都市女孩（2012）

Girls S02E05

Part 1 Nov. 30, 2020, 3:23 p.m.

OK, I'm pretty sure I invented it,
我很肯定我创造了这个词
and I'm kind of freaking out.
都把我自己吓着了
"Sexit".
"性遁"
Sexit? Sexit.
性遁性遁
Like, to leave in the middle of sex? Is that what it means?
床单滚到一半跑了是这意思吗
You would think that's what it meant, but, no.
你以为是这意思其实不然
What I'm thinking is you leave a party
我想的是要离开某个派对
or another public event in order to go have sex.
或者社交场合跑去做♥爱♥
You're making a sexy exit.
你要离开去做♥爱♥
That's a sexit.
就是"性遁"
Use it in a sentence.
造个句
Uh, let's see.
我试试
Ray, wanna leave this bar?
雷要离开这个酒吧吗
It's lame, but our vibe is on.
这里好无聊不过我俩挺对眼的
Let's just make a quick sexit.
赶紧"性遁"吧
I don't wanna do that with you.
我没想跟你这么干
I'm just showing you how I'd use it. Okay.
就是告诉你怎么用而已懂
And what makes you so sure you came up with this word?
你凭什么一口咬定是你造出这个词的
Uh, 'cause I've never heard anyone else say it,
因为我没听人用过啊
because I think if someone had said it,
要是有人用的话
it would have gone completely viral, like "Booty call".
这个词一定会像"约炮"一样火爆的
Right.
是嘛
If only there was a modern machine
要是有个高科技产品
that could answer that question for us.
能为我们解答这个疑问就好了
Urban Dictionary defines a sexit as, quote,
《城市词典》里这么定义"性遁"的
"To make a speedy or hasty exit
"在性♥爱♥过程中
in the middle of sexual intercourse;
匆忙离开
to end intercourse prematurely and just peace out."
过早结束性♥爱♥ 一去不回"
"Also known as a French exit."
"也被称为完事走人"
I've never heard anyone use it.
我从没听任何人用过
That's because it's awful.
因为这个合成词好烂
Hi. Could I speak with the manager?
你好能跟你们经理谈谈吗
Yeah, I'm the manager.
我就是经理
Great. Hey.
太好了
Excuse me. Sorry.
让一下抱歉
I live two blocks thataway in a house,
我住在这家店两个街区外
and I think someone from this place
我觉得这里有人
is leaving their trash in my cans.
把垃圾扔到我的垃圾桶里
And why would they do that,
我们有自己的垃圾箱
considering we have our own dumpster?
又何必扔到你那里去呢
I know, right? That's why it's so weird.
我也这么想所以觉得很奇怪
And how are you so convinced it's our trash?
你凭什么说是我们的垃圾
The coffee grounds, old bags of pastries,
咖啡渣过期点心
some bills with your address on them.
还有写着你们地址的账单
It's not a ton of trash, but it's more than I want in my cans.
也不是很多不过我可不想收这些垃圾
I don't know what to say, man.
我不知道该说什么了
I'm the manager. We have our own dumpster.
我是这里的经理我们有自己的垃圾箱
Unless someone's taking trash from our dumpster
除非有人寻开心把我们垃圾箱里的垃圾
and putting it in your cans for fun--
搬到你那里去
Well, I don't know whose idea of fun that would be.
谁会这样寻开心啊
Listen, I'd just love it if you could make it stop.
我就是想让你管一下这事
Oh, yeah? You'd love that?
是吗你想让我管
Look, I can only control what I can control.
我只能管自己能力范围内的事
Right, which is where your employees
没错那就是你的员工往哪扔
put your business's trash.
店里的垃圾
I trained all of my employees personally, professionally.
我亲自给这里所有的员工专业的训练
Each and every one of them.
这里每一个人
Even this one over here,
连这个都是
which wasn't fuckin' easy.
真♥他♥妈♥不容易
Yeah, I don't mean to point fingers here.
我不是来责怪谁的
I just get a little frustrated
我就是觉得有点不爽
when I can't fit my own garbage in my garbage can
我的垃圾桶装不下我自己的垃圾了
because somebody else's is in there.
因为别人的垃圾占了地方
You can understand that, right?
