是谁设计这些步骤?
萨德侯爵?
Who designed these steps?
The Marquis de Sade?
小心镜子。
Watch the mirror.
这东西为什么这样重?
看上去是空的。
Why is this thing so heavy?
It's mostly air.
是啊,都是玻璃,所以要小心。
Yeah, and glass, so be careful.
我姑姑用毛线织一个
要比这轻得多。
I have an aunt who knitted one of
these. It was much lighter than this.
这是个秘密,对不对?
This secret of yours
relates to this thing, right?
绝密,是的。
Sort of, yeah.
您在做什么?
你在做什么,查理?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Charlie?
查理,我自己扶不住。
Charlie, I can't hold this by myself.
-你不必告诉我。
-查理。
- You don't have to tell me.
- Charlie.
-好,好,我将告诉你。
-好,好,好。
- Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
- All right, all right, all right.
开始说了。我们就继续。
Start talking. There we go.
等一下,抓紧点。
Wait a second, get a grip.
抓住了
Got it.
我认为我发现了彗星。
I think I discovered a comet.
- 是吗?
- 肯定.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
继续上。 -好。
- Hold it there.
- Okay.
这没什么大不了的,你知道的。
天上有许多彗星。
It's no big deal, you know.
There's lots of comets.
但是现在,我正在写文章
看一看。
But see, I was working on this paper--
Watch it.
在奥尔特云层里。
奥尔特云 ,是的。
--on the Oort cloud.
- The Oort cloud, yeah.
我发现了 但它不符合数学规律。
什么?
And I discovered
a mathematical irregularity. What?
上帝啊, 自从我去见了蒂
我还没爬过这么多楼梯。
God, I haven't climbed this many steps
since I went to see the maharishi.
继续上啊
Let's go, go on.
哦,我想这一个系列叫彗星10号♥
Well, I think that a series
of 10 comets--
-是吗?
在这个角落,能看见它。
- Yeah?
- Watch it around this corner.
这里。
我抬着它。
- Come around here.
- I got it.
这是新的大彗星
预计今年夏天能看到。
--are the forerunner of a big comet
which is due back this summer.
- 是吗?
- 是的.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
这下你肯定会找到它的。
So you're gonna find it
with this thing.
不,这还有些小
No, this is too small.
我叔叔在大范围内寻找它
在亚利桑那州。
My uncle's looking for it
in the big scope in Arizona.
噢,因此我得经常爬到这里。
Oh, so I've carried this up here
for nothing.
不见得.
Not really.
好,用这把工具把那个平衡物放在那只臂上。
Okay, put that counterbalance
on that arm with the key.
因此,如果你找到了,会干什么?
So, what do you get if you're right?
不干什么。
Nothing.
嗯,我完成文章,那肯定
Well, I graduate, that's for sure.
并且我给它起名。
And I get to name it.
嗯,那不错。
Well, that's pretty good.
有纪念意义。
Sort of historical.
是的
Yeah.
科瓦尔斯基彗星。
Comet Kowalski.
科瓦尔斯基吗? 为什么?
Kowalski? Why?
你若有机会,就给它起个美丽的名字。
You've got a chance
to give it a beautiful name.
这是我的名字
That's my name.
是吗? 罗克珊·科瓦尔斯基吗?
It is? Roxanne Kowalski?
是
Yeah.
不好意思
Sorry.
哦 你是什么时候知道的?
So when do you find out
about this thing?
2200年7月14日小时,8 分钟,31秒。
July 14th, 2200 hours,
eight minutes, 31 seconds.
上下相差不到10天。
Give or take 10 days.
看来有可能。
That would really be something.
是的
Yeah.
噢,嘿,不要看,现在北欧海盗刚刚进来。
Oh, hey, don't look now,
but the Viking just came in.
-现在不要看。 -噢,上帝,是他。
- Don't look now.
- Oh, God, it's him.
-好。 -克里斯,来这里。
- All right.
- Chris, come here.
-队长。
握握手,我是队长。
- Mayor.
- Shake hands with me, I'm the mayor.
它将使你看起来重要。
It'll make you look important.
他应该被变成古铜色。
He should be bronzed.
人们都告诉我你很有效率,有效率和魅力。
Everyone tells me you are fast,
efficient and brilliant.
魅力。 对于那些女士。
Brilliant. With the ladies.
照顾好自己。
Take care of yourself.
如果你发生任何事,C.D. 将会把我的店砸了
If anything happens to you, C.D.
will be all over my kizitsky or kazatsky.
为您的胜利祝贺。
Congratulations on your victory.
很抱歉。 抱歉。
So sorry. Sorry.
--在选举之前的一周 ...
--a week before the election...
但是,你知道,我将要尽力而为。
...but, you know, I'm gonna make
the best of it.
噢,上帝。
Oh, God.
那是你应该得到的,上帝。
Get a hold of yourself, God.
机不可失,时不再来。
It's now or never.
罗克珊,追他。 跟我来,什么 --?
Do it, Roxanne. Come on, what--?
-只有一种方法。 -
-是的,它有什么差别?
- There's only one way to tell.
- Yeah, what difference does it make?
好。
Okay.
当他出来时,我会邀请他
纳尔逊的传统, --泡热水澡。
When he comes out, I'll invite him
to a Nelson tradition of hot tubbing.
我要使他涨大
给他些香料酒…….
And I'll set him up
with some mulled wine...
……我还要亲亲他,你知道的。
...and I'll babe him a lot, you know.
我很震惊。
I'm shocked.
我们都感到震惊。
We're all shocked.
我不感到震惊。
I'm not shocked.
我需要一点信心。 自信,自信。
I need a little confidence.
Confidence, confidence.
喝点水, 然后你要跟她谈谈。
A little water,
and then you're gonna talk to her.
哦 不
Oh, no.
狗屎
Shit.
- 嗨
- 嗨
- Hi.
- Hi.
——记得我吗?
—我正准备把你忘掉。
- Remember me?
- I'm trying to put it behind me.
这是你的商店吗?
Is this your shop?
是的,这是我的店。归我所有。
Yeah, it's my shop. All mine.
-这很美。
-谢谢。
- It's perfect.
- Thank you.
非常感谢你。
Thank you very much.
——这真是你的。
——我很欣赏这一点。
- It's really you.
- I appreciate that.
你为什么不挑件皮毛用来防冻。
Why don't you come in and check out
the new freeze-dried animals.
他们做的很逼真。
They're incredibly lifelike.
下一次吧,啊?
Maybe next time, huh?
我们去那里。
There we go.
C.D.
C.D.
它是我昨晚在灯光下想到的。
It came to me last night in a flash.
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