Vegas.
I had to come with Deborah to this weird surgery place.
我得陪黛博拉来这个奇怪的手术中心
Oh, bummer.
真扫兴
It's all good, though. Hope you're getting overtime?
没关系，希望你有加班费
并没有，对了
I'm not, but, hey
you don't know Deborah's phone passcode, do you?
你知道黛博拉手♥机♥的密♥码♥吗？
没有，抱歉，你问这干嘛？
No. Sorry. Why do you need that?
试试她的生日
Oh, did you try her birthday
但把网络上的资料减十年
but ten years earlier than what's on Wikipedia?
－说不定有用－我当然试过了
- That might work. - Of course, I did.
那是我试的第一组密♥码♥ 但不对
It was the first thing I tried.
But no, I... I just... I had an awful night last night
我昨天晚上过得很惨嗑了一堆古♥柯♥硷
and I was really coked up and...
It doesn't matter.
无所谓了我在黛博拉手♥机♥上留了言
I... I just... I left Deborah a voicemail
我必须删掉但是脸部辨识没有用
and I need to delete it but her Face ID isn't working
但是她刚动过手术脸肿得像猪头
'cause she just had surgery and her face is swollen.
真惨
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
天啊，我突然想到一个好主意
I have an amazing idea but it's kinda insane.
但是有点疯狂
I will try anything.
我什么都愿意试
The museum will be closing in ten minutes.
本馆十分钟后打烊
Oh, my God! Uncanny.
天哪，超像的
天啊，好
Okay.
Oh, okay.
好耶
Delete.
删除
小黛，差点被你逮到了
Deb, you almost had me.
Good morning!
早安
抱歉，我以为床上睡的是我老板
Oh, I'm so sorry, I thought my boss was in here
而不是一个美目盼兮的年轻女子
not some young woman with perfect eyes.
不可以‥
No...
I'm supposed to walk you to the bathroom.
我得扶你去厕所
你不用做这份苦差事
Come on, you don't have to do that.
苦差事？这是我的荣幸
- Have to? - Get to.
What's up with you today?
你今天是怎么回事？
没事，就是心情好
Nothing, I'm just in a good mood.
护士说你可能会昏倒
And I was told you were a fainting risk
如果不让我陪你去我就叫佩拉来
so either I can accompany you
or we can just get Perla back in here.
好啦‥
Okay, fine...
好，我在这里等但还是要牵着你的手
Fine, I'll wait out here but I'm still gonna hold your hand.
Oh, Jesus.
杀了我吧
加油
Good luck.
Sounds strong.
－劲道真强－老天
- God! - Oh, no you don't...
不可以‥
早安，你好吗？
Good morning, how are you?
Oh, my God, I love that.
天哪，我喜欢
Yeah, can I please have the chocolate chip pancakes?
我要巧克力煎饼，你也要吗？
- You want the same? - Pancakes?
－煎饼？－对
- Yeah. - I didn't come here to look worse.
我不是来这里变丑的
请稍等
Hold, please. Come on.
别这样，你才刚动过手术吃点煎饼不会怎样
You just had surgery. You can have a pancake.
你想想，美味融化的巧克力
Think about it, the yum melted chocolate
一叠松软的煎饼和甜甜的枫糖浆？
the fluffy stacks, the sweet maple syrup?
上面会挤鲜奶油吗？
Do you finish it with whipped cream?
他们会耶
They do.
你没听过一句话吗？
Have you never heard the expression
＂嘴巴一小口，屁♥股♥一大坨＂
"A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"?
那你有没有听过＂吃得饱饱，活着好好＂？
Have you never heard the expression
"Yum, yum in my tum-tum"?
－你是有什么毛病？－我的毛病多了
- What is wrong with you? - A lot.
吃垃圾食物得不偿失
Junk food's not worth it.
你真的下半辈子都不吃美食了吗？
Are you seriously gonna deprive yourself
of delicious food for the rest of your life?
永远都不吃薯条了吗？
You're never gonna have a McDonald's french fry ever again?
－不吃－我不想这么说
No.
