威尔和格蕾丝

Will & Grace S11E17

Part 4 April 27, 2020, 9:30 a.m.

等等等等
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
如果我们其中一个认识了新对象怎么办
What if one of us meets someone?
我们到时候会想到办法的
Hey, we'll figure that out.
然后我就搬过去跟他同居
You know, and then I'll move in with him.
为什么一定是你会有对象
Why are you the one who meets someone?
不是我的原因是社会原因
It's not me, it's society.
你是个40多岁的带孩子的女人经常放屁
I mean, you're a gassy woman over 40 with a kid.
你能找到对象的几率真不大
The odds aren't great.
这是纽约州北我在这里大概是9分美女
This is Upstate New York. I'm like a nine here.
大家甚至都看不出来我怀孕了
People don't even think I'm pregnant.
你没事吧凯凯
You okay, Kare?
斯坦利没来参加仪式杰克
Stanley missed the ceremony, Jackie.
我知道我说过我想狠狠打他的脸
I know that I said that I wanted to stick it to him,
但我只是希望他以我为傲
but I really just wanted him to be proud of me.
但他现在完全当我不存在
But I'm not even on his radar.
该死丹利来了
Oh, crap. It's Danley.
我来分散他的注意你快逃
I'll distract him while you run.
亲爱的我从不逃
Oh, honey. I don't run.
「凯伦沃克日」来了又去了
Well, Karen Walker Day has come and gone,
但它将永远活在我的裤子里
but it will live forever in my pants.
-姑娘你被伤得很深啊 -没错
- Girl, you got it bad. - It's true.
我爱她这肯定是我们家族的共性
I love her. It must run in the family.
你是指斯坦吗他连来都没来
You mean Stan? He didn't even show up.
他没来是因为他整个人都一团糟
Well, he didn't show because he's a wreck.
那个可怜的家伙现在一天只吃四顿正餐和两顿零食了
The poor man's down to four meals and two snacks a day.
他的部分医生都已经不担心他的健康问题了
Some of his doctors aren't even worried about him.
-就因为他打赌输了吗 -不因为他失去了凯伦
- Because he lost a bet? - No, because he lost Karen.
他依然爱她他永远都会爱她的
He still loves her. He always will.
看来真爱永远都是坎坷的
Well, I guess the course of true love never did run smooth.
或许我会去找个妓♥女♥ 让她戴着这个面具
Maybe I'll get a hooker and get her to wear this.
斯坦利还爱我吗
Stanley loves me?
这房♥子简直是完美的
This place is perfect.
我也觉得
I know.
竟然有两间大主卧
And there are two master bedrooms?
因为上一任房♥主夫妻
Because the couple before us
是两个不再相爱的建筑师
were architects who fell out love with each other?
他们可以把房♥子设计得很好
They could design a house.
但他们无法组建一个家庭
They couldn't build a home.
好吧声明一下
Okay, to be clear,
在我们的暖房♥派对上我要挪用这个笑话
that's gonna be my joke at our house-warming party.
我忘了
I forgot.
露给我们留了点东西
Rue left us something.
威尔和格蕾丝
第11季第17集