说唱王戴夫

Dave S02E02

Part 4 Dec. 28, 2021, 6:57 p.m.

我不知道她来不来什么时候来
Look, I don't know if or when she's coming.
我们一天都很想念彼此
We sort of just missed each other all day.
-真好 -盖塔
‐ Great. ‐ Gata!
-怎么样艾玛 -怎么样
- What's up, Emma? ‐ What's up?
你没错过什么
Well, you didn't miss anything here.
这个地方很无聊
This place is, like, not fun.
我喜欢这个地方
I like this spot.
是我推荐给埃尔兹的
I'm the one who suggested it to Elz.
很低调
It's low‐key.
看到没她和埃尔兹打了个招呼
See? Her and Elz smashed
他们依旧没事仍然热情友好
and they still cool, cordial.
古兹曼你怎么样兄弟
Yo, Guzman! Hey, what's up, nigga?
他刚说什么
What did he just say?
他们还提供食物吗
Are they still serving food?
你和埃尔兹睡了吗
You had sex with Elz?
我竟然都不知道
And I don't even know about it?
盖塔都知道你根本不认识盖塔
And Gata knows about it? You don't even know Gata.
-这没什么 -没什么
‐ It was nothing. ‐ Nothing?
听上去信息量可够充足的都上到本垒了
It sounds like it was everything. It was a home run.
所有事都干了什么叫没什么
All the bases were hit. What do you mean, nothing?
做保护措施了吗
Was it unprotected?
你们没戴套吗
Did you fuck him raw?
闭嘴现在知道我为什么不告诉你了吧
Shut up! Now you see why I didn't tell you?
知道了或许你不想成为一个伪君子
Yeah, probably 'cause you don't want to look like a hypocrite
只因为你说不能和睡过的人做朋友
for saying you can't be friends with someone that you sleep with.
我没有沉溺其中但如果是的话我会指出
I'm not indulging this, but if I was, I would point out
我和埃尔兹的事又蠢又尴尬
that my shit with Elz was dumb and awkward,
而你和艾丽真正谈过恋爱
and you and Ally actually had a real relationship.
这不能混为一谈
It's not one‐to‐one.
你能替我给艾丽发短♥信♥ 问问她什么时候到吗
Can you text Ally and ask her ETA for me?
我去拿点吃的
I'm getting food.
这里没吃的你在浪费时间
There's no fucking food here. You're wasting your time.
这场聚会毫无规划
The whole event is mismanaged.
你们想赢钱吗
Y'all gonna win that chip or what?
我想来玩会儿游戏
I'm trying to come to the game or something.
♪ I'm on the X, I'm on the codeine. ♪
不我喜欢与他共事
No, I love working with him, but nah, nah.
但他不喜欢
Ye, Ye's not like that.
他想听听我的想法
He wants to see what I come up with.
所以我盯着他给我的照片
So I‐I've just been staring at this picture he gave me
半人半兽
of this half‐man, half‐beast,
-这些是我的参量 -借过一下
- those are my parameters. ‐ Excuse me, excuse me.
这是我的排队借过一下
It's my party. Excuse me.
我想上厕所的时候就得去
I get to use the bathroom when I want.
-到时间了 -闭嘴
‐ Whoa, time‐out. ‐ Shut up, cutie.
别碰我背拜托
Don't touch my back, please.
让开
Move, move, move.
你喜欢坐下尿尿你个怪胎
You like to sit down when you pee, you look like a weirdo.
在某些时候我们应该承认
At a certain point, we should probably acknowledge
你戴着耳钉的事实
the fact that you're wearing earrings.
没人不承认
It's been acknowledged.
我们也该承认你光着屁♥股♥坐在马桶上
We should also acknowledge the fact that you just sat on a toilet bare‐ass
上面没有坐垫
with no seat cover on it.
坐垫
A seat cover?
是的坐垫你在说什么
Yeah, a seat cover. What is‐‐ What are you saying?
什么是坐... 我不知道那是什么
What is a seat‐‐ I don't know, what is that?
看看你身后傻子
Look behind your head, fool.
给宝宝换尿布用的吗
The changing babies thing?
不是给宝宝用的是给你屁♥股♥用的
That's not for changing babies, bro, that's for your ass.
我没看到这上面有什么反光的东西所以...
Well, I didn't see anything glistening on this thing, so...
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
你的专辑怎么样了
How's your little album going?
挺好的我现在住的新家
Great. Uh, my house‐‐ my new house, that I live in,
价值几百万非常适合创作
that's multimillion‐‐ is so good at creativity‐causing.
