儿童医院（2008）

Previously on "Childrens Hospital".
《儿童医院》前情提要
Attention staff --
全体医务人员请注意
it's 7:00 a.m.. Rise and shine.
现在是七点整 起床吧
That is all.
播报完毕
Night shift. Brutal.
又是夜班 真糟糕
Oh, bad.
是挺糟糕的
Good night.
晚安
Hey. Blake, watch out!
布莱克 当心点
Huh? Oh! Oh, no! Oh, man.
什么 天啦 糟糕
What is this? Some kind of Buster Keaton movie?
搞什么鬼 难道是在演巴斯特·基顿电影吗
Hey, hey, what's next? A banana peel?
接下来会是什么呢 香蕉皮吗
Oh, my face!
天啦 我的脸
Oh, my God!
上帝
That's fine. It's fine.
没事儿了
Attention staff --
全体医务人员请注意
it's 7:00 a.m.. Rise and shine.
现在是七点整 起床吧
That is all.
播报完毕
That's the same song they played yesterday. That's weird.
跟昨天的广播内容一模一样 太诡异了
Night shift. Brutal.
又是夜班 糟糕
Good night.
晚安
Wait a second. This all happened yesterday.
等等 昨天发生的事情正在重复
Am I stuck in some sort of time loop?
难道我被循环时空困住了吗
Blake, watch out!
布莱克 当心点
Whoa! Whoa. Thank you.
哇塞 谢谢你
I think I'm trapped in some sort of a time loop.
我感觉自己被循环时空困住了
Yeah, okay, cool.
是吗 太酷了
I can practice this day as much as I want.
我可以无休止地重复这一天
Yeah, all right.
好吧
Not gonna make the same mistake I did yesterday, smashing through
我才不会跟昨天一样撞破这块玻璃呢
a plate of glass like some 21st century's answer to Charlie Chaplin.
像是21世纪对查理·卓别林的回应
Aah! Oh, my God!
啊 天啦
I'm pretty sure my bone is sticking out of my leg!
我的腿肯定骨折了
Oh, my God, I'm so scared!
天啦 太可怕了
Hey, Owen!
你好 欧文
Do you have any special skills or talents
你有没有特别的才艺
you want to perform for the troops in today's show?
可以在今晚的劳军晚会上展示一番
I wish I could play the trumpet.
我希望来演奏小号♥
Great! Your wish is my command.
太棒了 你的愿望就是我的命令
I didn't know he could play the trumpet. That's great.
我还真不知道他会吹小号♥ 不错
Guess I better learn to play the trumpet.
看来我得学习下演奏小号♥
Good thing I have an eternity to practice.
幸亏我有无限的时间来练习
Glenn! Do not make me sorry
格伦 别让我后悔
that I put you in charge of booking this show.
让你来负责筹备演出
Where are the celebrities?
请了哪些名人呢
Planes running a little late, Sy.
飞机晚点了 阿希
Who's coming?
到底谁会参加演出
I want it to be a surprise.
我希望给大家个惊喜
No, you don't.
你不是说真的吧
Bono's hologram?
博诺的全息图
Well, you know, it was just a little bit more difficult
邀请博诺来参加演出
to book Bono than I anticipated.
确实比我预计的要困难一些
Glenn Close? Who is he?
格伦·克洛斯是谁啊
All the good celebrities
所有的知名人士都去参加
are doing this MTV-sponsored show for the troops in Dubai.
MTV在迪拜举办的劳军演出了
You better work it out,
你最好搞定这事儿
or I'm canceling the staff pizza party on Sunday.
否则我就取消周日的员工披萨派对
No pizza? You monster.
没有披萨吃了 你个混♥蛋♥
Wait a minute. Owen plays the trumpet?
等等 欧文要演奏小号♥吗
Yeah. Can't wait.
对 真是期待
Who knew?
谁知道呢
It should be good, right?
应该会很棒的 不是吗
I think I might bump Owen up
我得把欧文排在前面
and then pop to Bono's hologram,
然后是博诺的全息图
then end big with this Glenn Close guy.
最后让这个叫格伦·克洛斯的家伙压轴
Everyone, I have a message.
各位 刚刚收到消息
The plane containing our celebrity holograms
载有今晚表演名人全息图的飞机
has been shot down over the sea of Japan.
在日本海上空被击落
There were very few survivors.
幸存者非常少
Did any of the holograms make it? Bono?
有抢救出来的全息图吗 比如博诺的
The hard drive containing Bono's hologram crashed.