你能明白的对吧
Ray, maybe there is a world in which--
雷也许有这么个世界
Maybe we should just talk
也许我们应该说啊
and talk and talk and talk
说啊说啊说啊
and talk about this all day.
不停说上一整天
The problem seems to be I don't know how to satisfy you.
问题貌似是我不知道怎么让你满意
It's an unsolved mystery. I can't solve it for you.
真是不解之谜我没法帮你解决
I don't understand why your attitude
我不明白你的态度为什么
has been so flip since the moment I walked in.
自我踏进这里以来就一直很差
Flip? I was hoping we could talk,
很差我只是希望我们能谈谈
neighbor to neighbor.
邻居之间的谈话
Neighbor to neighbor!
邻居之间
What a world we'd live in
要是我们能像邻居之间谈谈
if we could talk to each other neighbor to neighbor.
那这得是个怎样的世界啊
Just lean against the fence and crack open a frosty one
靠在栅栏边敲开结霜的门
and cup each other's balls and sing "Kumbaya".
托着对方的球一起唱《空巴亚》[圣歌♥]
Wake up! Fucking pinko.
醒醒吧左倾分子
Listen-- listen to me, fun-times-guy.
听我说 "寻开心男"
I don't know where you get off behaving this way,
我不知道谁教你这么跟别人说话的
but I do know that twice a month you have a band play here
但我知道你这一个月有两次乐队演出
and you serve liquor without a license.
同时你还无证卖♥♥酒
Now, that is information that, up until now,
这些消息我早就知道
I have chosen not to use.
我只是一直没说罢了
Have fun with that information. Enjoy that information.
有消息了不起啊有消息就开心了啊
Take a big fucking bite out of that information.
好好享受你那些内♥幕♥消息去吧
You know what happened the last time we had a show here?
你猜上次乐队演出怎么着
There was a police officer in attendance.
连警♥察♥都来听了
Third row. Right at the show.
就坐第三排听得爽极了
You know why he came?
知道他为啥来么
'Cause he likes to see me play the fucking body drums.
因为他喜欢看我他妈的敲胸鼓
That's why. I don't even know what you're doing.
就为这我都不知你这是干啥
Corporal percussion.
身体打击乐
Is there something we could get you?
您有什么需要吗
Like, maybe a cup of coffee?
来杯咖啡好吗
Yes! How about an empty fucking trash can?
有需要来个空垃圾箱好吗
That's what I want!
我就需要这个
Get that through your thick head.
你个脑积屎
What a fucking meatball.
傻♥逼♥三孙子
Jesus Christ, that's depressing.
真尼玛郁闷
I do not know why you were just so awful to him.
你干嘛对人家那么凶啊
I was awful to him?
是我对他凶吗
That was horrible to watch.
都快看不下去了
This is a toxic work environment.
这里的工作环境太差了
You know what? I'm out. I'm out.
我辞职我不干了
Are you fucking serious?
你♥他♥妈♥逗谁呢
Dead serious.
谁都没逗
You just gonna make a rash sexit like that?
你就这么拍屁♥股♥走人吗
Yup.
没错
What the fuck you guys looking at?
看什么看
Go back to your panda videos
接着看熊猫视频去
before I turn off the Wi-Fi.
趁我还没关无线网
Do I know you?
我认识你吗
Oh, I work at Grumpy's
我在暴脾气咖啡馆上班
where you just were, so...
就是你刚去过的那家店
I'm sorry I exploded at your manager,
抱歉我冲你们经理发飙了
but he's lucky I didn't beat his ass.
不过我没扁他算他走运了
Completely.
没错
Honestly, I would do it to him if I could,
要是能扁他我早扁了
but I'm not in the position, um, to do that.
只不过我一个打工仔不敢打老板
I have something to tell you.
我想跟你说点事
Okay.
好啊
Just thinking about the right way to phrase this.
该怎么说比较好呢
Do you want to come in?
你想进来说吗
I don't think that's a very good idea.
恐怕不太好吧
I mean, you're basically a complete stranger to me,
我基本上不认识你
so, you know,
你懂的
could really be putting myself in, like, a Ted Bundy situation.
贸然进去可能成为泰德·邦迪的受害者