离婚

From me.
跟我离了
Oh, man, sorry to hear.
真遗憾
Yeah?
怎么了
Ballard is here for his 4:00.
巴拉德来了 你们约了四点
Oh, three minutes.
三分钟
Pete, here''s the deal.
彼得 是这样的
I''m thinking about getting back into finance, you know?
我打算回归金融业
Come to work for a firm like this,
为这种公♥司♥工作
maybe as a money manager.
也许当个投资经理
I used to crush it at the client speak.
我以前在客户演讲上发挥可棒了
I closed every day, all day.
每天都能谈妥交易
The reason for that people like me,
原因是人们喜欢我
they can understand me both on the phone and in person.
在电♥话♥和当面交谈时都能懂我
Very likable, Peter. Very, very likable.
很讨喜 彼得 非常讨喜
And being likable is a fucking dying art.
做讨喜的人可是濒危的艺术
Ballard''s wait I know.
巴拉德在等 我知道
Look, Robert, I''m sorry.
罗伯特 很抱歉
I just I don''t have anything.
我没有职位
I wish I did.
真希望我有
All right, well, very likable.
好吧 很讨喜
It''s your loss. Good luck.
这是你的损失 祝你好运
Son of a bitch.
王八蛋
Come on, Lila, push it.
莱拉 进攻
Give it to Lexi. Good. Go, Lex!
传给莱克茜 上 莱克茜
Put it up. Good shot!
投篮 好球
Halftime!
中场休息
All right, let''s bring it in, ladies, bring it in.
过来 姑娘们 过来
All right,
好
let''s start off with the highlights.
先说亮点
Good D, Sasha, all right?
防守很棒 萨沙 好吗
Bridget, didn''t have to hit your inhaler till 10 minutes in.
布丽奇特 十分钟后才用吸入器
All right, now to the lowlights.
好 再说说缺点
We are getting our heinies kicked. We suck.
我们被揍惨了 我们太烂了
We have a whole second half to turn this thing around.
我们有整个下半场来扭转局势
Let''s don''t focus on the negative.
别专注于负面的东西
We''re not gonna focus on Maya missing a layup.
我们不会专注于玛雅带球上篮没进
Look, we''ve all made mistakes.
我们都犯了错
Like the number of times that I''ve asked a woman,
像是我多次问别的女人
Hey, when''s your baby due?"
你什么时候生 "
And it just turned out that she was,
结果她只是
you know, big boned around the middle.
肚子很大而已
Or, you know, I could
我可以
fixate on the mistakes I made in my marriage.
专注于我在婚姻中犯的错
Like the time I gave my wife,
比如我和妻子弗朗西丝的
Frances, a parrot for our fifth anniversary,
结婚五周年纪念日时 我送了她一只鹦鹉
when she had never demonstrated any interest in parrots
她从未表现过对鹦鹉的任何兴趣
or, actually, birds in general. Dad!
甚至没表现过对鸟类的任何兴趣 爸
Okay, here''s the point.
这是重点
I took the parrot back to the pet store
我把鹦鹉带回宠物店
and they found him a new home.
他们给它找了个新家
A home full of love and appreciation
那个家中满是爱和欣赏
and, apparently, eight bedrooms.
显然还有八个卧室
So overnight, that parrot was a winner,
一夜之间 鹦鹉成了赢家
living in a mansion, Bridget.
住在了大厦里 布丽奇特
And the lesson to be learned here
我们该学到的教训是
is that we can turn this around right away.
我们能立马扭转局势
We make our future, okay?
我们创造自己的未来 好吗
I want you guys to go out there in the second half,
我希望你们在下半场上场
and I want you to crush it, and be the parrot!
碾压对面 做那只鹦鹉
Okay, on three, kill.
好 数到三 说大杀四方
One, two, three, kill! Kill!
一二三 大杀四方 大杀四方
Hey, I''m Mitch. You must be Robert.
我是米奇 你肯定是罗伯特
Come on in. Yeah, okay.
请进 好
Thank you, Mitch.
谢谢你 米奇
That''s Diego and Jeb.
这是迪亚戈和杰布
Hey, guys.
你们好
Hey, Jeb. What''s up, my man?