储存博诺全息图的硬盘被撞毁了
Literally.
确切来说
Such young technology.
这个技术太年轻了
That's it. There's no Stars and Stripes show today.
好吧 今天没有劳军演出了
I failed.
我搞砸了
Don't worry. You still got me for the big show tonight.
别担心 还有我撑场子呢
I'm off to my first trumpet lesson ever right now.
我这就去上第一堂小号♥演奏课
Oh, Glenn, uh, since you're letting Owen
格伦 既然你批准欧文
learn the trumpet on the day of the show,
这样从没碰过小号♥的人今晚上台演奏
how about you let me sing a song?
那能不能让我上台演唱一首歌♥呢
No offense, Chief, but I'm sure you're a terrible singer,
无意冒犯 主任 但我很肯定你五音不全
and people don't like to look at you at all.
而且大家也不觉得你长得很养眼
You know what I mean? Dori, look at Chief.
你懂我的意思 多莉 看看主任
I'd rather not.
我才不要呢
See? She cannot do it.
看到没 她根本不想看你一眼
Attention staff -- incoming wounded.
全体医务人员请注意 伤员马上就到了
Survivors from Glenn's failure due in two minutes.
格伦失误事件的幸存者两分钟后到
These are the lucky ones who survived the crash.
竟然有幸存者
The unlucky ones?
那些不幸的呢
Not as lucky.
那就没这么走运了
Hey! It's international pop star Chase Mckeever!
看啦 是国际巨星切斯·麦基弗
Yo, yo, bro, call me C-Werd.
伙计 请叫我西·维尔德
Everyone! It's official! This is happening!
各位 我正式宣布这是真的
I've got Mckeever fever! I'm gonna faint. Someone catch me!
我是麦基弗粉丝 我要晕倒了 扶住我
You were going to surprise me with Chase Mckeever?
你给我的惊喜竟然是切斯·麦基弗
I am so pleased, Glenn.
我非常高兴 格伦
Everybody listen.
各位听好
I'm Dr. Marnie Weiss, Chase's personal physician.
我是玛妮·韦斯医生 切斯的私人医生
I tour with Chase so I can take care of any nodules and lumps.
我伴随他身边可以解决结节和肿块的症状
On his voice box?
不会是在他的咽喉部位吧
Yes, on his voice box. Let's say that.
对 就在咽喉部位
I'm also his swagger coach.
我还是他的浮夸教练
Dr. Weiss, you take care of Chase and make him brand-new,
韦斯医生 你负责让切斯容光焕发
as long as he's ready for the show today.
只要他为今晚的表演做好准备
We are not doing your concert.
我们不会参加你的演出
We're on the first flight to Dubai
我们将乘坐最早的航♥班♥去迪拜
to do the "Mtv salutes the troops" Concert.
参加MTV劳军演唱会
Let's go, C-Werd.
我们走吧 西·维尔德
Why can't you be more like MTV?
你为什么不能搞得像MTV一点呢
Now I know how VH1 feels.
我现在知道VH1意味着什么了
This is so hard.
这个太难学了
The trumpet is a challenging instrument.
小号♥是一种挑战性很强的乐器
It takes years to become proficient.
需要多年的学习才能达到专业水平
That's okay.
好吧
I'm in a time loop.
我的时间在不停地循环
Ah. I got it.
我明白了
Attention staff.
全体医务人员请注意
Never mind. You're not worth it.
算了 你们不值得被提醒
That is all.
完毕
ooh! Froyo, yo! Yeah.
有冻酸奶喝 太好了
Aw, damn. I got froyo all over my yo-yo, yo.
擦 冻酸奶粘在我的悠悠球上了
Nurse Dori, would you please remove Chet from the celebrity room?
多莉护士 你能让切特离开名人室吗
Doesn't matter. Our plane to Dubai leaves in 30 minutes.
没事 去迪拜的飞机三十分钟后就起飞
I have Mckeever fever!
我得了麦基弗热
Did someone say Mckeever fever?
有人刚提到麦基弗热吗
This guy again. Yes, he has Mckeever fever.
又是这家伙 对 他得了麦基弗热
Mckeever fever is a very rare, serious virus
麦基弗热是一种罕见而严重的病毒
isolated at the Mckeever medical conference in 1909.
在1909年麦基弗医学会议上被隔离的
Yeah, you see?
是啊 你看吧
Dori, quick--
多莉 快...
give me 40 cc of epinephrine
给我40毫升肾上腺素