笑对人生（2014）
Cristela
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笑对人生（2014）
Cristela S01E08
Part 3
April 12, 2021, 2:33 p.m.
on the other side of the building, so that you can --
不 我想跟我的兄弟们待在一起
Oh, no, no. I want to be here with my guys.
你可以使用我的办公桌 老板
You can have my desk, sir!
那小子的耳朵比猎犬还灵
Kid's got ears like a basset hound.
我就当你这话是夸奖我了 老板
Taking that as a compliment, sir!
好极了 好极了
Great, great.
这样我就可以近距离接触你可爱的家人们了
Nah, this way I'll be able to be near your adorable family.
如果每次别人夸我可爱
You know, if I had a nickel
我都能得到5分钱的话
for every time someone called me adorable...
你至今也就能得到5分钱而已
You would have a nickel.
好了 我们把货车
All right, uh, let's bring the truck
开到载货电梯旁边 可以开始装货了
around to the service elevator so we can start loading.
好的 谢谢
Oh, okay. Thank you.
我以为你至少会穿条长裤来呢
I thought you were gonna get him some pants.
我穿了
I did.
我给剪短了
I cut them off.
怎么了啊
What?!
你面对诱惑 无法集中精神了吗
What, are you having trouble concentrating?
阿尔贝托似乎是个挺有趣的人
So, uh, Alberto seems kind of interesting.
夏威夷短袖衫和牛仔短裤
Hawaiian shirts and jean shorts.
真是这世上最有趣的男人了啊
Most interesting man in the world.
嘿 老兄 我等下来找你好吗
Hey, uh,primo, I'll catch up with you, okay?
我有点事 要处理一下
I got some, uh, business to take care of.
阿尔贝托 你在干什么
Alberto, what are you doing?
当个爷们儿
Being a man.
我可是靠双手工作的人 兄弟
You know, I work with my hands, bro.
我也是
Me too.
一分钟打90个字
90 words a minute.
你只是用指尖工作而已 兄弟
You're using your fingertips, man.
我可是用整只手
I use my whole hands.
我也是啊
So do I.
这些文件可不会自己移♥动♥哦
These files don't carry themselves.
乔什 你拿着那文件表演的健身锻炼已经够了
Josh, I think you've done enough reps with those files.
我们都被吓死了
We're all terribly intimidated.
你知道吗
You know what?
你让我想起了伦尼这个人物
You remind me of the character Lennie
就是史坦贝克的《人鼠之间》那部书里那个
from steinbeck's "of mice and men."
真有意思 你让我想起了那只小兔子
That's funny, you remind me of the little rabbit he, uh...
我刚刚以为你不会知道这个典故呢
Did not think you'd know that reference.
你为什么以为他会不知道这个典故 乔什
Why didn't you think he would know that reference, Josh?
我得去好好研究一下这些文件了
I have to go research these things.
听着 妈 你先把手放在鼠标上
Okay, mom, I want you to put your hand on the mouse.
这就是因特网吗
Is this the internet?
我这就在上网了吗
Am I on it?
快了 你得先把电脑打开
Almost. Just got to turn on the computer.
我没看到艾皮法尼奥啊
I don't see Epifaño.
那是因为首先我们得加入网络
That's because first we have to join the network.
网络
The network?
那是某个黑帮的名字吗 我可不想加入
Is that the name of a gang? I don't want to join.
什么样的黑帮
What kind of a gang
会想招收你这么大年纪的女人啊
would want a woman your age as a member?
老大 我都不知道你现在对黑帮这么了解呢
Ohh, boss, I didn't know you knew all about gangs now.
相信我
Trust me.
没有任何黑帮的入会仪式像这个这么难
No gang initiation is as difficult as this.
好了 你想把你的电邮地址命名为什么
Okay, what do you want your e-mail to be?
在我们老家农村 我们...
Back in my village, we --
就叫"在我们老家农村"吧
"Back in my village" is fine.
好了 你需要设定一个密♥码♥
Okay. You need a password.
你最能记住的东西
Something you can remember.
耶稣
Jesus.
好的 "耶稣"
Okay. Jesus.
我们来回答几个安保问题吧
Let's answer some security questions.
你儿童时期最崇拜的英雄是谁
Who was your childhood hero?
当然是耶稣了
Jesus, of course.
你们家宠物叫什么名字
What was the name of your family pet?
我们家没养过宠物
We never had one.
我还是继续写"耶稣"吧
I'm just gonna go ahead and put down jesus.
你们好 年轻人 进展如何[西语]
Hola, muchachos. como va todo?
我不喜欢你使用我们的语言 兄弟
You know, I don't like it when you use my language, bro.
