怪诞小镇（2012）

Gravity Falls S02E06

Part 4 Oct. 21, 2020, 11:05 a.m.

We're safe now, kids. We're safe.
我们安全了孩子们我们安全了
I don't get it. You don't want the pig,
我就是搞不明白你不想要猪
you don't want my tapes... What are you gonna buy?!
你也不想要我的影碟你到底想买♥♥些什么
How about this delicious potion?
这些美味的魔药怎么样
Here, have a free sample.
给免费试喝哦
You should have bought my merch
你真应该在你还有机会的时候
when you had the chance, buddy.
买♥♥我的商品知道吗哥们儿
But that's OK.
但也没事
I'll have some new for sale very soon...
我很快会有新东西上架哦
And here we have our latest attraction:
而这就是我们最新的展品
The legendary Cheapskate!
传奇性吝啬鬼
I saw it blinking.
我看到它眨眼了耶
Ha! Just an optical illusion.
哈只是幻觉罢了
Come along, everyone. Step right up!
来这边各位跟紧点
That's right, I'm a jerk.
没错我是个混♥蛋♥
Hey! Wanna play Tic-tac-toe?
嘿想玩井字棋吗
Hey! I wanted to be X's! Let me be X's.
嘿我想当叉让我当叉嘛
Trust me, just let her be X's.
相信我你就让她当叉吧
Actually, I'm sorry. I changed my mind.
事实上抱歉啦我改主意啦
I'll be O's.
我来当圈吧
OK, you're gonna hate me right now...
好吧估计你现在开始恨我了
But is X's still a possibility?
但我还能当叉嘛
I don't think you're playing this right...
我觉得你不会玩这个游戏耶