I'll let it unfold.
既然你要帮助他的话,你可以鼓励他
Since you're gonna be working with
him, you could encourage him a little.
他没有说什么 整个夏天过后我就会消失。
He may not say anything
all summer, and then I'll be gone.
如果它发生
If it comes up.
C.D.
C.D.
谢谢。
Thanks.
我知道我有些过分。
I know I'm forward.
你知道,你真了不起在那个晚上。
You know, you were really great
the other night.
这是我第一次看到的这么勇敢的人。
It's the first time I've ever
seen anyone actually be brave.
我一直是一个勇敢的人。
I've been a lot braver since then.
这次我想让你去做,戴夫。我想让你把这件事办了!
This time I want you to do it, Dave.
I want you to cut the thing off!
我厌倦了拥有灿烂, 难以置信的、有趣的鼻子。
I'm tired of having a magnificent,
fabulous, interesting nose.
我想要一个可爱的娇小的 小按钮样的鼻子。
I want a cute little pert,
little petite, little button nose.
弄个美国进口的给我,戴夫。
- C.D.,你知道我不能。
- Give me the American beauty, Dave.
- C.D., you know I can't.
是的,可以,戴夫。你能做到的。拿把刀子。给我切, 戴夫。切掉它。
Yes, you can, Dave. You can do it.
Get the knife. Cut me, Dave. Cut it.
我不能
I can't.
你对麻醉剂过敏 非常,非常危险。
Allergies to anesthetics
are very, very dangerous.
你知道。 你以前曾因为那昏厥过。
You know that.
You've been in comas before.
我们用以前的方式做。
We'll do it the old-fashioned way.
那样是愚蠢的。
Don't be stupid.
-我想要看起来象戴安娜·罗斯。
-你想要的是心理疗法。
- I wanna look like Diana Ross.
- What you want is psychotherapy.
我现在能听到它。
I can hear it now.
“要去适应它。 185美元,请吧。”
"Get used to it.
Eighty-five dollars, please."
瞧,C.D.,有没有想过……
Look, C.D., have you ever thought...
你生来就有这个……鼻子是因为某种原因吗?
...that you were born with this nose
for a reason?
哦,是的。
Oh, yeah.
像可口可乐瓶开启。
Like opening Coke bottles.
噢,该死。
Oh, shit.
嘿,戴夫,我可以试试那些鼻子卡吗?
Hey, Dave, could I look at
those nose cards one more time?
是的,当然可以。
Yeah, sure.
谢谢,戴夫。
Thanks, Dave.
哦,是的。
Oh, yeah.
好.
Yeah.
它在哪里?
Where's that one?
喂,亲爱的。 好久没见你了。
Hello, darling.
Haven't seen you in a while.
上帝,她太漂亮了。
God, she's so beautiful.
我在那间酒吧看见她, 并且她如此漂亮,我只不过 ....
I saw her in that bar,
and she's so pretty, I just....
她也有趣。
She's interesting too.
有趣,是。 你看见她的腿了吗?
Interesting, yeah.
Did you see her legs?
她也有一种幽默感。
She's got a sense of humor also.
她想要见到我吗? 你确信吗?
She wants to meet me? You sure?
我不能相信这。 这是难以置信的。 上帝,
这是的我的幸运日子。
I can't believe this. This is incredible.
God, my third day here.
听说她也有点儿聪明。 对于星象或者某些事情有研究。
Heard she's kind of smart too.
Astrology or something.
- 天文学.
-是是的
- Astronomy, yeah.
- Yeah, right.
上帝 要和她见面 这是真的吗
God, we're gonna meet. Really?
上帝
God.
那么,我是做什么的? 我是做什么的?
So, what do I do? What do I do?
因此,我是做什么的? 我怎样和她见面?
So, what do I do?
How do I meet her?
我不知道
I don't know.
在街道上走到她面前并且说你好吗?
Walk up to her on the street
and say hello?
不行
No.
那时我必须对她说话。
I'd have to talk to her then.
你在胡说什么?
What are you talking about?
