纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S03E02

Part 4 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:44 a.m.

I hope you'll at least think about it.
我希望你至少再想一想
It's freezing out here, dude.
这儿忒冷了兄弟
Yeah, it is, dude. You got the money?
是的你带钱了吗
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's all there.
带了全在这儿呢
Trust me. It'll be worth it.
相信我一切都是值得的
God, Frisbee, you are so scary.
老天弗里思宾你太吓人了
Can I just... I know you're a student
我能我知道你是学生
and I'm a teacher, but like, I'm fucking freaked out by you, dude.
我是老师但我真的被吓死
Yeah, I get that a lot, bro.
我懂伙计
It's really cool. Yeah, it's awesome.
这太酷了超棒
Do you wanna hang out after this?
这些结束后可以约会吗
No! So sorry.
不不不抱歉
What's the password?
密♥码♥是什么
New England Clam Chowder.
蛤蜊巧达浓汤
Is that the red or the white?
是红的还是白的
Uhh... white?
白色吗
What? Ace Ventura.
什么宠物侦探
It's like that scene in Ace Ventura where he's going in...
就像是里面的一个场景他要进
I make-a the shoes!
我做鞋啦
Enjoy.
享受吧
Buh-bye, dude.
再见了伙计
Um, I'm here for the, uh...
我来这里是要
Fill it out. Okay, thank you.
填表好的谢谢
Meredith. If I peepee...
梅雷迪斯如果我尿尿的话
Tick-tock, tick-tock,
滴答滴答
tick-tock, tick-tock...
滴答滴答
Phil? Yeah, hi.
菲尔嗨
I'm Phil. Follow me.
我是菲尔跟着我
What the fuck is this place?
这他妈什么地方
Right in here, wait for the experience to begin.
这里等着开始
I can't... I can't see any...
我不我什么也没看见
can you turn the lights on? I mean...
你能打开灯吗
Meredith?
梅雷迪斯
You're such a good boy, Phil.
你真的很棒菲尔
It's me, Meredith, your owner.
是我梅雷迪斯你的主人
Don't you like my brown hair?
你不喜欢我的棕头发吗
Oh!
啊
Meredith!
梅雷迪斯
I missed you so much!
我超级想你
Okay, your time is up.
好了时间到
Get out! Reset! What?
出去机器重启什么
No, no, no! But I'm not done!
不不不我还没体验够呢
No! Let me in! Let me back in!
不行让我进去让我回去
Oh, okay. I need more money. I need more money!
好吧我需要更多钱更多钱
So basically, just wait for the lipstick to come out,
然后就等着口红自己出来就好了
jump on, start hammering,
跳跃开始捶打
and that's sex ed, all right? Any questions, guys?
这是性教育都懂吧还有什么问题吗
Uh, Mr. McManus, this is a history class.
呃麦克马纳斯先生这是历史课
Look, ChI Chi, sweetheart. I'm a gym teacher, all right?
奇奇小甜心你是说我是个体育老师是吗
I got scrambled eggs for brains.
大脑一团浆糊
Hi, everybody!
大家好
It's me, Mr. Phil, your teacher! Oh shit.
是我菲尔你们的老师该死
Newsflash! I need, um, actually more money for the field trip,
新闻快讯我需要呃更多钱来做实地调查
so everybody empty out your wallets,
大家掏空你们的口袋
empty out your little purses and whatever.
不管怎样都把你小口袋里的钱掏出来
I need more money now!
我需要更多的钱
What happened to the money we gave you?
我们之前给你的钱呢
Ooh, farts! ChI Chi,
该死的奇奇
I spent all the money at the Quack Market,
我在鸭市把那些钱都花光了
and now I need more. Okay, dum-dums?
现在我需要更多钱懂了吗蠢才
What are you looking at, McManus,
麦克马纳斯你在看什么
you sand-for-brain mongrel?
你这个脑袋里净装了些沙的智障
Now that was too far, Phil!
菲尔你太过分了
The principal has briefed you on my issues.
校长让我来处理你的事情
You've seen my file. You know damn well
你已经看到了文件你非常清楚
I have scrambled eggs for brains!
我脑袋就是有煎蛋
Phooey! That'll be enough, Mr. Matarese!
呸玛特雷斯够了
My office, now!
立刻来我办公室
So, I'm the bad guy, huh?
都觉得我是个坏蛋是吗
The big bad wolf, huh? You're all useless.
一只坏透了狼你们这群废物
Especially you, McManus! All right.
