说唱王戴夫

Dave S02E06

Part 3 May 27, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

专辑还没出吗
早起看见我的女王
他说我们应该把这个做成假阴毛
and he said we should turn it into a merkin.
如果你不知道这个词是什么意思这是假阴毛的代名词
If you don't know what that is, that's-that's fake pussy hair
就装饰在你真的阴毛上
on top of your pussy hair.
我还记得差不多就像这样
I remember just feeling like this.
差不多就是这样
Just feeling like this.
早起看见我的女王
你永远不会成为卡迪
停下你们她也只是个人
恶你的眉毛画得真丑
你们看到这条评论了吗
Do you see this comment section?
我的眉毛怎么了
What is wrong with my eyebrows?
我...我要找到这个人这谁啊
I'm-I'm about to look this dude up. Who's this?
恶你的眉毛画得真丑
坐我脸上
我会把我仅剩的钱都给你
我会用我的小指喝你的昂贵的洗澡水
我喜欢你在年轻时穿的那套衣服那件金色衣服很适合你
光看你的头像
Just from your avi alone,
我就能知道你这个人经常经历一些拙劣性行为
I can tell that you have bad sex often.
吉米你敢惹我们的女王小心祸从口出
你怎么敢这么说
滚吧
你不就是想要博眼球吗
丑婊你应该上电椅
听着罗杰先生我很喜欢你的表演
Listen, Mr. Rogers, I love your show.
但你现在是在我的直播间里...
But something about you being on my live...
我只是开玩笑的
大家我可能要去剃...
Okay, guys, so as you can see, I probably got to go sh--uh,
剃毛和脱毛...剃脱我的...
shave and wax--"shax" my...
我得先去剃脱我的假阴毛了
I have to shax my merkin.
让我闻闻你的月经血
别再装白人了
别再装黑人了
你是个妓♥女♥ 应该被处以火刑
你永远不会成为卡迪
滚吧
再见啦
Bye.
♪ 任何人 ♪
♪ Anyone. ♪
莉迪亚 - 经纪人
你忘记插入品牌广♥告♥了
萨凡纳 - 助理
车20分钟后就到准备好
卡尔文
你可以给我加四个人到明天的名单里吗
日程表一小时
排练 (120分钟)
史蒂芬 - 代理人
你肯定会喜欢这次拍摄的
我今晚就想见你
能邀请你今晚7点左右在纸船餐厅和我共进晚餐吗
我今天忙疯了不过去他的
我们可以更疯点我会来的
别在这个笨app上聊天了吧
我感觉这里没有中国菜吧
Look, I don't think you can get Chinese food out here
你得去东边那里找
the way it is back east.
我觉得这个也挺好吃的 -是啊是挺好吃
I thought this was really good. - No, it was good. It was good.
我准备去预约一个就在...
我觉得挺好吃的你是不是... -但这里不是东海岸戴维
I thought it was good. Did you... - Wasn't East Coast. David.
你在干嘛呢...戴维 -哈
What do you...David? - Huh?
我们来着是想在冬天陪陪你但你...
You know, we come out here for the winter to be with you, and it's...
你整个人都魂不守舍的
it's like you're not even here with us.
我是一直都在和一个女子聊天
I've just been talking to a woman all day,
我感觉我的心跳加速...有点激动
and my heart's kind of racing...it's exciting.
她可能比较有名
And she may or may not be famous.
噢 -就是这样
Ooh. - Yeah.
是谁啊 -她叫...雅蔓兰
Who is it? - Her name is...Amala.
或念作阿玛拉
Or "Ah-mah-la."
其他人都叫她豆荚猫
The junkets would refer to her as Doja Cat.
她是...她是犹太人吗
Is she... is she Jewish?
维♥基♥百♥科♥上说她有一半的犹太人血统
Wikipedia actually does say that she's half-Jewish.
对 -那另一半是什么
Yeah. - Oh, what's the other half?
黑人血统
Black.
那挺好的啊戴维
Well, that's wonderful, David.
怎么了
What?
谁在乎她是哪个人种
Who cares what ethnicity she is?
这不是你先问她是不是犹太人吗
Well, you asked if she was Jewish.
那不一样
That's different.
你看看她 -哇哦
Check her out. - Wow.
她有对...
She has...
很棒的胸部
great breasts.
噢是个很有气派的女人
Oh, very impressive woman.
来让我... -行了你老婆就在旁边
Here. Let me... - All right, Dad. You got Carol right there.
我知道啦... -我再发个东西给她就好
I know... - I just got to send this one thing to her,
我就会回到我们这里正在做的事上
and then I'll get right back to whatever's going on over here.
宝贝...
Honey...
如果你觉得这么做让你开心
If you think it's gonna make you happy
在圈子里找个人约会
dating women in the industry--
