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Common Law
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共同法则（2012）
Common Law S01E01
Part 13
Oct. 5, 2024, 9:32 a.m.
So, I'm curious: did you lie to her or to us?
我可以开始报告韦斯的事了吗
Can I do Wes now?
好的 他最喜欢的颜色是绿色
Um, all right, his favorite color is green.
不对 我根本没有最喜欢的颜色
No, I don't have a favorite color.
他对他门前的草地着迷 而且他一不开心
He's obsessed with his lawn, and he likes to water it
就喜欢给草地浇水 就跟个怪胎似的
every time he gets upset, like a weirdo.
-你找 -你找亚历克丝聊过
- You talking to... - You talking to Alex?
他是他们法律公♥司♥最年轻的
Um, he was, like, one of the youngest partners
合伙人之一
at his law firm.
你是个律师
You're a lawyer?
现在不是了 因为他辞职
Well, no. Not anymore, because he quit
改行当警♥察♥了
to become a cop,
但他还是有大把花不完的钱
but he still has, like, a ton of money,
而且他喜欢超高级的车
and he likes really nice cars.
你不准再去找亚历克丝了
You are not allowed to talk to Alex anymore.
就因为你和她离婚了
Just because you divorced her
不代表我跟她就不能做朋友
doesn't make her not my friend.
这可不好说
Ah, I-I don't know.
大家都知道
Everyone knows that
当两个人分手后 你只能选择和一方做朋友
you have to choose sides in a breakup.
谢谢
Thank you.
那我选亚历克丝
I choose Alex.
说起来
So...
你和亚历克丝到底为什么离婚呀
So what happened between you and Alex?
你有外遇吗
Did you cheat on her?
也许是她有外遇呢
Maybe she cheated on him.
不 我们俩谁都没有外遇
No. There was no cheating.
他要是你老公的话 你还会找外遇吗
Would you cheat on him?
咱们能不能聊点别的
Can we please talk about something else?
咱们来 咱们来玩瑞安医生的小游戏吧
Let's play one of, let's play one of Dr. Ryan's games.
咱们来玩"我裤子怕什么"
Let's play Fear of My Pants --
不对 是"我裤子口袋里有什么"
What's in My Pants.
我有
I got...
我这有 有一把枪
I got, uh, I got a gun.
我裤子口袋里有把抢
Got a gun in my pants.
韦斯 把枪收起来
Wes, put the gun away.
我这还有个闪闪发光的警徽
I got this shiny badge here.
谁来下一个
Who wants to go next?
看我口袋里有什么 是个手♥机♥耶
Look what I got in my pocket: a phone.
特维斯 把手♥机♥收起来
Travis, put the phone away.
我不但要
Not only am I not going
继续跟亚历克丝做朋友
to stop speaking to Alex,
我还要现在就打电♥话♥给她
I think I'll call her right now.
你敢 特维斯 不要打给她
You better not. Travis, do not call...
我现在就打到她家 然后开免提通话
Call her house and put her on speaker.
医生 他这样做太过分了
Doctor, this is inappropriate behavior.
-特维斯 把我电♥话♥还我 -稍等
- Travis, give me my phone! - Hold on.
特维斯 特维斯 好吧 我最喜欢蓝色
Travis! Travis! All right, my favorite color's blue!
我最喜欢的颜色是蓝色
My favorite color is blue!
特维斯
Travis!
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