神秘博士（2024）

Doctor Who S02E06

Part 1 June 3, 2025, 9:53 p.m.

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他来了 - 你们最爱的主持人
And here he is - your favourite host,
正从低温休眠中苏醒
stepping out of cryogenic suspension.
解冻完成
Defrost complete.
好了，宝贝，今年是哪一年？
All right, babe, what's the year?
2925年地点？和谐竞技场牙齿？
2925. Venue? Harmony Arena. Teeth?
闪亮我们上场了
Dazzling. And we're on.
有请...
May I introduce...
...不朽的莱伦！
..the immortal Rylan!
呜呼！莱伦！
Whoo! Rylan!
请各位再热情些！
Faites du bruit, s'il vous plait!
啵！
Mwah!
哦，晚上好，和谐竞技场！
Oh, good evening, Harmony Arena!
多么美妙的夜晚！
What a fabulous night!
...来自银河系中心各地的朋友们！
..from all over the galactic hub!
有来自艾尔邦博的朋友吗？嗯
Have we got any crowds from El Bombo? Huh.
好的
Right.
我们只需要两分钟，把这个涡流计数器校准好
All we need is two minutes, get this Vindicator aligned.
然后我们就能送你回地球了！
Then we can get you back to Earth!
现在，我们已经筛选出...
Now, we've whittled it down...
那是...莱伦？！
Is that...Rylan?!
...从五万名参赛者中选出了四十位决赛选手
..from 50,000 contestants to 40 finalists,
来自四十个不同的世界，今晚都将为你们现场演唱
from 40 different worlds, all singing live for you tonight,
用歌♥声联结，响彻宇宙
and reaching out in song, across the universe.
欢迎来到第803届星际歌♥唱大赛！
Welcome to the 803rd Interstellar Song Contest!
哦，我们一定要留下我们留下
Oh, we're so staying. We're staying.
好了，各位，开始了。请集中注意力
Right, everyone, here we go. Bit of focus, please.
给莱伦特写
Tighter on Rylan.
音乐渐弱 26号♥机位稳住
Music fade out. Steady on 26,
15号♥，给我观众反应镜头
15, give me audience reaction.
找些面部特写韦恩，5号♥预录准备好了吗？
Find some faces. Wynn, are we ready on pre-record 5?
全部提示完毕，待命中
All cued up and standing by.
图像组，准备好投票链接
Graphics, get ready with the voting links.
莱伦，给我一些惊叹的表情
Rylan, give me some awe.
啊~~~
Awww.
不，是惊叹，A-W-E
No, awe, A-W-E.
哦。呃，各位，这太棒了
Oh. Er, folks, it is awesome.
星际歌♥唱大赛
The Interstellar Song Contest is transmitted
正在整个西侧银河旋臂进行现场直播！
live across the entire Western Galactic Arm!
观众数量达三万亿生命体
An audience of three trillion life forms.
只为选出一位冠军！
to find one winner!
放礼花炮
Cue confetti cannon.
现在让我听到你们的欢呼声！
Now let me hear some noise!
来吧！
Allez!
采用100%有机金罂粟培育而成
Cultivated from 100% organic golden poppy,
罂粟蜜甜美、浓郁、奢华
PoppyHoney is every bit as sweet, rich and decadent
如同真正的蜂蜜一样
as the real thing.
它如此美味，你绝对“蜂”狂
It's so good, you won't bee-lieve it.
荣誉赞助商 - 罂粟蜜。银河系的最爱
Proud sponsors - PoppyHoney. The galaxy's favourite.
你看，我们真是瞎操心
You see, we were worried about nothing.
这证明地球安然无恙哦，而且还挺时髦！
This proves that the Earth survives. Oh, in style!
74年ABBA获胜的时候我就在场
I was there in '74 when ABBA won.
奥利维亚·牛顿-约翰得了第四名
Olivia Newton-John came fourth.
什么？！绝对是名场面。绝对是名场面！
What?! Absolute scenes. Absolute scenes!
我小时候和爸妈一起看的
I watched with my mum and dad when I was little.
那是一年中最好的一晚
It was the best night of the year.
他们会让我熬夜投票
They'd let me stay up late for voting,
只要我刷了牙，换上睡衣
as long as I brushed my teeth and got into my pyjamas.
哦！再看看现在的我
Oh! And look at me now.
天啊，这夜晚太美了
God, it's such a beautiful night.
我们在哪儿？这是在哪儿举♥行♥的？
Where are we? Where's this taking place?
那不是夜晚，那是太空
That is not night, that is space.
和谐竞技场是一个空间站
The Harmony Arena is a space station.
你看到了吗？
Do you see?
那里！
There!
我们在一个泡泡里
