说唱王戴夫

Dave S02E03

Part 1 Dec. 28, 2021, 6:57 p.m.

我写不出一首让我满意的歌♥
I can't write a song unless all the sounds are perfect.
你一首歌♥都写不出来
You can't even write a song, period.
听起来太丰富了这不行
Too thick. It can't be too thick.
也不能太薄弱一定要恰到好处
Can't be too thin. It's got to be that sweet spot.
我们可以先放放这个
We can use this as a placeholder.
我想谈谈鼓点
Let's talk about the kick drums
它听起来有点不够独特
'cause they're feeling a little bit, like, not distinguished.
我不干了抱歉该休息了
Nope. Sorry. It's break time.
只要把它放在炉子上
Just drop it right on the burner.
煤气炉上 -没错放在中间
On the burner? - Yeah, right on the burner.
这焦度太完美了你会喜欢的
Oh, it's incredible. The char. You're gonna love it.
哇噻 -看起来很棒对吧
Wow. - Yeah. It's pretty nice, huh?
我猜你不经常和成年人一起开留宿派对对吧
I bet you don't have sleepovers with adult men very often, do you?
我有一个男室友是成年人
Uh, you know, I live with a man, a grown man,
所以我有过... -噢对
so I kind of have them...- Oh, yeah,
我忘了你和你的冒牌医生兼经纪人一起住
I forgot you...live with your quack manager.
他是个好人 -没错他是个好人
He's a sweet man. - Yeah. No, no, he's a sweet guy.
你怎么从不带他来玩呢
Why don't you ever bring him around?
不知道我就是觉得
I don't know. It's just, I feel like
有时候很难和你的经纪人当朋友
it's hard to be friends with your manager sometimes.
你是那种会全心投入工作不划水玩的人
You're an all-work, no-play type of guy.
这是哪种肉是牛肩碎肉嘛
Hey, what kind of meat is that? Is that ground Chuck?
我不知道啊小亲亲
Mm, I don't know, Chuck.
这是有人从日本带来给我的
There's a guy who brings it to me from Japan.
你刚叫我小亲亲
Did you just call me Chuck?
好像是的小亲亲
Yeah, maybe I did, Chuck.
噢亲爱的
Oh. Chuck.
没错不过再低一点
Yeah, but go lower with it.
就是这样
Yes. Yeah.
我能捕捉到一瞬间的灵感但没办法持续这个状态
I can catch, like, moments, but, like, I just can't maintain.
PRL是Performance Rights Limited的缩写
这是一家保护音乐人♥权♥益的公♥司♥
你有听说过PRL吗
Okay, have you ever heard of a PRL?
没有
No.
作曲者和出版商都有份额
So, there's like a writer's share and a publisher's share.
这你知道吗 -不知道啊
Do you even know what that is? - No.
小亲亲你在哪里学会做这个的
Chuck, where did you learn how to do all that?
我的霹雳舞课上当时我好像是小学七年级
I was in breakdancing class when I was in, like, seventh grade.
当我以前需要坐飞机的时候就会做一整套仪式
And when I used to fly, I used to have to have a whole ritual.
犹太教安息日的祝福语
比如祝福你我永远的神
Like, Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech...
最后我会大声说阿们然后我会
And at the end, I had to go..."Amen" out loud, and then go...
太好吃了小亲亲
Mmm. Chuck.
没错而且里面还有洋葱
Yup, and there was onions in that.
真的吗 -是啊你喜欢洋葱
Really? - Mm-hmm. You like onions.
我喜欢洋葱
I like onions?
每次要和我父母道别的时候
Every time I had to, like, say goodbye to my parents,
我都要在他们脸颊中♥央♥亲一下
I had to kiss them right in the middle of their cheek.
说 "我爱你妈妈路上小心回头见"
"I love you, Mom. Drive safe. See you soon."
然后我会在一个爱心中想象他们的脸庞
And then I had to envision their face within a heart.
小亲亲国会是什么
Chuck... what's Congress?
我不知道
I don't know.
那参议院呢
What about the Senate?
那是国会的一部分吗 -参议院是...不对
Is that part of Congress?
- The Senate is part... No.
我赢了
I won.
这里面实在有太多声音了
There's literally gonna be, like, a hundred sounds in it.
我不知道你...
I don't know what you're...
我知道不过如果听起来太生硬的话...
I know, but if it's too abrasive, it's not gonna...
你觉得公鸭和未来小子会这么做吗
Do you think Drake and Future do this?
好吧小亲亲我会给你看我的鸡鸡
All right, Chuck. I'll show you my dick.
小亲亲你用来撒尿那个洞在哪
Chuck, where's the hole where you pee out of?
它看起来绿绿的
It's, like, green.
小亲亲这个东西应该出现在每个联♥合♥国♥会议上
Chuck, this thing needs to be at every U.N. conference.
这也太棒了
This is incredible.
你不需要感到羞耻
