纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S03E07

Part 1 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:47 a.m.

Are of, are of augment?
"are of" 在增加吗
The are,the are, truth far stoop from and, you know.
"the are"其实远没有"and"多
If of... If off to of then to.
如果"of" 是"off"再到"to"
Harold and Maude.
《哈洛与慕德》
I... I just ate spoons.
我... 我刚刚吃了勺子
Instead of cereal, I...
而没吃麦片我...
I ate... I ate spoons.
我吃了勺子
I just pooped way wrong.
我刚刚屎拉得不正常
Mike, I just pooped way different, okay, dude?
迈克我刚刚拉屎太诡异了老兄
Just insanely different!
无敌诡异
We have to get out of this bunker!
我们得逃出这个地堡
I'm losin' my fucking mind in this bunker!
在这个地堡里我要疯了
Look!
看
We're here live in what's been dubbed
这里是被戏称为
the "Trial of the century."
"世纪审判"的现场直播
It is a complete shitshow out here.
这里一片混乱
And I'm Rachel Maddow.
我是雷切尔·玛多
Okay, here we go. Five, four, three, two...
好了准备五四三二 ...
This is Soledad O'Brien, reporting live.
我是索莱达·奥布赖恩为您直播
It's been two months since animals all over
纽约的所有动物们能够
New York City were granted the ability
跨种类交流
to communicate across species lines,
已经两个月了
all thanks to the introduction
多亏了著名的
of Grand Communicator technology,
杂居者优美带来的
spearheaded by noted Grab Bagger Yumi.
大通讯器科技
Since its dramatic debut,
自它盛大登场后
the animal world has been abuzz with heated debates
动物世界中涌现大量关于
over a host of interspecies issues.
跨种族问题的争论
But it all leads to this:
但最终都归于这个问题
The most hotly contested court case in history.
有史以来争论热度最高的案件
In just under 24 hours, we will know the verdict
在二十四小时之内我们便会知晓
of this controversial case and report it live, here,
此次广具争议案件的裁决结果
on the most trusted source for news in the country,
并在我国最为可信的新闻来源
the Facebook live stream of Salon.Com.
脸书直播平台Salon.Com 为您直播
I'm just getting news that things are beginning.
我刚刚得知现在开始了
And we're off. Damn it, I'm good.
完成天啊我可真棒
Could you guys tell I'm drinking?
你们能看出来我喝了酒吗
Can you tell?
看得出来吗
All rise... Okay.
全体起立好了
All rise for the Honorable
全体起立参见尊敬的
Judge Mom from Malcolm in the Middle.
《马尔柯姆的一家》的妈妈法官
Hello, hello, everyone. Thank you.
你好啊你们好大家好谢谢
Without further ado, we will
让我们进入正题
now begin to answer the question of our time:
我们现在来回答这个时代难题
Who is better...
谁更出色...
Jim Carrey or Adam Sandler?
金·凯瑞还是亚当·桑德勒
Before we get this trial going,
我们开始裁决之前
a little housekeeping.
来做点家务吧
Malcolm, clean up your room!
马尔柯姆去把屋子收拾了
Sorry, old habits.
抱歉习惯了
I wanna be clear.
我先说清楚
Neither Jim Carrey nor Adam Sandier themselves
不管是金·凯瑞还是亚当·桑德勒
will be present during these proceedings.
都不会亲自来到裁决现场
Don't be fooled. Those are just two proxy rats
别被骗了那是两只老鼠代表
with cutout masks.
戴着剪下来的面具而已
We'll hear arguments in three stages.
我们会分三个阶段听取辩护
Mr. Matarese, defending the career of Jim Carrey
马塔里斯先生为金·凯瑞的职业生涯辩护
will go first.
将首先发言
Thank you, Judge Mom From Malcolm In The Middle.
谢谢您《马尔柯姆的一家》的妈妈法官
And thank you all for being here today.
也谢谢大家今天来到这里
Objection, Your Honor.
我反对法官大人
He's clearly taking a sip for dramatic effect.
很明显他在为了戏剧效果而喝水
No I wasn't. I was thirsty! Overruled!
我没有我是渴了反对无效
Well, drink faster. Take a quick sip.
