儿童医院（2008）

Childrens Hospital S05E09

Part 3 Dec. 15, 2020, 2:28 p.m.

All you have to do is clamp it.
只要夹紧就行了
A show of hands...
会的举手...
Does anybody know what they're doing here?
有没有人知道她们在干嘛
Well, I'm sure there's somebody who can do the operation.
肯定有人会做这个手术
Well, there is one doctor,
倒是有一位
Dr. Owen Maestro,
欧文·梅斯托医生
but he's on a day off.
但他休假了
I'll do it.
我来做
No, Glenn.
不格伦
You can't do it.
你不能做
You're a plastic surgeon.
你是个整形医生
Now wait a minute.
等一等
I'm gonna call Owen on his phone.
我来打给欧文
What is that?
怎么回事
It's Owen's phone, A.K.A.
是欧文的手♥机♥ 也就是
My phone. Because, you see...
我的手♥机♥ 看好了
I'm Dr. Owen Maestro.
我就是欧文·梅斯托医生
I am Dr. Owen Maestro,
我是欧文·梅斯托医生
certified in laparostomy.
有腹腔造口术资历
And in an enormous amount of pain in my face area right now.
而且现在脸部剧痛
You changed places with Glenn
你和格伦换位
in order to do an unauthorized shift switch?
就为了偷偷倒个班吗
I had to.
我不得不这样
Glenn needed this day off for a reason
格伦需要休一天
that I can't remember right now.
原因现在我不记得了
I'll face the consequences later,
稍后我会承担后果
but right now,
但现在
a child is suffering.
一个孩子正遭受痛苦
Clamp! Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
钳子天啊天啊
I need a clamp! Clamp!
我要钳子钳子
A clamp. Okay, okay, I'm getting it.
钳子好了我拿来了
Is that it?
是这个吗
Done.
好了
Cheese and cracker.
奶酪和饼干
Cheese and cracker! Okay, here.
奶酪和饼干好给
Attention, staff.
全体医务人员请注意
This might be the wine talking,
这也许是醉话
but I love living in a bottle until I get bored. That is all.
不过我就爱喝酒喝到无聊为止完毕
Yes, yes, Owen.
没错欧文
You did save that girl's life.
你是救了女孩的命
But you did pose as another physician.
但你乔装成了另一位医师
That is a felony.
那可是重罪
What's going on, guys?
怎么了大伙
You missed a lot, buddy,
你错过了不少老兄
but long story short,
不过长话短说
looks like we're both going to jail.
看起来我们都得进监狱了
Ah, figures.
就知道
Attention, staff.
全体医务人员请注意
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
我没你们想的那么醉
All I had was pee more to this.
我只不过多尿了一丢丢