This is nothing to be ashamed of.
希♥特♥勒♥也有一根畸形鸡鸡
Hitler had the same dick disorder.
这驱使他发动了大屠♥杀♥
It actually drove him to the Holocaust.
小亲亲这东西驱使你进入了喜剧这一行
Chuck, this thing drove you to comedy.
不要我不想这么做不感兴趣
Nope, don't want to do it. Not attracted.
不行好恶心你好恶心
Nope. Disgusted. You're disgusting.
不觉得色情只觉得很开心
Doesn't feel, like, sexual. It just feels good.
做这个的时候必须看起来很性感
And you got to look hot while you're doing it, too.
女孩子们怎么能这么做♥爱♥的 -我也不知道
How do girls have sex like this? - I don't know.
小亲亲说不定我可以...
Chuck, maybe I can...
小亲亲你觉得我们可以超过十六小时什么都不说吗
Chuck, you think we're gonna talk about nothing for 16 more hours?
他经常会说 "为耶稣留个地方"
He would always say, "Leave room for Jesus."
它看起来像两块圣诞火腿
Looks like two Christmas hams.
小亲亲我正在努力
Chuck. All right, Chuck. I'm doing it.
把它放我头上吧
Put 'em on my head.
小亲亲这也太恶心了
Chuck, that's disgusting.
DAVE 说唱王戴维
Season 02 Episode 03 第二季第三集
The Observer 观察者
戴维
Hey, David?
戴维
Dave?
戴维
Dave?
小亲亲我感觉我要放屁了
Chuck, come on. The gas is coming.
我马上就把口香糖放进去小亲亲
Yeah, I'm getting the gum right, Chuck.
亲爱的这真的能吹出泡泡吗
Chuck, is this really gonna blow a bubble?
当然我是在油管上看到的
Yeah. I've been reading about it on YouTube.
好吧你撑着点小亲亲我要把它放进去了
All right, hold on, Chuck. I'm putting it in, Chuck.
我没看着呢
I'm not looking at this.
我都不敢对着你下面那里看 -小亲亲直接来吧
I can't even look down the barrel of this thing. - Chuck, just do it.
小亲亲
Chuck.
噢小亲亲 -噢小亲亲亲爱的我能感受到它了
Oh, Chuck. - Oh, Chuck. Chuck, I can taste it.
那么轮到你来放气了
So it's on you to fart.
好的我现在就要来了
Okay, I'm gonna do it right now.
噢小亲亲加塔给我打电♥话♥了
Oh, Chuck, Gata's calling me.
等等加塔在...
Hey, hold on. Gata's...
小亲亲可我正在努力吹泡泡诶
Chuck, Chuck, I'm trying to make the bubble.
我知道加塔给我打一天电♥话♥了
I know. Gata's been calling me all day.
等我一小会马上来
One sec. One sec.
嗨你好嘛 -你怎么样
Yo. What's up, Daddy? -What's up, fool?
我准备在脸上纹一个"LD"
Look, I'm about to get the LD blasted on my face, nigga.
哇加塔你干嘛呢别呀
Whoa! Gata, what the fuck are you...? Do not do that.
你说啥呢我跟你说过我要做的
Bruh, what you talking about? I told you I was gonna do it.
是啊但我以为你在开玩笑呢
Yeah, I thought you were kidding.
谁真的会去做这种事啊
Like, who would ever do that in real life?
加塔如果我没接电♥话♥的话
Gata, if I didn't pick up the phone right now,
你不会就直接把这个纹脸上了把
would you have just gotten that tattoo on your face?
我又没有和这个logo结婚
I'm not even married to that logo.
兄弟你是我的朋友
Bro, you my nigga.
我想人们看到我的时候也能看到你傻子
When people see me, they got to see you, too, fool.
这不是什么大事 -我谢谢你加塔
It ain't no big deal. - I appreciate that, Gata,
我们说的可是你的下半辈子
but, like, this is, like, the rest of your life we're talking about.
那东西可是永久的
It's permanent.
你真的要在脸上永远留个东西吗
You can't have a fucking thing on your face forever.
好吧老兄你说的对
Man, bro. All right, man. You're right, bro.
我太冲动了
I'm-I'm-a slow down, man.
不过我还是想闻个东西
But I'm-a still get something else,
忍♥者神龟里乌龟们的老鼠老师和养父
比如斯普林特大♥师♥什么的
like Master Splinter or something,
你知道我最喜欢忍♥者神龟了
'cause you know I love the Ninja Turtles.
他们也是我的兄弟 -这个可以
They're my niggas, bro. - Do that.
我支持你纹这个
That's... I support that.
你今天去干嘛了
Hey, what y'all on today, though?
我和本尼一起玩呢
Uh... I'm hanging out with Benny.
嗨你好啊
Yo, man. What's up?
哥们那个东西看起来很奢华啊
Man, that shit look lavish over there.
我和托恩在一起呢 -嗨
I'm with that nigga Tone. - Hey, yo.
你什么时候请我们一起来玩啊
Man, LD, when you gonna invite us over there to hang out, man?
我也想蹭蹭本尼·布兰科的光
I'm trying to be around that Benny Blanco money, man.
你知道...
Well, you know...