那喝快点喝一口得了
Okay, fine! Okay, okay. Overruled!
好吧好了好了反对无效
Right at the top of the trial there's an issue...
刚开始审判就出问题了...
You're the one who's making it an issue! My God.
是你在找事我的天
Enough! Okay.
够了好吧
Pretty number? I love the look of it.
这数字挺好的吧我喜欢看着它
Swoops, tough edges...
陡然下降棱角分明...
It's really something else.
真的是别有一番风味
Folks, Mr. Carrey here has
大家伙凯瑞先生早期
plenty of early career milestones I could list.
有大量里程碑式作品可以列举
But 1994 is the year when the dam restricting.
但是1994年是凯瑞先生
Mr. Carrey's talents to the masses finally gave way!
被限制的才华终于为大众所知的一年
All right! Ace Ventura, I love it!
没错《神探飞机头》爱死了
It was a cultural phenomenon.
简直是种文化现象
Halloween costumes, toys, lunch boxes, the hairstyle
万圣节装扮玩具午餐盒发型
I mean, when entertainment
当整个娱乐业都处于
was in a mid-'90s dust bowl,
九十年代中期的黑色风暴之中
one man had the guts to say,
有一个人有勇气说出
"All righty, then. Let's have some fun."
"好了我们来找点乐子吧"
The goddamn Mask.
《变相怪杰》
Yeah, that's one of my favorites.
我的最爱之一
It was hyperbolic. It was slapstick.
它是夸张的它是有趣的
He had the ability to
他有能力运用
work within the constraints of mid-'90s CGI.
九十年代中期有限的特效技术
I mean, America saw the many
美国看到了
shades of Jim Carrey, and not just one shade.
金·凯瑞的方方面面而不仅仅是一面
Come on.
别闹
In one year, this man
在一年之中这个人
portrayed an animals-rights activist, detective
扮演了一个动物权利捍卫者一个侦探
and a Jekyll and Hyde-ian man with a mask?
还有一个戴着面具的化身博士
"Somebody stop me"?
"谁来使我住手"
No. Jim, keep going.
不金请继续
Dumb and Dumber! Wow. Really?
《阿呆与阿瓜》真的吗
Those three in the same year?
这三个是同一年的吗
Okay, no, that's insane.
好了这太夸张了
It was. Look it up! IMDb right now.
是的自己查现在就去资料库查
Look it up! Holy shit, he's right.
去查我的天他说的没错
Who wants hats?
谁要帽子
1994 hat!
1994年的帽子
There you go!
给你
This is great, thank you.
这个真棒谢谢
In one year, this man changed the world.
在一年之中这个人改变了世界
America had itself a new bona fide leading man
美国有了自己的真诚先驱者
who just so happened to be
他还恰巧
the comedic genius of our time.
是我们这一时代的喜剧天才
Thank you, that's my time.
谢谢我说完了
Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢谢谢
That means a lot. Dude, that was really good.
这对我很重要老兄说得真好
I practiced saying stuff before.
我之前练习过
You memorized that whole thing? I didn't
你都背下来了吗我没有背
memorize it, but I had the beats in my head.
但是在我脑中作响
Like Curb? Yeah.
像《消消气》一样吗没错
Defending the career of Adam Sandier,
请为亚当·桑德勒的职业生涯辩护
Mr. Michael Luciano.
有请迈克·卢奇安诺
Well, I hate to say it, but
我不想这么说但是
congratulations, Mr. Matarese. You win.
恭喜马塔里斯先生你赢了
You win 1994.
你在1994年赢了
Jim Carrey for sheezy wins 1994.
金·凯瑞当然赢得了1994年
But, jury, I implore you
但是陪审团们我请求你们
to think of the whole career.
想想整个职业生涯
That's what this is all about.Not a flash in the pan
这才是今天要讨论的不是昙花一现
but rather a three-decade-long simmer.
而是三十年的文火炖煮
I'm hungry, how about you?
我饿了你呢
Adam Richard Sandier
亚当·理查德·桑德勒
was born in Brooklyn, New York City,
在纽约的布鲁克林出生
a hometown kid with a knack for cracking up the neighborhood
是一个能逗邻里发笑心怀远大梦想的
and harboring big dreams to boot.
乡村男孩