你好 我是杰布 你好吗
All right. They were Tony clients, too.
好 他们也是托尼的客户
You know, when he called about you, I was like, "Hell, yes!"
他打电♥话♥来说你的事时 我说好啊
We got the Silvercreek fan club
我们在邦妮米德街6♥4♥号♥
going on up in here at 6♥4♥ Bonnymeade!
开着银溪粉丝俱乐部
You''re in luck ''cause Mikey moved out last week.
你很走运 因为麦基上周搬走了
He left all his sheets and an old bathing suit,
他留下了床单和一件旧泳衣
so those are totally up for grabs.
大家都有份
You know, I''m a BYO bathing suit kind of a guy.
我是自带泳衣的那类人
But, look, this is just a short term situation
但是 这只是短期情况
so that I can finish fixing up my house.
好让我装♥修♥完房♥子
Just need a place where my kids can spend the night.
只是需要一个孩子们能过夜的地方
And the random "Girlfriend" In quotes, right?
还有随意的"女友" 对吧
Don''t have a girlfriend presently, Mitch,
我现在没女友 米奇
but, uh, working on it.
但我在努力
The basement is a perfect play room.
地下室是完美的游戏室
Your kids are gonna love it.
你的孩子们会喜欢的
Dude, this room is not for children.
哥们 这房♥间不适合孩子们
That''s a fucking bong. Yeah.
那可是大♥麻♥烟枪 是啊
My shrink says I''ve got some childhood issues I''m working through.
我的心理医生说我得解决一些童年问题
Tony hooked me up with her Dallas Holt.
托尼帮我找了她 达拉斯·霍尔特
She''s giving me a deal.
她给我打了折
Not just ''cause Tony''s boning her.
不仅仅是因为托尼在搞她
Tony''s boning Dallas?
托尼在搞达拉斯吗
A strong choice.
坚强的选择
Nice mustache.
胡子不错
Fuck.
草
Adios, fucker.
再见了 混♥蛋♥
Oh, God.
天啊
Hey, Lila, how''s it going?
莱拉 你好吗
Hey, Dad.
爸爸
What are you doing here?!
你在这里干什么
Honey, is something wrong? Is everything okay?
亲爱的 出什么事了 一切还好吗
No, I just wanted to spend the night with you.
没事 我只想跟你一起过夜
Aw, honey. Aw, you know you can''t do that.
亲爱的 你知道那样不行
It''s against the rules.
违反了规定
I''m being the parrot. I''m changing my future.
我在做那只鹦鹉 我在改变我的未来
Well, hey, fist bump on remembering my coaching, okay?
击拳 你记住了我的教导
I miss you.
我好想你
I miss you, too, honey,
我也想你 亲爱的
but I don''t even have a toilet that works.
但家里都没有能用的马桶
So? I can hold it.
那又怎么样 我可以憋着
Does your mom know you''re here?
你妈妈知道你来了吗
Oh, come on, honey.
走吧 亲爱的
We gotta get you home. No, Dad!
我们得送你回家 不 爸爸
I want to live with you, not her.
我想跟你住一起 不是她
All right, look, honey, here''s the deal.
听着 亲爱的 情况是这样的
I don''t have a place for you to stay yet.
我现在还没地方让你住
As fabulous as this house is going to be one day,
虽然这房♥子以后会富丽堂皇
it doesn''t count, apparently.
但显然那不算数
I mean, yes, I could sell the house
是的 我可以卖♥♥掉房♥子
and get a crappy apartment,
弄一间破公♥寓♥
but the problem is the market is down and no one is buying.
但问题是市场低迷 没人买♥♥♥房♥♥
I just have to wait for the market to improve.
我得等到市场改善
And it''s gonna be, like, maybe June.
也许在六月
I don''t wanna wait until June.
我不想等到六月
A stupid place for that.
放这里真蠢
Right over the heating vent.
就在散热口上面
It''s a fire hazard.
可能引发火灾
Yeah. What are you doing here?
好了 你来干什么
Lila biked over to my house last night.
莱拉昨晚骑车去了我家
What?!
什么
Lila, you can''t ride your bike in the middle of the night!
莱拉 你不能在大半夜骑车
That''s incredibly dangerous! I was fine.
太危险了 我没事