Well, I hate to say it, but you have disordered eating.
－你有饮食失调症－这种病成为经典是有原因的
It's a classic for a reason.
Okay. So, yeah.
一份煎饼和一份健康早餐
Just the pancakes and your healthy start plate.
好极了，谢谢其实我还再加点一些
Great. Thank you. And, you know
I actually do wanna order a couple more things.
- Worth the calories? - Absolutely.
－摄取这些热量值得吗？－太值得了
－要开始工作了吗？－对，想笑话
Okay. Shall we work?
Yes. Jokes.
我最好躺在床上工作
I should probably work from the bed, though.
对，躺着比较有创意
Yeah, it's good for creativity and a healthful recovery.
而且能帮助复原
对
Yup.
好
All right. This is better.
－这样好多了－对‥
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Should we close our eyes for a second?
要闭上眼睛吗？
- Yeah, if you want to, yeah. - We'll keep working.
－你想闭的话当然可以－闭着眼睛工作
－没问题－稍微眯一下‥
Of course, I mean, yeah, we would.
Okay, so we'll close our eyes for a second, and we'll...
－好－想一些笑话
- Yeah. - We'll think of jokes.
好主意，我们来想‥
That sounds good, yeah. We can think of...
jokes.
笑话
来了
Coming.
你好‥
- Hi. - Hi.
Nice robe.
浴袍很漂亮
谢谢夸奖
Thanks.
我们接到匿名举报
So someone called and made an anonymous tip
说昨晚这里有人浪费水
about the water usage on this property last night?
That's bizarre.
这就怪了
Can I speak to Ms. Vance, please?
我可以跟文斯女士谈谈吗？
她这个周末不在
She's away for the weekend.
So were you going to invite me in, or what?
所以你要请我进去吗？
Do come in.
请进
Wakey, wakey!
起床，该检查纱布了搞笑天后
Time to check dressing, my funny lady.
－佩拉－我们在工作
- Perla! - We're working!
－天哪－坐起来一下
- Oh, my God. - Come, sit up for me, darling.
Oh, that's such a creepy way to be woken up.
这样被叫醒好诡异
－知道我的感受了吧？－知道了
Do you see what I mean about her?
- Yes. - All right.
屁屁往后坐一点，谢谢
Let's get your tushy back. Thank you.
－搞笑天后今天觉得如何？－好痛
How are you feeling today, my funny lady?
I hurt. I... I need another Vicodin, please.
我要再吃一颗止痛药
不行，黛博拉小姐时间还没到
No... Miss Deborah. It's not time yet.
说真的，佩拉，我伤口好痛
Seriously, Perla.
I am in pain... I need more painkiller now.
现在就需要止痛药
You know, I shouldn't. I could get in trouble.
我不该给你药会惹麻烦的
Please?
拜托嘛
看在你的面子上，我给你半颗
You know, for you, I give you half, okay?
But it's secret. There we go.
但这是我们的秘密，吃吧
－谢谢－都好了
- Thank you. - All set.
还有什么能帮你的吗？
Anything else I can do, be of assistance?
- No. Good bye. See you later. - I'll be back soon.
－没有了，晚点见－我很快就会再来的
- Oh, good. - Bye, honey. Bye, darling.
－好极了－再见，亲爱的
－再见，宝贝－再见，佩拉
Bye, Perla.
Well, at least she gave you more, right?
至少她有多给你止痛药
拜托，那比小孩吃的还弱
Please. It's basically children's Tylenol.
But my forehead is sore.
我的前额很痛，通常不会这样有淤青吗？
That doesn't usually happen. Is there a bruise there?
没有，什么都没有不用担心了
No... nothing at all. I... I wouldn't even think about it.
其实我身上有带食用大♥麻♥ 用来缓解经痛的
You know, I actually, I have some weed edibles on me
that help me with my cramps, which, weirdly, I'm having early.
怪了，我这个月早了
- Do you... do you want some? - No, I don't like marijuana.
－想吃吗？－不要，我不喜欢大♥麻♥
I mean, I already feel like crap.
我已经觉得很糟了