鬼屋欢乐送

皮特 你要是在等这束阳光
I might be a while if you're waiting
可能还得多等会儿
for the shaft of light, Pete.
没事儿 你慢慢来
Oh, that's okay, you take your time.
看着你开心 我也开心
Gives me pleasure to see you getting pleasure.
算了 让给你
Just take it.
杰在亚马逊买♥♥的
Ooh, Jay's new TV arrived
新电视机到啦
from Amazon Prime.
不是昨天才下单吗
Didn't he just order that yesterday?
现代的货物运输可真是令人惊叹啊
The modern transport of goods is truly a marvel.
如此高效 挽救了多少马匹的命
So much efficiency, so few horse deaths.
杰 大家都在 你可以宣布了
Jay, they're here, you can make your announcement now.
好了 是这样的 大家
Okay, here's the deal, people.
这电视仅限活人可看 好吗
This is for Livings only, okay?
我需要一台不被鬼鬼们控制着
I need one TV that isn't dominated
成天播放垃圾真人秀的电视
by ghosts watching trash reality.
《健美运动员的妻子》才不是垃圾呢
Bodybuilder Wives is not trash.
那是七位勇敢女性背后的故事
It's a peek behind the curtain of seven brave women
以及她们爱的肌肉男
and the musclebound men they love.
可是《浪♥女♥之战》
Although, Skank Wars...
好吧 这个没什么可抵赖的
Sure, that's harder to defend.
伙计们 杰为建造餐厅
Guys, Jay has been putting in long hours
投入了太长时间
planning the restaurant.
应该让他好好休息 放放轻松
He deserves to relax, kick back,
用4k电视看看尼克斯队输球
watch the Knicks lose in 4K.
太损了吧 宝儿
Good smack talk, babe.
说到餐厅
SASAPPIS: Speaking of the restaurant,
杰有再考虑下我的主意
has Jay given any more thought to my idea
放一台披萨烤箱吗
about putting in a pizza oven?
燃气或柴火都行 我不挑
Gas or wood- fired, I m not picky,
不过还是柴火烤披萨更好些
but, you know, probably wood- fired.
萨斯又在问买♥♥披萨烤箱的事了
Sass is asking again about you buying a pizza oven.
抱歉 萨斯亲
Sorry, Sassarino,
只是它跟餐厅的格调不太搭
it just doesn't work with the kitchen layout.
首先 告诉他别再这么叫我
First, tell him to never call me that again,
然后请向他
and then convey
传达我对不买♥♥烤箱深切的失望之情
my deep disappointment about the oven.
我们把电视放哪儿 宝儿
JAY: So what are we thinking, babe,
挂在这面墙上吧
hang it on this wall, right?
我说不好 我觉得大家
Oh, I don't know, I think people
通常喜欢把电视挂在壁炉上
usually put them above the fireplace.
这里是目光焦点
Sort of a focal point.
什么 那也太高了
What? That's way too high.
电视应该放在和人坐着时视线齐平的地方
You want the TV to be at eye- level when you're sitting.
这叫最佳视角
It's called optimal viewing angle.
这话说得也太傲慢了
Oof, that was dripping with condescension
就是这种态度才让马真塔
That's the attitude that got Magenta
在《浪♥女♥之战》中被踢出局
kicked off of Skank Wars.
说的没错 但如果放在那儿
Right, but if we put it there
那我们的沙发就只能背靠门
then we'd have the back of the couch facing the door,
这就把风水给破坏掉了
and that's bad feng shui.
这事儿上我和杰意见一致
PETE: I got to go with Jay on this one.
我可不想伸长了脖子看电视
You don't want to be craning your neck
本人可是很了解脖子痛是什么感觉的
and that's coming from a guy who knows about neck pain.
加一 詹姆斯·麦迪逊的狩猎版画
Agreed. James Madison's hunting print
就挂的高了几英尺
was hung several feet too high.
蜡烛燃烧的时候
We could barely stare at it
我们都坚持不住一直抬着头看
for the entire burn of a tallow candle.
你们过去还真无聊啊
Wow, you guys did not have a lot to do back then, huh?
我们可是发明了民♥主♥啊
Other than invent democracy?