看看你周围的人,我可以——
Look, around you guys I can--
我不知道,我要放松。 我能处于正常状态。
I don't know, I can relax.
I can be myself.
我很好笑啊?你知道那件事,但是我在女性给我....
I'm funny, huh? You know that.
But I get around women I get....
上帝,我给我点胆量 -- 不是我不喜欢妇女,好吗?
God, I get a little--
It's not that I don't like women, okay?
但我只是有点紧张, 那就好了。
But I just get a little nervous,
that's all.
好了,那么找她的电♥话♥号♥码给他打电♥话♥。
Okay, so get her telephone number
and call her.
通过。 我必须自信地对她说。
Pass.
I'd have to talk to her then for sure.
我想和她谈谈 那天晚上真的那么糟……
I wanted to talk to her
the other night real bad...
……但我没有这样做,不知道为什么 我跟她说不成话,坏了。
...but I didn't because that's how
I would've talked to her, bad.
我明白了。换句话说, 每次当你遇见一个女人……
I see. In other words,
every time you meet a woman...
用一个小的魅力 与风格和腿……
...with a little charm
and style and legs...
……你会转身走向其他方向。
...you'll turn around
and run the other direction.
那是个好主意。 事实上,真厉害。
That's a great idea.
In fact, that's brilliant.
听,我的反手击球 --
Listen, my backhand--
这是一个愚蠢的比赛。 我不知道为什么我们玩它
It's a dumb game.
I don't know why we play it.
-艰苦的比赛,呃,女士? 就在我们——我们马上去那儿。
- Tough game, eh, ladies?
- We're just on our way there.
克里斯,你知道
carpe是什么?
Chris, you know
what carpe diem is?
——一种鱼?鱼饵吗?什么? ——不,不用了。
- Some kind of fish? Fish bait? What?
- No, no.
它是拉丁文。它的意思是“只争朝夕。”
It's Latin. It means "seize the day."
这句话的意思是不可能有一个明天, 所以现在就做。
It means there may not be a tomorrow,
so do it now.
在你年轻的时候, 当你有了这个机会就抓住它 。
Seek life now while you're young,
while you've got the chance.
我完全同意你的说法 萝珊走之后, 嗯?
You're telling me
to go after Roxanne, huh?
不,我不会。我会等待。
No, I wouldn't. I'd wait.
给他写封信
Mail her a letter.
好,有了开始。 就看你怎样做。
Okay, light the thing.
See how you do.
去吧
Go.
-我得到比赛,跟我来。
-队长! C.D.,来这里。
- I got the matches, come on.
- Chief! C.D., come here.
我明白,来这里。 是的。
I got it, come here. Yeah.
-你明白,好,什么?
-怎样对罗克珊交谈。
- You got it, all right, what?
- How to talk to Roxanne.
确。 我需要碰运气。
You were right.
I'm gonna take a chance.
这是喜欢我的一个女孩。 我为什么害怕她?
Here's a girl who likes me.
Why am I afraid of her?
她不是火箭科学家。
She's no rocket scientist.
实际上,她是一位火箭科学家。
Actually, she is a rocket scientist.
是的,好吧。
Yeah, well.
但是在这个镇上的全部小伙子之外,她喜欢我。
But out of all the guys
in this town, she likes me.
因此,我害怕什么? 没有什么。 我将会按你说的做。
So, what am I afraid of? Nothing.
I'm gonna do what you said.
我要给她写封信 我能办到的
I'm gonna write her a letter.
I got a way with words.
问这些人。 我总是向上断裂他们。
Ask these guys.
I always crack them up.
你明白,以这种方法,我能计划出所说的。
You see, this way,
I can plan out what to say.
我能精心制♥作♥它。
I can craft it.
在信里,我可以是effer该死的vescent。
In a letter,
I can be effer-goddamn-vescent.
-队长。
——你去哪。
- Chief.
- There you go.
头
Chief.
我们点不着它们。
We can't get it started.
——等我一分钟。
-好。
- I'll be out in a minute.
- Okay.
安迪,你的大衣着火了。
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