尤其是你麦克马纳斯行了
Dress like a grown dog for once with your snap-offs!
打扮得像个成年狗一样还戴着刀片
You're not a Spice Girl!
你根本不是个辣妹
It's better than wearing a Union Jack glittery dress like Ginger
那也比穿着英国国旗好看起来跟个生姜一样
or a little crop top like Baby.
要么穿露脐衣跟个婴儿似的
I'm a gym teacher. What do you want from me?
我是个体育老师你还想我怎样呢
Doin' that damn thing!
别做那种蠢事
Are you so happy that you embarrassed me in front of the classroom?
当着全班人的面让我下不来台你很开心吧
Jesus Christ! You embarrassed yourself.
该死的明明是你自己作
Look at you! You're drooling all over!
看你那样浑身流满了哈喇子
That's 'cause I had a Sour Patch Kid on the way over here.
那是因为我在路上吃了一块酸糖
Good Lord. Let me ask you a question, Mike.
哦好吧麦克问你个问题
What's that?
什么问题
Why'd you get me this teaching gig, huh?
你为什么让我做这份教学工作
'Cause you're obsessed with me? Or because you felt bad for me?
因为你对我痴迷还是因为你嫉妒我
Oh, you're so perfect with your big beard and your cool sweaters.
长着大胡子穿着酷酷的毛衣你多完美啊
Yeah, I got a question too. Why you wearing a turtleneck huh?
我也有个问题你为什么要穿高领毛衣
'Cause it looks cool.
因为很酷啊
Lemme see! Get off!
让我看看走开
Let me see what's under the turtleneck!
我来看看你高领毛衣下面藏着什么
A spiked collar. Take it off right now!
项圈赶紧摘下来
That's it, Mike. tug harder!
别这样迈克再使点劲
I like it, Mikey! Don't you see?
我喜欢这个项圈你看不出来吗
I like it!
我喜欢
I'm a piece of shit.
我就是坨屎
I'm a fucking piece of shit!
我真是坨屎
Get the fuck off me!
带我走吧
Hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
喂等会儿等会儿等会儿
You took from the pups, Philly,
菲力你是从一堆小狗中挑选出来的
the pups we're here to help.
这些小狗是我们资助的
Hey, come on, smile, Mr. Matarese.
玛塔雷斯笑一个
I think before I can work on these kids,
我觉得在我能教育这些孩子之前
I gotta spend time working on me.
我需要把自己改造好
You'll have my resignation letter tomorrow.
明天你会收到我的辞职信
I'm just gonna grab my things from the classroom if that's okay.
要是可以的话我想把我教室里的东西收拾一下
Of course.
当然可以
Hey, Mike.
喂麦克
I was thinking about your offer.
我一直在想你的申请
I'd love to grab a bite to eat sometime if you'd still be open to it.
要是你还欢迎我的话我想将来和你一起随便吃点东西
I'd like that.
我很乐意
So what are you getting, like a wrap?
你在买♥♥什么披肩吗
Oh my God, the paninis are so good at Au Bon Pain.
天哪欧邦派的三明治太好吃了
Dude. Have you had the...
伙计你有没有
I meant like in a month or something,
我是说一个月之内或者别的时候
after I go to rehab. I didn't mean right now.
在我康复之后并不是现在
That makes more sense. All right, I'll see you.
那更可行好的再见
Okay. I am definitely am gonna order something, though, Phil.
好的菲尔我会点些好吃的
Sorry, I'm just saying. Do you want anything to go?
抱歉我是说你还好吗
No, I'm good. All right, just thought I'd ask.
没事啊挺好的好吧当我没问
Tim, do you want anything? Oh. Thanks for including me.
蒂姆你想说什么谢谢你还记得我
Yeah. Do you want any... anything? Very nice.
你想要什么吗好啊
Uh, yeah, I'll take some kind of rice bowl?
哦我要买♥♥个电饭煲
Sure. I love Thai.
对我喜欢泰国菜
Oh my God, I could totally do ThaI too.
天哪我真的也可以做泰国菜
Right? Okay, let's do Thai.
真的吗好的我们做泰国菜吧
Wait. What's up?
等等怎么了
I mean, like, now that you're talking about Thai...
既然你说起了泰国菜
Let's do Thai! Let's do Thai.
那就做泰国菜泰国菜
Let's do family style. Yeah, family style.
家庭风格好啊家常菜
Can you take these off of me?
能把我解开吗