我一直在等节拍但没等到
I've been waiting for beats for a while, haven't gotten any.
不知道你怎么样了
Don't know what's going on with you.
你不工作了吗
Did you just stop working?
不我一直在工作
No, I been working a lot.
我最近一直在忙事业
I've just been busy with some projects and stuff.
比如呢
Like what?
我不能说该死
Things I can't talk about. Damn.
你不能说吗
Things you can't talk about?
美国音乐家歌♥手作曲家音乐制♥作♥人
-史蒂夫·兰西 -谁
‐ Steve Lacy. ‐ Who?
史蒂夫·兰西... 瞧见没你不在圈内
Steve La‐‐ See? Look, you're just not in on shit.
你还漂浮在表面比如
You're just more, like, surface‐level, like
班尼和达蒙·鲍尔
Benny and Damon Power.
你是那种会参加一个音乐会
You're one of those people who pulls up to, like, a concert,
然后说"是的我喜欢..."
you're like, "Yeah, I love..."
在你说什么或者做什么之前
You should probably wipe the cocaine off your nose
最好把你鼻子上的可♥卡♥因♥擦掉
before you, like, say anything or do anything else.
不用担心我公布那些没用的消息
And don't worry about me publicizing that useless information;
我不会发推特的
I'm not tweeting about it.
你这么刻薄只是因为艾丽没来
You're just so salty that Ally's not here.
外面见傻子
See you out there, dork.
那人刚刚在这里吸了可♥卡♥因♥
This guy just did coke in here!
♪ You wan' book me for a show, I'm charging ten for that ♪
♪ Yeah, all that back and forth, we ain't into that ♪
♪ Yeah, if you want some smoke, then we sending that ♪
♪ We got 50s in them Tommy's, I'm Bin Laden ♪
♪ Bend the corner, hit the block ♪ ♪ We finna trap 'em ♪
♪ If I die, don't be sad ♪ ♪ Throw a party ♪
♪ 'Cause my kids, they gonna finish what I started ♪
♪ Keep me out the loop, no more Internet ♪
♪ You wan' book me for a show, I'm charging... ♪
谢谢
Thanks.
你不敢相信刚刚发生了什么
You won't even believe what happened.
你们有打火机吗
Anybody got a lighter I could use?
打火机
Lighter?
利尔·迪基
Little Dicky.
天哪拜托
Jesus Christ. Please.
天哪你是那个说唱歌♥手
Oh, shit, you're that rapper.
那个热门视频就是你拍的
That had the video that was trending.
-肯定的 -这怎么成了基本问题呢
‐ It totally is. ‐ How is that a basic question?
没什么比人生中最大的恐惧还深刻的了
There's, like, literally nothing deeper than someone's biggest fears in life.
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
好吧我父母去世了
Fine, um, my parents die,
我的职业生涯进展不顺利
my career doesn't go how I want it to.
-我找不到真爱 -天哪
‐ Um, I don't find love. ‐ Wow.
别把鞋脱了
Oh, actually, you know what, don't even take those off.
这里有
There's, uh, yeah.
这里都是灭蚁药
There's ant poison all over.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
生活怎么变成这样了
What is life right now?
所以...
So...
美国电子音乐组合
这看起来像是烟鬼组合的房♥子
This looks a lot like The Chainsmokers' house.
-太棒了 -是啊
‐ Cool. ‐ Yeah. Yeah.
他们都不飞叶子
They don't even smoke bogues.
-你知道吗 -什么是叶子
‐ You know? ‐ What‐What's a bogue?
你真有趣
You're funny.
我能参观一下吗
So, can I get a tour?
可以啊
Yeah. Uh...
我经常坐在那张椅子上
you know, I sit in that chair, often.
我们总算有了这个工作室
And at long last, we have the studio.
好吧
Oh, okay.
我们得拍张照片
We have to take a picture at some point.
别让我忘记
Don't let me forget.
-好 -这太有趣了
‐ Okay, yeah. ‐ This is so funny.
-太有趣了 -我们要继续喝酒吗
‐ It's hilarious. ‐ Should we keep drinking?
我不知道我感觉我们来了这里我们做到了
Uh, I don't know. I feel like we're here, we made it.
我们应该... 对了我还...
Like, do we, you know...? By the way, I'm also...
我没喝酒我抽烟了
I didn't drink. I'm... I smoked.
我磕嗨了
I'm faded.
-好没事 -吃鸡柳吗
‐ Okay, cool. That's fine. ‐ Chicken fingers?
我不吃动物
Um, I don't eat animals.