在欧洲人之中
Amongst Europeans.
鬼鬼们喜欢这意大利红酱吗
How are the ghosts liking the marinara?
谈论食物会让索尔想起花花
Talk of food remind Thor of Flower.
她活着的时候也吃食物
She also ate food when alive.
经常吃
Many times.
经常吃
Many times.
他们还挺喜欢 -他还没缓过来呢
They seem to be enjoying it. TREVOR: Well, he's still struggling.
我很同情他 但花花去了更好的地方
I feel for the guy, but she's in a better place.
任何地方都比这里好
Any place would be better than here.
我就是被困在自己老家的囚犯
A prisoner in my ancestral home,
我的厨房♥里装满了异国的食物
my kitchen reeking of exotic foods.
这是意面
It's spaghetti.
这么多元音
So many vowels.
我理解索尔的沮丧心情
I understand Thor's frustration.
不管怎样 花花也是他第三个升♥天♥的情人
After all, Flower was his third paramour to be sucked off.
是吗
She was?
哦对 我总是忘记
Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting.
卢埃拉和弗拉特·玛丽亚升♥天♥的时候你们都不在
None of you were around for Luella or Flat Maria.
弗拉特·玛丽亚
Flat Maria?
不亲眼看到
Until you've seen it,
你无法想象一群牛能对人类身体造成多大的伤害
you can't imagine what a herd of cattle can do to the human body.
杰 这也太悲伤了
Oh, Jay, this is so sad.
艾萨克刚刚说
Apparently, Isaac says
索尔交过三个女朋友
Thor's had three girlfriends,
她们在和他约会后
and they all got sucked off
都升♥天♥了
after dating him.
可怜的家伙
Aw, poor guy.
可怜的家伙
Aw, poor guy.
感觉就像是
Sounds like he's got a Good Luck Chuck
《好运查克》
situation going on.
《幸运查克》是一部电影 里面的主角叫查克
Good Luck Chuck is a movie about a guy named Chuck
睡过超多女人
who slept with a lot of women.
完美人设
Flawless premise.
每个女火在和他约会之后
And every woman that he hooked up with
都会遇到自己的真命天子
would marry the next man that she met.
如果杰说的没错
So, if Jay is correct,
这的确是《幸运查克》剧情上演
and this is indeed a Good Luck Chuck situation,
难道真的每个
do we believe that any woman
难道真的每个
do we believe that any woman
和索尔约会过的女人
Thor becomes romantically entangled with
都能够升♥天♥吗
may end up getting sucked off?
有可能
ISAAC: Possibly.
那个可怜的维京人
That poor Viking bastard.
有趣
Interesting.
有趣
Interesting.
杰·阿伦德卡尔罚球
ANNOUNCER: Jay Arondekar at the charity stripe,
胜负未分
game on the line,
他要赢得此次比赛
to win the championship
拯救世界
and save the world.
披萨烤箱
Pizza oven.
什么 -去买♥♥一台披萨烤箱
What? Get a pizza oven.
你想要一台披萨烤箱
You want a pizza oven.
没有披萨烤箱就活不下去
You can't live without a pizza oven.
第二发
Shooting two.
太好了
Yes!
柴火烤披萨
Whoo! Wood- fired!
柴火烤披萨 柴火烤披萨
CROWD: Wood- fired! Wood- fired!
柴火烤披萨
Wood- firedl Huh?
柴火烤披萨
CROWD: Wood- fired!
你好呀 索尔
Hey there, Thor.
打扰你了嘛
Am I interrupting anything?
我想着来 鼓励你一小下
I thought maybe you could use some... cheering up.
不打扰 索尔只是在想
Not interrupting. Thor just thinking about emptiness
宇宙的空虚 存在的虚无
of universe, futility of existence,
美味的鳕鱼
deliciousness of cod.
可怜的索尔
Poor Thor.
你经历了太多痛苫
You've been through a lot.
或许我可以
Maybe there's some way I can...
帮你放松下
help you relax.
你真是 太善良了
Oh, yes, that...very kind.
我总是忘记狼尿有多刺鼻
I always forget how pungent that wolf urine is.