We're inside a bubble,
在一个轨道空间站上宇宙太狂野了，宝贝们
on a station in orbit. The universe is wild, babes.
所以，怎么说，歌♥唱大赛先是接纳了澳大利亚
So, what, the Song Contest let in Australia,
然后是太空？我就知道！
and then space? I knew it!
我就知道你会喜欢的。终于！和我在一起
I knew that you would enjoy it. Finally! Being with me.
好的，抓到你了！
OK, gotcha!
涡流计数器准备就绪，已启动
Vindicator ready and primed.
谢谢你，博士
Thank you, Doctor.
这是最后一个环节了
That's the final link.
啊！
Ah!
不急。我喜欢精彩的表演
No rush. I love a good show.
葡萄？
Grape?
不知道我们坐的是谁的位子
I wonder whose seats we're in.
呃，现在太晚了 - 他们已经错过了！
Eh, it's too late now - they've missed it!
他们坐在我们的位子上！
They're sitting in our seats!
看！那两个人坐在
Look! Those two people are sitting in seats
绝对、肯定、确定是属于我们的位子上！
that absolutely, positively, definitely belong to us!
如果你能准时到
None of this would have happened if you'd just
就不会发生这种事了好吧
turned up on time. All right,
我已经说过对不起了不止如此，迈克
I've said I'm sorry. It's more than that, Mike.
你从来不把我做的事当回事
You don't take anything I do seriously.
哦，这没什么大不了的，加里。不过是些歌♥而已
Oh, it's hardly important, Gary. It's just songs.
我甚至不屑于回...
I'm not even gonna dignify that with a resp...
实际上，你知道吗，我会的
Actually, you know what, I will,
因为这不仅仅是歌♥，迈克
because it is not just songs, Mike.
它是我的一部分，当你取笑它的时候，就像
It's part of who I am, and when you make fun of it, it's like
你在取笑我一样我不知道，加里
you're making fun out of me. I dunno, Gary.
我们好像在原地打转
It's like we're going round in circles.
你知道，有时候，我觉得我们应该...
You know, sometimes, I think we should...
快点，快点！我们要错过开场了！
C'mon, hurry up! We'll miss the beginning!
多少次了？你为什么不做点什么？
How many times? Why won't you do something?
这是我的票卡。我的！
This is my ticket-card. Mine!
现在，你能做好你的工作
Now, would you do your job
把那些人赶出去吗，拜托了？
and get those people out, please?
第一阶段已启动
Phase one activated.
那有什么用？
How does that help?
我现在该怎么办？！
What am I supposed to do now?!
他说的第一阶段是什么意思？
What does he mean, phase one?
第一阶段已启动
Phase one activated.
好了，无人机，保持安静，谢谢。什么是第一阶段？
OK, drones, keep it quiet, thank you. What's phase one?
那是什么？
What was that?
我就是第一阶段
I'm phase one.
嗨
Hi.
你到底是谁？
Who the hell are you?
赫利恩人是谁
Who the Hellion.
那是我的种族，我叫基德
That's my species, and my name is Kid.
我们正在直播。无人机
We're in the middle of transmission. Drones,
把他弄出去我控制着无人机
get him out. I have drone control.
举起武器！
At arms!
大家保持冷静 - 谁也别动
Everyone stay calm. - Nobody move.
这个导播室是我的了
This gallery is mine.
好的。呃，我们...我们...要不要打个招呼
OK. Er, let's... Let's... Shall we say hello
给一些参赛者？好！
to some contestants? Oui!
就这么办！呃，我们有哪些人？
Let's do that! Er, who have we got?
哦，你好。我看到大热门了。是来自特里昂的科拉！
Oh, hello. I see hot favourite. It's Cora from Trion!
大家好！我太激动了
Hello, everyone! I'm so excited.
说实话，能来到这里是我的荣幸
Honestly, it's such an honour to be here.
我的意思是，多么棒的夜晚！我等不及要唱歌♥了！
I mean, what a night! I can't wait to sing!
锁住西7区5号♥舱壁，派人看守
Lock West 7 Bulkhead 5 and keep them guarded.
虽然他们要错过表演了，真是可惜
Although it's a shame they're gonna miss the show.
想我了吗？你根本不知道
Miss me? You have no idea.
是时候了，美人。第二阶段
It's time, gorgeous. Phase two.
韦恩。不管你在做什么，停下
Wynn. Whatever you're doing, stop.
我给了你一次机会
I took a chance on you.
没人雇用赫利恩人，但我雇了
No-one employs Hellions, but I did.
你可真是仁慈啊，宝贝。启动备用方案