我跟你说你还有另一件事要注意
let me tell you, you've got another thing coming.
应该是多个心眼才对
Another think coming.
豆荚猫
嘿我是戴维这是我的手♥机♥号♥
来用短♥信♥交流吧今晚见
戴维
嘿我是戴维这是我的手♥机♥号♥
来用短♥信♥交流吧今晚见
莉迪亚 - 经纪人
快点 - 我们得在去排练的路上做采访
由来自Complex[美国流行娱乐杂♥志♥]的乔采访你
记得友善点
萨凡纳 - 助理
车要到了司机名字叫卡里奥斯
再不会有跟踪狂啦
什么 -我要试试用短♥信♥联♥系♥她
What? - I got to get off this app.
多个心眼
Another think.
你什么意思 -你说"另一件事"
What are you talking about? - You said "another thing."
就是另一种...表达方式 "要多个心眼"
It's another...The expression, "another think coming."
我们终于离开app对话了
We're moving off the app.
心眼 -对呀
Think? - Yeah.
我很抱歉 -噢所以你要把我们丢在这里
I apologize. - Oh, so you're just gonna up
and leave us here
然后让麦克来带着我们逛一下午吗
and have Mike help us for the rest of the afternoon?
没错 -那为什么他没有去你的拍摄现场
Yeah. - And why isn't he going to your video shoot?
因为那不是我个人的视频作品
It's not my video shoot.
那是...是其他需要我帮助的艺人们的
It's...They're other artists who need my help for their video.
但是对 -说到这个
But, yeah. - Well, and while we're talking about it,
我本来想把你的视频给我朋友看的
I would love to show my friends your videos,
但听着你写的歌♥词我太没脸放了
but when I listen to your lyrics, I feel shame.
谢谢你这么说妈妈
Thanks, Mom. I-I appreciate that.
我就是...他们是挺不错的...
Well, I just...There's nice...
我得在这叫俩来福[网约车公♥司♥]的车所以
I have to get a Lyft right here, so...
戴维你肯定有方法把它写的稍微委婉些
David, there is a nicer way to say things.
这些歌♥词不用都那么直球和粗俗吧
Everything doesn't have to be so crass and vulgar.
"一个棍子上干个婊♥子♥"这样
"Fuck a bitch on a stick" this,
"来人口我"这种
and "somebody suck me" that.
这也太不尊重人也很厌女
Its degrading and misogynistic,
戴维我相信你能写出更好的东西
and, David, you are so much better than that.
我知道我...
I hear you. I...
我觉得你可能还不太理解说唱圈...
I think you just don't kind of understand rap music to an extent...
它其实代表着一种野兽的野性...
it's the nature of the beast...
但我之后会多考虑你的想法
but I will take your feelings into account moving forward.
我明白了
I understand.
不会再出现厌女相关的了
No more misogyny.
我爱你 -我也爱你
I love you. - I love you, too.
那个到底"口"是什么意思
Hey, what exactly is "neck"?
"被口"
"Getting neck"?
我听到你说过这个
'Cause I've heard you say that,
但我不懂这是什么意思
but I don't understand what it means.
我们晚点再聊这个话题
We're gonna pick this up at a later juncture.
麦克等下会发短♥信♥来然后和你们见面
Mike's gonna text you and meet up with you.
好 -好好处理你们的事我爱你们
Okay. - Take care of all the errands. I love you both.
路上小心等会见 -你也是
Drive safe. See you soon. - Same here.
爱你爱你 -爱你们路上小心待会见
Love you. Love you. - Love you both. Drive safe. See you soon.
你啊... -就是这样
You... - Yeah.
到底什么是"被口"
What is getting neck?
我觉得就是头埋到那里做的事吧
I think it's getting head,
不过是以比较现代的方式
but in a modern kind of way.
就是用你的脖子那样吗 -不是就像...
Like, with your neck? - No, like...
赛蒂
赛蒂关于今晚我可能低估了今天的忙碌程度
没错
Exactly.
我姐姐已经怀孕六个月了
My sister's six months pregnant now,
就好像突然一下...整个人生暂停了一年一样
and it's like boom...trajectory on pause for what, a year?
然后她的身体就像突变了一样
While her body is just mutating
因为那个...
because of the...
我的天
Oh, my God.
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