-那会让我很出戏 -是啊
- It -- it throws me. - Yeah.
现在你们算是懂我的感觉了
Now you know how I feel.
你好 特伦特
Hey, Trent, okay,
独自拥有一套大厦产权的女人叫什么
so, what do you call a woman that owns her own mansion?
-叫什么 -你前妻
- What? - Your ex-wife.
嘿 我想到一个 我想到一个
Hey, I got one. I got one.
独自拥有一艘游艇的女人叫什么
What do you call a woman that owns a yacht?
-叫什么 -你将来的前妻
- What? - Your future ex-wife.
你们真是超级搞笑啊
You guys are hilarious, you know?
你们可以当新一代的"奇奇和昌"喜剧组合
You could be, like, Cheech and Chicharrón.
说真的 进行得怎么样了
Seriously, how's it going?
先生 现在是冬天 我们依然在工作
Well, sir, you know, it's winter and we are working,
我觉得进展非常顺利 谢谢
so I would say pretty good, thank you.
我就知道克丽丝苔娜
I knew that Cristela
肯定认识会做这工作的人选
would know the right men for this job.
我娶了丹妮拉
You know, when I married Daniela,
竟然附赠了她妈和克丽丝苔娜
I got her mother and Cristela.
好的一面是 她们包揽了一切做饭
Good thing is that, you know, they're always cooking
打扫和照顾孩子的工作
and cleaning and taking care of the kids.
坏的一面 就是克丽丝苔娜
The bad thing is, uh, Cristela.
我也希望有人帮我把一切照顾得好好的
You know, I wish I had somebody to wait on me hand and foot.
等等 我有实习生啊
Oh, wait a minute. I have interns.
我给忘了 克丽丝苔娜
I forgot. Cristela!
对不起 老板 我想他们肯定是惹你生气了
I'm sorry, sir. I-I'm sure they're bothering you.
他们可没惹我生气 他们是我新的高尔夫球友
They're not bothering me. These are my new golf buddies.
当然了 如果到时候俱乐部有人问起
Of course, if anybody at the club asks,
你们就说自己来自西班牙
you tell them you're from Spain.
我们就像是异母所生的兄弟
We're like brothers from another mother
当然了 其实也是异父
and...and father.
但是 我们相处得超好
We -- we get along great, though.
克丽丝苔娜 你能去给我和我的朋友们
Cristela, would you go get us three diet iced teas
拿3份无脂冰茶来吗
for mey mis amigos?
嘿 我那杯少倒点 我要少喝点水
Hey, make mine a small. I'm -- I'm retaining water.
我正火急火燎地忙着做
You know, I-I'm kind of down to the wire
布兰奇德案的研究呢
on this Blanchard research...
别担心那事 乔什可以帮你完成的
Oh, don't worry about that. Josh can finish that.
你能顺便给我们拿几份三明治过来吗
Oh, hey, can you grab us a few sandwiches while you're at it?
你无权指挥我做事
You can't tell me what to do.
只有他可以
Only he can.
去给我们拿几份三明治吧
Get us some sandwiches.
遵命 老板
Yes, sir.
他们先是点了6寸的赛百味三明治 半小时后
They asked for six-inch subs, then they sent me out
又让我出去买♥♥了几个6寸的三明治
for another six inches a half-hour later.
你们知道那叫什么吗 明明就有一英尺长的三明治
You know what that's called, guys?! A foot-long!
你最开始就建议他们买♥♥那种的了
Which is what you told them to get in the first place.
我真高兴那些家伙就要走了
Aah, I'm happy those guys are leaving.
嘿 乔什 看着我
Hey, Josh. Look at me.
你这可是在诋毁我的家人
That's my family you're talking about.
我真是太赞同你的话了
I couldn't agree with you more.
我本来在忙着案子的事 现在因为他们
I was working on cases, but now, because of them,
我又开始做跑腿打杂的工作了
I'm back to doing grunt work.
那是我最可怕的噩梦
It's my worst nightmare.
我最可怕的噩梦是梦到一只可以在陆上行走的章鱼
My worst nightmare is an octopus that can walk on land.
章鱼本身就可以 乔什
They can, Josh.
本身就可以
They can.
二位 你们工作实诚 收费合理
Guys, you charged a fair rate for an honest job.
你们真不适合当律师
You'd make terrible lawyers.
老板 我把布兰奇德案的材料都准备好了
Sir, I've compiled that Blanchard material.
我可以拿更多的呢
I could carry more.
你有何发现
What do you got?
我找到三份过往的法♥院♥强力裁决
I found three strong court rulings
肯定会让厂家乖乖求和解
笑对人生（2014）
Cristela
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